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[Phalla] The Fantasy of the Final Pirates Day Eight HELLO FELLOW HUMANS

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  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Total Goober Registered User regular


    I didn't mean to do a mutiny.

    mrpakuEgos
  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Oh, while we're at it, there's a cover for one of these:

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    So I will leave this open over the weekend, and probably look for a Monday start. I'm sorry but you didn't pledge enough to get custom minis statblocks ???.



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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Yeah ok, let me just lop off this leg and sharpen a wooden spoon and I'm in.

  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    I'm so ready for this game I've already got part of my costume down:
    4/5 broken metatarsals woooooooo!
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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Ouch. How did you manage that? No judgement, I had a stretch where I severely injured my foot three years in a row.



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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Ouch. How did you manage that? No judgement, I had a stretch where I severely injured my foot three years in a row.

    I also happen to have peripheral neuropathy in my feet (can't feel anything besides the death wails of my nerves as they die) so I don't *exactly* know what the exact incident that broke my foot is. I do know about 2 months ago it swelled (swoled?) up real big ad my doctor ran all kinds of scans to rule out a blood clot or vein issues or any other number of things. After 2 months I got an x-ray that revealed chronic fractures. So I'm pretty sure I *barely* broken them, and then walked on them for 2 months continually breaking them over and over. Apparently the neuropathy is stronger than the pain from broken bones cause I never felt anything beyond my normal shooting nerve pains.

    It's a thing that happens with neuropathic patients ("Charcot foot", for those curious). There's even a fun bio-feedback loop where those kinds of chronic breaks cause an enzyme to be released that weakens the bones, causing them to be further susceptible to breakage. So yeah. Quite the vicious cycle which is why i'm currently booted up and can't put any weight on it.

    That peg-leg crutch is a life saver though! So much nicer than regular crutches. Can't recommend highly enough.

  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    edited August 5
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME

    38thDoe on


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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME

    Oh that's unexpected lol

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME
    Oh that's unexpected lol
    Hey kime in lieu of private messages, we should send public ones and just pretend they're private.

    kimecj iwakuradiscrider
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    edited August 5
    Game Begins:

    The world prepared to eliminate the pirate threat. The pirates prepared for their next act of villainy as pirates will do when backed into a corner. Perhaps they will release a series of progressively worse movies. Perhaps merely another catchy musical number.



    Day 1 will close at 3 pm Eastern Time Tomorrow Tuesday the 6th. Please get your votes and orders in.

    All role PMs should be out. Again, please do not send private messages unless you hear otherwise.

    38thDoe on


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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    For some of us, "no private messages" isn't going to be all that different from how we normally play

    kimecj iwakuraEgosLocusJaysonFourH3Knuckles
  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Private message: Kime

    Tell me who to vote for.

    Am I doing the public private message right? If you aren’t Kime YOU CAN’T READ THAT!

    kime
  • BluecyanBluecyan Pirate SpaceRegistered User regular
    edited August 5
    Warning: Spoilers for that one show/movie/book or video game you are invested in that you don't want spoiled, except for @JPants
    I don't trust jdark and AustinP, they are trying to conspire with kime.

    Edit:Gharr!

    Bluecyan on
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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Can't be betrayed by Auralynx if you can't PM Auralynx
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME
    Oh that's unexpected lol
    Hey kime in lieu of private messages, we should send public ones and just pretend they're private.

    Trade roles?

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  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    JPants wrote: »
    Can't be betrayed by Auralynx if you can't PM Auralynx
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    How much you wanna bet?

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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    JPantsmrpakuH3Knuckles
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    There's always passenger pigeon.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Game Begins:

    The world prepared to eliminate the pirate threat. The pirates prepared for their next act of villainy as pirates will do when backed into a corner. Perhaps they will release a series of progressively worse movies. Perhaps merely another catchy musical number.



    Day 1 will close at 3 pm Eastern Time Tomorrow Tuesday the 6th. Please get your votes and orders in.

    All role PMs should be out. Again, please do not send private messages unless you hear otherwise.

    That's my new favorite pirate song :D

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    38thDoe
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    "We say Yo Ho but we don't say Hoe cause Ho is disrespectful, Yo!"

    i'm 100% going to have that stuck in my head all day.

    kimejdarksuncj iwakuraWildcat
  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME
    Oh that's unexpected lol
    Hey kime in lieu of private messages, we should send public ones and just pretend they're private.
    Trade roles?
    I'm not a pirate.

    How about you?

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I can confirm I have never downloaded a car, how about the rest of you? Hmmmm, anyone smelling especially salty lately?

    WildcatH3Knuckles
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME
    Oh that's unexpected lol
    Hey kime in lieu of private messages, we should send public ones and just pretend they're private.
    Trade roles?
    I'm not a pirate.

    How about you?

    I'm not eithARRRRR

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME
    Oh that's unexpected lol
    Hey kime in lieu of private messages, we should send public ones and just pretend they're private.
    Trade roles?
    I'm not a pirate.

    How about you?

    I'm not eithARRRRR

    That reminds me of a joke totally unrelated to our situation:

    What's a pirate's favorite droid from Star Wars?

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Arrrgh Two, naturally

  • BluecyanBluecyan Pirate SpaceRegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME
    Oh that's unexpected lol
    Hey kime in lieu of private messages, we should send public ones and just pretend they're private.
    Trade roles?
    I'm not a pirate.

    How about you?

    I'm not eithARRRRR

    That reminds me of a joke totally unrelated to our situation:

    What's a pirate's favorite droid from Star Wars?

    Gharr that be Arrgh5-P8.

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Obifett said nothing in PM and deserves to be keelhauled for that immediately.

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    Oh hey! A knife!
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited August 5
    38thDoe wrote: »
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME

    Egos on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited August 5
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED THERE ARE TO BE NO PRIVATE MESSAGES SENT THIS GAME
    Oh that's unexpected lol
    Hey kime in lieu of private messages, we should send public ones and just pretend they're private.
    Trade roles?
    I'm not a pirate.

    How about you?

    I'm not eithARRRRR

    That reminds me of a joke totally unrelated to our situation:

    What's a pirate's favorite droid from Star Wars?

    IG-Matey8?

    cj iwakura on
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    EgosH3Knuckles
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    Obifett said nothing in PM and deserves to be keelhauled for that immediately.

    Try sending your PM again. I'm sure I'd respond this time.

    mrpaku
  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    Look if you answer the joke you've got to supply one of your own, that's just basic pirate etiquette.

    discrider
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Look if you answer the joke you've got to supply one of your own, that's just basic pirate etiquette.

    Yarr, what be a pirate's favourite spooky hot drink?

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Look if you answer the joke you've got to supply one of your own, that's just basic pirate etiquette.

    Sorry, it's my first day with the hook

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    Obifett said nothing in PM and deserves to be keelhauled for that immediately.

    Try sending your PM again. I'm sure I'd respond this time.

    Fair.
    Look, this time I have it here, in this bottle.
    If you could kindly lend your head to open it, we can be underway.

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    Oh hey! A knife!
  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Ok, no PMs so let’s just try this.

    Raise your hand if you are a threat to the village.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Ok, no PMs so let’s just try this.

    Raise your hand if you are a threat to the village.

    *starts to raise hand*

    waaaaait a second

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    Pirates are the worst.

    I mean, last place in an already-mediocre NL Central? Two wins in their last 14 games? Just awful.

    AssuranWildcatH3Knuckles
  • BluecyanBluecyan Pirate SpaceRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Ok, no PMs so let’s just try this.

    Raise your hand if you are a threat to the village.

    *starts to raise hand*

    waaaaait a second

    Gharr, almost got ye there!

    Simon says "Raise your hand if you are a threat to the village."

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Egos, what a mighty fine beard that is, probably keep you real warm on those cold shippy nights!

  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    It was a double trick! Pirates have hooks!

    *checks Blue off list, moves to check Kime and hesitates*

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