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[Phalla] The Fantasy of the Final Pirates Day Eight HELLO FELLOW HUMANS

38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid againwait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
edited August 14 in Critical Failures

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The Fantasy of the Final Pirates?

Produced and directed by 38thDoe


In a world with no name, pirates ravaged everything! Well, just the one town really. I guess there was a wind shortage? Still their dastardly deeds never ceased. For example, someone built a castle in the swamp and I guess that fell over so clearly a pirate related issue. Oh, also some crops failed. Clearly the work of pirates. Yes. Pirates. They pillaged the persimmons, pineapples, and pears! They raided the rhubarb, rutabagas, and radishes. They looted the Leeks and the Lettuce.




What’s all this now?

This is a regular game for 6 or more people. Game Unlocked!
Or maybe it is an irregular game for 30+
I’m not really sure where the signups will come in on this.

Or maybe this game is crowd funded.
The more signups we get the more PuncherBeginner rewards you’ll unlock!



Phalla is the Penny-Arcade Forum Version of the Party Game Mafia. General rules of Phalla can be found here. New players are welcome as are old of course.

Specific rules can be found below:

Standard Phalla Rules/Mechanics:

You must vote each day. Vote in bold red for whomever you think is likely to be a threat to you. The winner of the vote will be eliminated every night. Tie votes will kill both people involved and the person causing the tie. Be careful.

In addition, everyone should make at least two posts each day. Failure to vote or contribute will lead to warning and replacement.

Do not directly quote anything from PMs with me, or take screenshots of them. It is okay to paraphrase role PMs however.

Do not add other players to PM conversations.

Do not anonymously contact anyone.

When you die you may make one ghost post which cannot contain any game information whatsoever.

Ask for clarifications in Bold DarkOrange. You can always PM me with clarification requests, or post them directly in the thread. If you have questions about your role you should probably use the PM method to avoid giving away info to the other players. They are *already* suspicious of you.

Make sure you invite me to any PMs or proboards you might form.

Order of actions: Votes>???>Stuns>Rages>???>Guards>Kills>Seers>Theft>Trades>Promotions>Elixir>???

The Day will Close at 3PM Eastern Time. Yes you read that correctly.
The game will be on hold for weekends. So game days will be Monday-Friday. You may still play on the weekends but there will be no vote close on those days.


Signup in bold limegreen

Specific Rules/Mechanics:

If and of course this is only hypothetical, but if there is any time traveling, then of course kills in the future wouldn’t still be in effect in the past. Kills made in the past would remain in the future. Unless something else happens. Of course, it would be weird to have time travel in a game about pirates. I don’t even know why this is here. (Probably a leftover draft OP)


Clarifications:
Assuran wrote: »
I don't know, that's a good question to ask.

If someone contacts you via PM, can you reply back to them?

That may get a C/D, but it never hurts to ask.

Until further notice there will be no Private Messages between players.

Egos wrote: »
are there thralls/Millers in the game ?

C/D

Tied vote consequences in general?

See the OP.





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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    edited August 15
    Player List:
    1. jdarksun - Miner - Bludgeoned, Partially Eaten, and Soul Harvested
    2. JPants
    3. kime - Bahamut - Slashed
    4. Auralynx
    5. Bluecyan
    6. Burnage - Black Belt - LASER CANNON
    7. AustinP0027 - Dwarf Master Smith - Slashed, Bludgeoned, Partially Eaten, and Soul Harvested and LASER CANNON
    8. Dr. Unne - mrpaku - Slashed, Ripped Apart, Partially Eaten, and Soul Harvested
    9. Virgil_Leads_You - Astos - Slashed, Bludgeoned, Partially Eaten
    10. ObiFett - Lich - Democracy
    11. cj iwakura
    12. premium
    13. LostNinja - Pirate Captain - Democracy
    14. Phyphor Sir Fabulous
    15. Assuran - Royal Guard - Royal Decree!
    16. Bedlam - Legendary Dwarf - Democracy
    17. Wildcat - Elf King - Democracy
    18. Emperor Cornelia - Egos - LASER CANNON
    19. Locus - Dwarf King - LASER CANNON
    20. discrider - Elvish Advisor - Democracy
    21. JaysonFour - Lukahn - Democracy
    22. KetBra
    23. JusticeforPluto - Elven Death Advisor - LASER CANNON
    24. Retaba
    Reserves:
    1. Sir Fabulous



    Narration Links:
    Weigh Anchor
    Set the Sails!
    Day Three
    Day Four
    Day Five
    Day Six
    Day Seven
    Day Eight
    Host Notes

    38thDoe on


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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me!

    Virgil_Leads_You
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I'm a pirate!

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  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    When you're a professional pirate...

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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    38thDoeAustinP0027WACriminalVirgil_Leads_You
  • BluecyanBluecyan Pirate SpaceRegistered User regular
    Garrgh!

    Virgil_Leads_You
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Yo ho ho

    Virgil_Leads_You
  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    I'll keel-haul anyone who tries to take over me ship

    Virgil_Leads_You
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    What's a pirate's favorite letter?

    Most people think it's the arrrgh, but it really be the C

    LostNinjaEgos
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    All right, crew, lets get to work!

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    38thDoe
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Sea of Thieves


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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    El Pollo Diablo!

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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
    Virgil_Leads_YouEgos
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    This is a sign up post

    Virgil_Leads_You
  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.
    We'll fight you in the harbor.

    Virgil_Leads_You
  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    edited July 29
    This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow

    (NSFW)

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    You are a pirate!

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    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    A pirate's life for me

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Ive marked on X on ye pants

    because it contains the pirate booty!

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    I was actually thinking of signing up this time, but 3 PM close is a deal breaker for me, sorry. I like to be around for vote close. Can't do that when I'm at work.

    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    That's the second-biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

    Virgil_Leads_You
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Reserve.

    Can’t commit to a start this week but I will change to a full signup come Monday.

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    I won $200 playing mafia once.
    Check out the VODs here
    Virgil_Leads_You
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    I was actually thinking of signing up this time, but 3 PM close is a deal breaker for me, sorry. I like to be around for vote close. Can't do that when I'm at work.

    That's reasonable and I apologize for the unpopular time. I'll reevaluate after this game, but I'd have to dump a lot of the work on a co host if I closed at night.



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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    sign

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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    I was actually thinking of signing up this time, but 3 PM close is a deal breaker for me, sorry. I like to be around for vote close. Can't do that when I'm at work.

    That's reasonable and I apologize for the unpopular time. I'll reevaluate after this game, but I'd have to dump a lot of the work on a co host if I closed at night.

    Don't feel too bad. Phalla with an inconvenient close >>>> No phalla at all

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    JPants wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    I was actually thinking of signing up this time, but 3 PM close is a deal breaker for me, sorry. I like to be around for vote close. Can't do that when I'm at work.

    That's reasonable and I apologize for the unpopular time. I'll reevaluate after this game, but I'd have to dump a lot of the work on a co host if I closed at night.

    Don't feel too bad. Phalla with an inconvenient close >>>> No phalla at all

    Well, it's good for EU-folk, I imagine.

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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
    Wildcat
  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Total Goober Registered User regular
    I mean I want to play

    But I feel like that closing tine will just get me voted out.

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    JPants wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    I was actually thinking of signing up this time, but 3 PM close is a deal breaker for me, sorry. I like to be around for vote close. Can't do that when I'm at work.

    That's reasonable and I apologize for the unpopular time. I'll reevaluate after this game, but I'd have to dump a lot of the work on a co host if I closed at night.

    Don't feel too bad. Phalla with an inconvenient close >>>> No phalla at all

    Honestly, participation in general got harder for me when I stopped working nights, if not prohibitive.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    If I didn't know any better, I would say you've been surreptitiously observing my routine to pick the most convenient closing time for me.

    Sign up, please.

    kime
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I mean I want to play

    But I feel like that closing tine will just get me voted out.
    This is dumb and also reinforces dumbness.

    You got 24 hours to play you aint gotta bend over backwards to play at a specific time and if people say you do they are dumb poopy heads.

    Burnage
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I mean, we are mostly poopy heads

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    I would also like JusticeforPluto or whoever else is interested to play, but think it's perfectly valid to think the circumstances of the game might make it so that adult responsibilities put you in a position of, say for example, being only active momentarily while the thread is kind of dead, and then having to defend yourself against being a day four "I guess, seems more inactive than x usually is?", or a "didn't change their vote in the 45 minutes we found out kime eats babies" bandwagon, and just not wanting to deal with that particular uphill battle

    Personally, I'm going to be trying to give whoever is willing to play the logical benefit of the doubt just because they're *here*, (almost certainly to my detriment)

    kimeWildcatjdarksunJPants
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    I mean, we are mostly poopy heads

    Well now I have to play.

    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
    Oh hey! A knife!
    Virgil_Leads_YouBedlam
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    Heck yeah! I'm excited to play phalla again~

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    mrpaku wrote: »

    Personally, I'm going to be trying to give whoever is willing to play the logical benefit of the doubt just because they're *here*, (almost certainly to my detriment)

    Personally, I'm gonna just roleplay as Blackbeard and drink rum.

    mrpakuWildcat
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »

    Personally, I'm going to be trying to give whoever is willing to play the logical benefit of the doubt just because they're *here*, (almost certainly to my detriment)

    Personally, I'm gonna just roleplay as Blackbeard and drink rum.

    And this is different from your normal days.... how, again? :P

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Before it was ambien and Jeff Goldblum

    Wildcat
  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    i want to play this, because it's an incredibly convenient vote close for me.
    but my life is on fire right now, and i cannot, alas.

  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
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    Pirate Cat is not amused.

    Sign me up, matey.

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    Yar.

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