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Damn Kids... and their bombs...
tony_important
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Ok, so yesterday 3 schools in my area were closed because of bomb threats.
It was all over the news.
Turns out some kids at my sister's school were getting jealous, so they called in some threats of their own.
What the fuck is wrong with people.
ITT, we talk about stupid bomb threat kids, dumb reasons for closing schools, or how gay I am for making a new thread.
It was all over the news.
Turns out some kids at my sister's school were getting jealous, so they called in some threats of their own.
What the fuck is wrong with people.
ITT, we talk about stupid bomb threat kids, dumb reasons for closing schools, or how gay I am for making a new thread.
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helps if the payphone is near D.C.
Have fun in Guantanamo.
ok qt
I, of course, got really worried and went to school dressed in black. I was carrying a knife in my pocket.
My mom called the school and told them what was up.
I ended up getting in trouble for bringing a knife to school.
Threats as punishment! Brilliant!
THAT'S what this is about?!?
Well shit, I better go overturn the law right now.
Just let me get out of my igloo and fire up my dog sled, OK???
Why did you dress in black?
Is black bulletproof?
We get it, you're gay.
We must kill all the Haitians.
End goth-on-goth violence.
I'd love to, but they can dampen/block my abilities.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Sex on a stick.
My college got both.
They called me a social outcast. Not because I was actually very well rounded and liked by most, but the fact that I stood outside each morning and smoked. That was their whole case. Fucking small towns.
holy shit! that's rediculous.
She turned me into a newt!
Me, of all people. Sheesh.
My college didn't have any bomb or anthrax scares or anything, but we did have the Masked Masturbator.
yeah
Yay California.
Dude I went to high school with in Phoenix got caught masturbating under the table to some girls sitting across from him
like, two or three times
somehow never got kicked out.
i never had any classes with him, thank god, but... yeah
Mine was in California too, and it was on the verge of paranoid psychotic. I was so lucky to leave when I did.
On a related note, Dely, I'm intrigued by your views. Could you perhaps expand upon them in a newsletter?
He was such a fucking tool. I'm sure he's a greeter at wal-mart now or something.
Exactly what I thought.
But kids are dumb, so...
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
all sneaking out into a random backstreet or stairwell or just sitting out in the park
i remember getting caught smoking in my final year and was taken to the deputy principal. but because some dick teacher gave me a uniform detention for having my shirt untucked earlier that day the deputy was just like 'yea this detention can be for both' and just gave me a note for the uniform with no mention of smoking
another time i was walking to school smoking and walked past my maths teacher who was like 'smoking is bad for you' then in class i didnt have my text book and he joked about it to the whole class saying something about how i only need one hand for a cigarette so i should use the other to carry a book
we had a couple of bomb threats but nothing really messed up
it was a nerd school so nothin really interesting happened
one time there was some crappy survey about our study patterns and such which we all had to bs and say we did like 20 hours a week or somethin
and one question was 'do you feel motivated to study'
for some reason i wrote no, maybe cos i thought they might give me more shit about my bad marks otherwise
that was the only time i ever saw the counsellor
it was probably the same time i found out we even had a counsellor
im all like 'hey theres an office back here i thought it was like a closet or somethin'
I also knew these gay dudes who got caught fucking in that same bathroom.
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came back a while later and told us he got a job as a dogcatcher
I knew a dude who did that and got kicked out for it. Man if I went to the same school with as lax laws as yours, I'd be jerkin under the table to.
students on drugs?
that was a pretty regular occurance with some of the dudes i knew
no big deal ever came out of it
one of my friends was on heavy dosages of ritalin and whatnot and occasionally he decided not to take them
man that dudes just bounced off all the fucking walls in the building. he was horny as it is, being hyperactive just pretty much assured that he's going to try and hump all his friends
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