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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Oh, shit. Gonna have to try those, they look delicious.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    It's not to far but more of a dare

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »

    As an Australian and thus someone with a lifetime of experience eating meat pies,

    what in the FUCK is this shit?!?

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Still I think it would be funny If I had the funds I would buy several of the olive garden lifetime passes as a corporation. Using them to feed the poor and hungry if questioned why I can say Corps are people under U S law to which you would probably see the fastest turn around of a ideal because I was using the Super pac ideal for good

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »

    As an Australian and thus someone with a lifetime of experience eating meat pies,

    what in the FUCK is this shit?!?

    Empanadas. If it makes you feel better, they split off from the English meat pie tradition centuries before Australia or America had 'em.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »

    As an Australian and thus someone with a lifetime of experience eating meat pies,

    what in the FUCK is this shit?!?

    That's what I thought I have not had Australian style meat pies in sometime but I kind of want one now

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Not bad.

  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    What a way to go. I salute you, taco king.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I would like to extend my condolences to the Taco Queen and the loyal Taco Subjects in this trying time.

    May the new Taco King serve the throne with honor and dignity.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    What kind of tacos are we talking the false king that is hard shell tacos or the traditional soft shell tortilla ones?

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Hard tortilla shells are the devil’s carbohydrate

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    hail satan

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    There’s no good way to eat them!

    You have to turn your head like you’re trying to play a fiddle and jam the thing in sideways.

    At least with a soft taco you can fold it up and eat it like a human being

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    There’s no good way to eat them!

    You have to turn your head like you’re trying to play a fiddle and jam the thing in sideways.

    At least with a soft taco you can fold it up and eat it like a human being

    We're going to need you to stay away from the funeral...

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Also I’ve never had a soft taco shatter so the shards injure the soft parts of my mouth

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    There’s no good way to eat them!

    You have to turn your head like you’re trying to play a fiddle and jam the thing in sideways.

    At least with a soft taco you can fold it up and eat it like a human being

    We're going to need you to stay away from the funeral...

    I eat what I want, how I want.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Just put a soft taco underneath the hard taco so you get the catharsis of destroying a fragile thing along with the ethical safety net of not wasting food.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    There’s no good way to eat them!

    You have to turn your head like you’re trying to play a fiddle and jam the thing in sideways.

    At least with a soft taco you can fold it up and eat it like a human being

    You go tell Shaq that his taco neck syndrome is invalid

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I will eat basically any taco you put in front of me

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I GISed feet taco and of course there was a Sonic-related result.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Just put a soft taco underneath the hard taco so you get the catharsis of destroying a fragile thing along with the ethical safety net of not wasting food.

    Go all out
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvIkojfQDxA

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Just put a soft taco underneath the hard taco so you get the catharsis of destroying a fragile thing along with the ethical safety net of not wasting food.

    Go all out
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvIkojfQDxA

    That... that’s not what I meant at all

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Just put a soft taco underneath the hard taco so you get the catharsis of destroying a fragile thing along with the ethical safety net of not wasting food.

    Go all out
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvIkojfQDxA

    That... that’s not what I meant at all

    It is Marge admit it

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    look, if a good 50% of your taco is bread then you effed that ess up bad mein freund

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    That ain’t a taco, it’s a Goddamed savory layer cake.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Skip the taco and give me a burrito

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    look, if a good 50% of your taco is bread then you effed that ess up bad mein freund

    it does, however, quite serendipitously and firmly move it into contention for being a sandwich

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    look, if a good 50% of your taco is bread then you effed that ess up bad mein freund

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    I like bread.

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    There’s no good way to eat them!

    You have to turn your head like you’re trying to play a fiddle and jam the thing in sideways.

    At least with a soft taco you can fold it up and eat it like a human being

    You go tell Shaq that his taco neck syndrome is invalid

    Shaq is a jerk.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Just put a soft taco underneath the hard taco so you get the catharsis of destroying a fragile thing along with the ethical safety net of not wasting food.

    Mmmm put some cheese sauce or something in between

    Mmmm

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  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    There’s no good way to eat them!

    You have to turn your head like you’re trying to play a fiddle and jam the thing in sideways.

    At least with a soft taco you can fold it up and eat it like a human being

    You go tell Shaq that his taco neck syndrome is invalid

    Shaq is a jerk.

    https://youtu.be/QCG8EbEO9DI

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    True bad food story: I used to get my waffle house hash browns plain until Bloodhound Gang reminded me I can get them smothered and covered.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yeah that's a good way

    my favorite is scattered smothered covered and topped

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    I mean, I actually get them with the gravy, but I moreso mean the conceptual act of using toppings

    smother is a better description for gravy than for onions, anyway

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Scattered, smothered, covered, peppered, capped.


    Mmmmmhmmmm

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