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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I had sea urchin sushi

    I was not a fan at all

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Uni (oo-nee) is the Japanese name for the edible part of the Sea Urchin. While colloquially referred to as the roe (eggs), uni is actually the animal's gonads (which produce the milt or roe). Uni ranges in color from rich gold to light yellow, and has a creamy consistency that some love and is off-putting to others.

  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    Gimme those golden gonads

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Gonad or go home

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I had fugu sashimi when I went to Japan earlier this year. It wasn't very good tbh. The texture was a bit unpleasant. The fugu hotpot was way better.

    The texture is the point, apparently.

    It's like... Crackly

    Is that a joke? I would say it's more chewy and slightly gelatinous.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Not a joke!

    It has an extremely mild flavor, it is a delicacy because of its unique texture, and of course the difficulty of preparing it.

    #pipe on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Clearly, one of you has eaten the wrong part of the fish.

    The only questions is, who?

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I would never try fugu for any reason. There are other foods I can eat that don't have a chance at killing me in a horrific fashion if someone fucked up one of the many steps to prepare it.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    It's really not like that.

    In the same way that water doesn't flush backwards in Australia, you shouldn't base your life experience on episodes of the simpsons.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    It's really not like that.

    In the same way that water doesn't flush backwards in Australia, you shouldn't base your life experience on episodes of the simpsons.

    You aren't my dad

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    It's really not like that.

    In the same way that water doesn't flush backwards in Australia, you shouldn't base your life experience on episodes of the simpsons.

    Simpsons? What? I can count the number of episodes of the Simpsons I've seen on two fingers.

    Pufferfish carries the neurotoxin known as tetrodotoxin. Anyone who ingests the toxin, and it takes very little to kill, will find out very quickly what it's like to die of asphyxiation while not being able to move a muscle. This is not a fate I am ever willing to chance for a bit of food.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    There are lots of food that will kill you if prepared poorly

    Fugu isn't dangerous if you're eating at an actually decent restaurant because the chef will have been properly trained in its preparation

    Should you eat fugu from, like, a street cart in an alley? Probably not. But no restaurant wants to literally kill its customers and will be throughly checking that it is safe

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    In the vid the guy says around six people die in Japan each year from eating it.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    In the vid the guy says around six people die in Japan each year from eating it.
    Roughly 3,000 people die in the US from food poisoning each year. Likely for the same reasons, eating poorly prepared food at restaurants that aren't up to safety standards or preparing it at home either incorrectly or with expired ingredients.

    6 people a year is an incredibly small number

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    In the vid the guy says around six people die in Japan each year from eating it.
    Roughly 3,000 people die in the US from food poisoning each year. Likely for the same reasons, eating poorly prepared food at restaurants that aren't up to safety standards or preparing it at home either incorrectly or with expired ingredients.

    6 people a year is an incredibly small number

    You're comparing one set of numbers across all cuisines to another set of numbers for one very specific food that is probably pretty costly for all the preparation that's necessary to make it.

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    we need death per meal averages, clearly

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Unpuffed puffers look kinda cute

    #pipe
  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    In the vid the guy says around six people die in Japan each year from eating it.
    Roughly 3,000 people die in the US from food poisoning each year. Likely for the same reasons, eating poorly prepared food at restaurants that aren't up to safety standards or preparing it at home either incorrectly or with expired ingredients.

    6 people a year is an incredibly small number

    depends on how many times it's served per year, and while I agree the odds are incredibly slim, probably even astronomical, food poisoning isn't a good comparison. Yea 3000 people died, but thats out of roughly 358 billion meals eaten, the percentage change of dying from food poisoning is stupendously low. I imagine the chance of dying from Fugu is orders of magnitude higher than the general baseline of food poisoning.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    In the vid the guy says around six people die in Japan each year from eating it.
    Roughly 3,000 people die in the US from food poisoning each year. Likely for the same reasons, eating poorly prepared food at restaurants that aren't up to safety standards or preparing it at home either incorrectly or with expired ingredients.

    6 people a year is an incredibly small number

    depends on how many times it's served per year, and while I agree the odds are incredibly slim, probably even astronomical, food poisoning isn't a good comparison. Yea 3000 people died, but thats out of roughly 358 billion meals eaten, the percentage change of dying from food poisoning is stupendously low. I imagine the chance of dying from Fugu is orders of magnitude higher than the general baseline of food poisoning.

    Have you travelled by automobile at any time in your life?
    Because if you're worried about the statistical likelihood of dying from Fugu poisoning, you really don't want to look up traffic accident fatality statistics...

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    What if superman ate tainted fugu

    Tallahasseeriel on
  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    What if superman ate tainted fugu

    I like to think he's innately capable of holding his breath for so long that being incapable of moving or breathing for 24ish hours is just very inconvenient.
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    In the vid the guy says around six people die in Japan each year from eating it.

    Strange, when I looked up the figures before my trip it was more like one person per year for the last two decades.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    100% of people who eat food die

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    the only reason i won't eat fugu is that the likelihood it will kill me is too low

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    In the vid the guy says around six people die in Japan each year from eating it.
    Roughly 3,000 people die in the US from food poisoning each year. Likely for the same reasons, eating poorly prepared food at restaurants that aren't up to safety standards or preparing it at home either incorrectly or with expired ingredients.

    6 people a year is an incredibly small number

    depends on how many times it's served per year, and while I agree the odds are incredibly slim, probably even astronomical, food poisoning isn't a good comparison. Yea 3000 people died, but thats out of roughly 358 billion meals eaten, the percentage change of dying from food poisoning is stupendously low. I imagine the chance of dying from Fugu is orders of magnitude higher than the general baseline of food poisoning.

    Have you travelled by automobile at any time in your life?
    Because if you're worried about the statistical likelihood of dying from Fugu poisoning, you really don't want to look up traffic accident fatality statistics...

    I wonder what the difference is, between chance of death per average length car trip, and per meal of fugu. Might have to run those down.

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    100% of people who eat food die

    I will never eat again

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    100% of people who eat food die

    I will never eat again

    100% of people who don't eat food die

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    The only winning move is not to play

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    no then you also lose we just went over this

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    100% of people who eat food die

    I will never eat again

    100% of people who don't eat food die

    challenge accepted

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    no then you also lose we just went over this

    The only way to avoid dying is to not be born

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    50% eat food, 50% don't eat food

    can't fail

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    100% of people who eat food die

    I will never eat again

    100% of people who don't eat food die

    challenge accepted

    you don't get to die until god is satisfied with your punishment

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Old Testament God or New Testament?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Old Testament God or New Testament?

    first one, then th'other

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    ....

    So he’ll never be satisfied but then feel really bad about it later?

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I personally wish more food carried the risk of instantaneous death.

    Maybe it's some innate desire to fight a mammoth or like, a big sloth but I feel like it's only fair if my food can kill me.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I personally wish more food carried the risk of instantaneous death.

    Maybe it's some innate desire to fight a mammoth or like, a big sloth but I feel like it's only fair if my food can kill me.

    What if you just set some mood music for your meal?

    https://youtu.be/_dnZHea_TI0

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I'm gonna play this next time I eat an entire bag of pizza rolls in my underwear.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That's the spirit

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Bad food thread

    Bad food thread, listen to me.

    I just met a man who said he can make me a McRib sushi roll.

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