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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    one of the CS students is trying to comfort her. "I bet his github projects have zero commits!"

    (this is a real quote, and deserves death).

    ... deserves a high-five, morelike. Excellent slamdunk.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    one of the CS students is trying to comfort her. "I bet his github projects have zero commits!"

    (this is a real quote, and deserves death).

    tynic i'm afraid you work with nerds

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    one of the CS students is trying to comfort her. "I bet his github projects have zero commits!"

    (this is a real quote, and deserves death).

    tynic i'm afraid you work with nerds

    Me? Impossible

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    tynic wrote: »
    one of the CS students is trying to comfort her. "I bet his github projects have zero commits!"

    (this is a real quote, and deserves death).

    that you did not immediately leap over the furniture howling with rage and stab this person to death is testament to your self control.

    3cl1ps3 on
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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    I've never even had a GitHub project...

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Its one of those things were I feel like I should dip my toe into it, but I'm also working full time, doing grad school, trying to learn new stuff outside my school work, and preparing for my cert exams so....eh

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I don't wanna brag or nothing but

    I have a Github login and SSH key and I've used it once to compile a program on Unbuntu.

    I know compoters and I'm a cool dude.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    C://ChicoBlue/CoolDude

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Maybe it's just less of a thing in basic web design but the most I've ever used GitHub for has been just one part of the Google search for the solution to a code problem I'm having and of someone had posted about it on GitHub or stackoverflow then it was probably a common issue with an easy fix.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    C://ChicoBlue/CoolDude

    sudo apt-get install coolshades

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    I should probably learn how to set up git but like, that's a future me job

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I should probably learn how to set up git but like, that's a future me job

    are you on windows

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    one of the reasons it was easy to get distracted by student meltdowns is because this grant I'm supposed to be reading is so boring I want to pee myself. It's at least 60% buzzword by volume.
    "This integrated systems-perspective effort requires..." "With a focus on a single unifying vision, and an agile and efficient organizational structure, the Institute will answer fundamental research questions ..."

    For a number of reasons, I can already tell I'm going to dislike the lead researcher intensely.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Anyone who uses the word "agile" and is not describing a cat or a ninja or something should be visited by the vocabulary fairy, or the vocabufairy, if you will.

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  • Drake ChambersDrake Chambers Lay out my formal shorts. Registered User regular
    The word that I hear all the time now is "thirsty". It pisses me off every time.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Anyone who uses the word "agile" and is not describing a cat or a ninja or something should be visited by the vocabulary fairy, or the vocabufairy, if you will.

    you're disinvited from the next scrum meeting

    Oh thank Christ!

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    The word that I hear all the time now is "thirsty". It pisses me off every time.

    In...software development? I think this means horny

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Let me tell you, I'm certainty thirsty for ERP software that works.

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  • Drake ChambersDrake Chambers Lay out my formal shorts. Registered User regular
    Forumers are the only people in software I ever have contact with. No, just in the word in general, used to describe people who are... Motivated? Ambitious? Dehydrated?

    (Hint: only one of those is correct)

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Its mean you wanna fuck. The desert makes you wanna fuck real bad

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  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    My thing that I hate with a violent passion is "Sorry not sorry."

    Right now, I don't think there's anything that throws me into a more violent, seething rage than hearing that phrase.

    Just typing it and seeing it there makes me want to start stabbing people in the eyes with their own femurs.

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    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    I love the team of people I work with. They're such good people.

    That is my work update.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    I love the team of people I work with. They're such good people.

    That is my work update.

    wow

    fucked up if true

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    I had to send and email to all the teachers today to ask who borrowed my laptop cart on Monday morning when I was super distracted moving 600 laptops in 80 degree heat in the library. It was fine that they had it but it was driving me crazy that I could not remember who it was that had it.

    Also the cart is named Peralta (All the laptops carts are named after B99 or Parks and Rec characters) so some teachers were sending some good B99 gifs as replies.

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited August 2019

    The word that I hear all the time now is "thirsty". It pisses me off every time.

    I now want to see what the thirsty development manifesto looks like

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Let me tell you, I'm certainty thirsty for ERP software that works.

    Yeah well people in hell want ice water

    webguy20RoyceSraphimSlacker71
  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    The word that I hear all the time now is "thirsty". It pisses me off every time.

    I now want to see what the thirsty development manifesto looks like

    Development now directly reports to sales.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Its mean you wanna fuck. The desert makes you wanna fuck real bad

    I been through the desert on a horse with no name
    And for reasons I do not wish to examine too closely I am powerfully aroused
    The horse will no longer make eye contact with me
    Na na na naaaaaaa na na na na

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Let me tell you, I'm certainty thirsty for ERP software that works.

    You know there's no way anybody here is interpreting that any other way than "Erotic Role Playing".

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    The word that I hear all the time now is "thirsty". It pisses me off every time.

    I've definitely heard "hungry" used in that context, but yeah no, thirsty definitely has Other connotations.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I got complimented on my shirt today, three different times!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    One of the secretaries here gave me a $25 visa gift card and a $25 movie theater gift card as thanks for helping her

    it was very nice of her but the amount of gift cards and nice things I've received from folks lately makes me feel awkward for not giving anything in return

    maybe I'll make some cookies or something and bring those in

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    I got some pears at the store today and put them out. Some of it was that I might not be able to finish the bag myself, but also everyone here has been super nice about bringing and sharing stuff and I wanted to join in.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    One of the secretaries here gave me a $25 visa gift card and a $25 movie theater gift card as thanks for helping her

    it was very nice of her but the amount of gift cards and nice things I've received from folks lately makes me feel awkward for not giving anything in return

    maybe I'll make some cookies or something and bring those in

    What the fuck

    Also, anyone who doesn’t know: Moriveth has been this way all his life, people just gift him random stuff all the time

    His mom said it would be really awkward especially when she’d take him out with his sister (who was never gifted things in the same way)

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    And yet I’ve not met any kindly billionaires who give me all their money (probably because they realize I’d give most of it to actual poor people)

  • Drake ChambersDrake Chambers Lay out my formal shorts. Registered User regular
    I've never met any billionaires, let alone kindly ones. I think they're hard to come by.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    To be fair I don’t ever ask for things

    I just work real hard when people at work ask stuff of me!

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    That doesn't explain it happening your whole life. Kids famously have no hustle.

    You just got resting gift face, I suppose.

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