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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yeah, and a lot of us work hard when we’re asked stuff of us!

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I mean, I don't. But I am very good at expressing genuine concern without making any firm commitments.

    This may explain why strangers don't shower me with gifts.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Yeah, and a lot of us work hard when we’re asked stuff of us!

    Okay fair!

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    so i just did a test run with adobe connect. i'm presenting for a rural gifted student 'college' virtual study day in a couple of weeks, on john keats and campion's bright star

    the woman organising it mentioned as we were going through the system that there's often only one chatbox per school, to be shared amongst several students. then i made the mistake of asking how many schools might be involved. she said there are over a hundred signed up

    turns out i accidentally signed up to present my dumb ideas to 800 kids about to do their final exams

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    so i just did a test run with adobe connect. i'm presenting at for a rural gifted student 'college' virtual study day in a couple of weeks, on john keats and campion's bright star

    the woman organising it mentioned as we were going through the system that there's often only one chatbox per school, to be shared amongst several students. then i made the mistake of asking how many schools might be involved. she said there are over a hundred signed up

    turns out i accidentally signed up to present my dumb ideas to 800 kids about to do their final exams

    That's a super cool thing you're doing!

    You're going to kill it

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Its mean you wanna fuck. The desert makes you wanna fuck real bad

    I been through the desert on a horse with no name
    And for reasons I do not wish to examine too closely I am powerfully aroused
    The horse will no longer make eye contact with me
    Na na na naaaaaaa na na na na

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I told Mori’s parents about the gift card and they began regaling me with tales from his childhood

    Like his dad said he’d be in a grocery store and would offer Mori a coke and some dude would just walk up and say ‘oh no, I’ve got this’ then proceed to buy Mori the coke

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    An odd superpower

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Maybe he should start hanging around auto dealerships & real estate offices.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    That's so bizarre. What occult rite did your parents perform on you, Moriveth?

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Whatever they did it also gave me terrible social anxiety and unending self-esteem problems!

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Whatever they did it also gave me terrible social anxiety and unending self-esteem problems!

    :(

    .............. would a gift card help?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    ... maybe?

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    is it a gift card for therapy?

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Yes, as all my gift cards are.

    Therapy is fuckin excellent, ya'll

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    is it a gift card for therapy?

    oh my god that would be the sickest birthday burn.
    ... also it happens in Fleabag. God damn.

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    is it a gift card for therapy?

    oh my god that would be the sickest birthday burn.
    ... also it happens in Fleabag. God damn.

    Hahahaha oh man.

    I haven't seen that show but I've been hearing good things - you like it?

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    is it a gift card for therapy?

    oh my god that would be the sickest birthday burn.
    ... also it happens in Fleabag. God damn.

    Sickest would be a two pack - therapy and a weight watchers membership.

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  • Drake ChambersDrake Chambers Lay out my formal shorts. Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Whatever they did it also gave me terrible social anxiety and unending self-esteem problems!

    FWIW, I would not have guessed that from when we had lunch. You’re a totally sociable dude, willing to have lunch with an Internet Guy.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Whatever they did it also gave me terrible social anxiety and unending self-esteem problems!

    With strange power comes weird brain thing

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    is it a gift card for therapy?

    oh my god that would be the sickest birthday burn.
    ... also it happens in Fleabag. God damn.

    Hahahaha oh man.

    I haven't seen that show but I've been hearing good things - you like it?

    I have had two unconnected people come up to me and say "have you seen fleabag? It's YOU" so
    take that as you will
    (But yes it's v good)

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    I got complimented on my shirt today, three different times!

    What does the shirt look like?

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I got complimented on my shirt today, three different times!

    What does the shirt look like?

    It's just a carhartt flannel that I was wearing with the sleeves rolled up. Apparently I'm really good at picking colors that compliment my skin tone/hair color, plus I've lost a lot of weight and put on muscle since end of winter, so I'm sure that helped.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Slept naked

    Temp dipped low low low

    To the window

    To the wall

    This sinus migrain hurts my balls

    Makes me wanna spew it all

    All light is, "skeet skeet mother fucka!"

    My eyes are all, "got dang, got dang"

    All light is, "skeet skeet mother fucka!"

    My eyes are all, "got dang, got dang"

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Slept naked

    Temp dipped low low low

    To the window

    To the wall

    This sinus migrain hurts my balls

    Makes me wanna spew it all

    All light is, "skeet skeet mother fucka!"

    My eyes are all, "got dang, got dang"

    All light is, "skeet skeet mother fucka!"

    My eyes are all, "got dang, got dang"

    Ohmyfuckinggod

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    My work is done here

    The dopamine from our collective joy will carry us through the night!

    Away!

    *fwoosh*

    The frustrating part is that I know exactly what's wrong with me, and I just need to avoid Throwing up before I Digest the medicine I took

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Heyooooo

    Guess who just got put on the 1900-0700 rotation for 2 weeks. For the first time in 7 years.


    Hurray.....

    Update.

    I'm dying, squirtle

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    My gondola-incenses to your family

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Oof. This was probably the worst IBS day I've had all year. Made it 200 meters from the apartment, then I had to go back and turbo-poop.

    I was going to do an interview at 9, but I felt there was a double-digit chance I'd have to run to the bathroom mid-interview, but I managed to have someone sit in for me.

    So damn happy there's no problem working remote.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Heyooooo

    Guess who just got put on the 1900-0700 rotation for 2 weeks. For the first time in 7 years.


    Hurray.....

    Update.

    I'm dying, squirtle

    I too am working The Worst Shift and it is terrible. I didn't sleep enough before my shift yesterday and nodded off a few times. That resulted in me sleeping quite well for quite long, and now I'm more or less okay, which is good?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Fleabag is really good

    "the next man coming through that door is getting ridden"

    *Dad walks in*

    *Looks at camera* :|

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Gonna be a long work day. I'm dropping the wife off at the airport at 5:30. Since it's next to my office, I'm just going to head in and work. I'll just take off early to make up for it Friday afternoon, but considering my shoes didn't match yesterday and I only got four hours of sleep last night, today could be a roller coaster.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    When people quit we redirect their email to their manager. Occasionally this causes some confusion, because in my address book I see "X <[email protected]>" where X and Y are separate ex-employees. Also the profile pic for the address is my manager, who is neither X nor Y.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    yo mori, I'll trade the awkward gift card shenanigans for people randomly stopping you when you're out in public to talk about stuff they want to talk about

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    yo mori, I'll trade the awkward gift card shenanigans for people randomly stopping you when you're out in public to talk about stuff they want to talk about

    You should work together to aquire a bunch of giftcards from total strangers on the street.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Someone went to the US and brought back Trump inaugural chocolate with his picture over it.

    Tastes absolutely rank.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Someone went to the US and brought back Trump inaugural chocolate with his picture over it.

    Tastes absolutely rank.

    Well, it's not like anyone connected to the Trump apparatus would spring for decent chocolate from an actual chocolatier. It's probably just repackaged Hershey's bars.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Good chocolate is un-American. Almost exclusively.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Someone went to the US and brought back Trump inaugural chocolate with his picture over it.

    Tastes absolutely rank.

    Well, it's not like anyone connected to the Trump apparatus would spring for decent chocolate from an actual chocolatier. It's probably just repackaged Hershey's bars.

    Not even Hershey's deserves to be compared to trump chocolate.

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