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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Cain seems like he'll be there every week with Rey

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Extremely disappointed we'll never get Rey Mysterio & His Two Adult Sons in King Of Trios

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    If a rolling death cradle ever happens on a wrestling mat those two wrestlers will be immortalized by me forever

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Braun vs. Fury and Brock vs. Velasquez are officially happening at Saudi Arabia.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
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    burboburbo Registered User regular
    Here is my dumb fantasy booking idea, tell me if you like it.

    I think WWE should try to capitalize on the all of the anti-WWE, pro AEW sentinement, and do another invasion angle. In general, it seems like if the invaders are made to look actually powerful and intimidating, and the angle is given time to breathe, then those are some of the most memorable angles that ever happen.

    The twist this time, is that the 'invaders' are the good guys.

    Essentially, I think that the 'invaders' should be some of the faces of the WWE card overlooked, underbooked guys like Cesaro, Rusev, Ali, etc. They should be the type of people who can fit into that Kofi spot from last Wrestlemania. What they will be doing this time, is actually trying to take over control of the WWE in order to get more 'opportunity' and 'workers rights' and shit. They could set it up like a labor battle against management, an uprising or revolution, where the real result of it would be that they would be put in charge of what happens with the WWE. A little bit like the occupy RAW from Daniel Bryan's peak. There could even be mini angles, where the faces all strike for a few weeks, and WWE has to run with only the corporate scabs, while the faces set up little Being the Elite type stuff outside of the typical WWE pipeline.

    This all culminates in the top face fighting (Daniel Bryan seems best, honestly), fighting against HHH, or top McMahon scab (Cena would be best, but obvs they wouldn't turn him heel like that) at Wrestlemania, with control of the company on the line. This time the faces actually win, and in kayfabe, the wrestlers book according to what all the internet smarks want, and things look so glorious for a while.

    However, that's when the WWE turns that shit into like an animal farm double allegory. The top face (again, Bryan, since he can be heel), shows that his workers rights, kumbaya, commie love party is all bullshit as he gets progressively more and more corrupt. He puts is crony friends in all of the good positions, and has people that he doesn't like stamped down like the McMahon's used to do. Oh no, we learn, this collectivist action is all doomed due to the inherent corruption of unions! It turns out the McMahon's were a necessary evil all along! The, bootstrapping, opportunistic, meritocracists form their own faction to fight back against Bryan's commie bullshit, eventually winning, and returning company control back to where it belongs. Proving that capitalism is always right, milennials and zoomers need to quit crying and work harder, and the McMahon's deserve all of their wealth through their sheer gumption.

    So, WWE gets a bad ass invasion angle that feels like it has real relevance and stakes, the audience gets to see some shit they always wanted, and the McMahon's get to make a whole massive angle re-arguining their shitty regressive politics and policies. Seems like they would love it! Seems like it might be fun (if very shitty and annoying, like it always is when WWE shows its real priorities). What do you guys think?

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I do not like it because WWE making a storyline about how horrible they treat their employees while also not changing how they treat their employees (which ain't happening anytime soon) would bum me the hell out.

    Like, making Daniel Bryan trying to unionize talent a story beat just makes me so tired

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    burboburbo Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I do not like it because WWE making a storyline about how horrible they treat their employees while also not changing how they treat their employees (which ain't happening anytime soon) would bum me the hell out.

    Like, making Daniel Bryan trying to unionize talent a story beat just makes me so tired

    Hahaha yeah. I def think that some major problems with the idea is that WWE definitely does not want to lampshade it's poor employment practices, and after they pulled the bait and switch on their fans of "you're finally getting what you want. Yay!" to "What you wanted was always stupid, now go sit in your corner you little shit" would probably really leave a bad taste in many of their fan's mouths. Better to just act like they don't know what people want.

    Still, I feel like there has to be some way for them to take the antipathy people feel and make a storyline out of it. Both Bryan and Kofi angles were like that, and they were gold.

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »

    Got my ticket today, show looks like it's gonna be pretty fun.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    We are debating on driving down to Garland, TX for a show in December but holding out to see if they stop by OKC while they're in the area

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    We are debating on driving down to Garland, TX for a show in December but holding out to see if they stop by OKC while they're in the area

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    We are debating on driving down to Garland, TX for a show in December but holding out to see if they stop by OKC while they're in the area

    they won’t

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    We are debating on driving down to Garland, TX for a show in December but holding out to see if they stop by OKC while they're in the area

    they won’t
    Why must you hurt me

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    WALTER v Smaller Mega-Skilled Guy Who Fights His Damn Heart Out is quickly becoming one of my favorite match types. KUSHIDA looked like such a star.

    NXT really really needed a Big Top of the Card Guy, because the top of the card in NXT has had too much physical homogeneity for too long. Gotta get that physical diversity in to shake things up. What I'm saying is "time to elevate Keith Lee".

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Full card for Dynamite next week:

    Chris Jericho defends the world title against Darby Allin
    Riho defends the women's title against Britt Baker
    Lucha Bros vs Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) in the first round of the tag title tournament
    Best Friends vs SCU (Daniels and Kaz) in the first round of the tag title tournament
    and now Kenny Omega and Hangman Page vs PAC and Jon Moxley

    I'd feel pretty comfortable paying PPV money for this card if it had been the Full Gear card

    I'd say I'm so happy but I'd be even happier if they gave my boy Luchasaurus a TV win

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    Imagine booing Roman when Seth Rollins is in this match.

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    That is an absolutely stacked card. Boy, do I hope they get a mainstream streaming situation worked out for cord cutters at some point soon.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Nice to see Mr. Torgue getting work.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    That is an absolutely stacked card. Boy, do I hope they get a mainstream streaming situation worked out for cord cutters at some point soon.

    Yeah, I've spent a while today looking up any affordable way to get TNT streaming, and $25 is the cheapest I can find. Unless I want to watch it on my phone for $15. If only I could get a Dailymotion app on my TV...

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    https://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/article/preliminary-wwe-draft-pools They posted this on their site a day ago as a "draft pool" and as of the first 10 actual draft choices on the show, it's really just the draft choices listed out in the order they've been taken
    WWE.com wrote:
    Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch
    Roman Reigns
    The O.C. (United States Champion AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)
    "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt
    Drew McIntyre
    Randy Orton
    Sasha Banks
    Ricochet
    Braun Strowman
    Bobby Lashley
    Twitter wrote:
    1. Becky -R
    2. Roman -S
    3. OC -R
    4. Bray-S
    5. Drew Mc -R
    6. Randy -R
    7. Sasha - S
    8. Ricochet -R
    9. Braun -s
    10. Lashley -R

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Those drafts make even less sense than usual.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Presumably then the rest of the draft goes
    Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross - S
    Lacey Evans - R
    The Viking Raiders (Erik & Ivar) - S
    SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Revival (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder) - R
    Natalya - S
    Heavy Machinery (Tucker & Otis) - R
    The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins) -S
    Lucha House Party (Kalisto, Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado) - R
    Cesaro - S
    Kevin Owens - R
    Humberto Carrillo - S
    Akira Tozawa - R
    Sin Cara - S
    Eric Young - R
    EC3 - S
    Chad Gable - R
    Heath Slater - S
    Drew Gulak - R
    The B-Team (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel) - S
    Tamina - R

    Raw – Oct. 14
    Universal Champion Seth Rollins - S
    WWE Champion Brock Lesnar - R
    SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair - S
    Titus O’Neil - R
    Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura (with Sami Zayn) - S
    Aleister Black - R
    The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E & Xavier Woods) - S
    Daniel Bryan - R
    Bayley - S
    Luke Harper - R
    Erick Rowan - S
    The Miz - R
    Ali - S
    King Corbin - R
    Elias - S
    Raw Tag Team Champions Dolph Ziggler & Bobby Roode - R
    Samoa Joe - S
    WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka & Kairi Sane) - R
    Rusev - S
    Cedric Alexander - R
    Rey Mysterio - S
    R-Truth - R
    Carmella - S
    AOP (Akam & Rezar) - R
    Apollo Crews - S
    Andrade - R
    Liv Morgan - S
    Jinder Mahal - R
    Buddy Murphy - S
    Mojo Rawley - R
    No Way José - S
    Dana Brooke - R
    Shelton Benjamin - S
    Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder - R
    The IIconics (Billie Kay & Peyton Royce) - S
    Sarah Logan - R
    Fire & Desire (Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville) - S
    Drake Maverick - R

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    No one drafted Christian Slater??

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    hi guys i just selected and purchased my seattle dragons season tickets

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    Presumably then the rest of the draft goes
    Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross - S
    Lacey Evans - R
    The Viking Raiders (Erik & Ivar) - S
    SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Revival (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder) - R
    Natalya - S
    Heavy Machinery (Tucker & Otis) - R
    The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins) -S
    Lucha House Party (Kalisto, Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado) - R
    Cesaro - S
    Kevin Owens - R
    Humberto Carrillo - S
    Akira Tozawa - R
    Sin Cara - S
    Eric Young - R
    EC3 - S
    Chad Gable - R
    Heath Slater - S
    Drew Gulak - R
    The B-Team (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel) - S
    Tamina - R

    Raw – Oct. 14
    Universal Champion Seth Rollins - S
    WWE Champion Brock Lesnar - R
    SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair - S
    Titus O’Neil - R
    Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura (with Sami Zayn) - S
    Aleister Black - R
    The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E & Xavier Woods) - S
    Daniel Bryan - R
    Bayley - S
    Luke Harper - R
    Erick Rowan - S
    The Miz - R
    Ali - S
    King Corbin - R
    Elias - S
    Raw Tag Team Champions Dolph Ziggler & Bobby Roode - R
    Samoa Joe - S
    WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka & Kairi Sane) - R
    Rusev - S
    Cedric Alexander - R
    Rey Mysterio - S
    R-Truth - R
    Carmella - S
    AOP (Akam & Rezar) - R
    Apollo Crews - S
    Andrade - R
    Liv Morgan - S
    Jinder Mahal - R
    Buddy Murphy - S
    Mojo Rawley - R
    No Way José - S
    Dana Brooke - R
    Shelton Benjamin - S
    Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder - R
    The IIconics (Billie Kay & Peyton Royce) - S
    Sarah Logan - R
    Fire & Desire (Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville) - S
    Drake Maverick - R

    You’ve got it mixed up, they aren’t alternating. Each draft segment is 5 picks that go R-S-R-S-R. Raw being a 3 hour show gets more people.

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Kofi not even getting a promo to show he feels about losing the WWE championship and doing a Komen bit is the most depressing thing ever.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    hi guys i just selected and purchased my seattle dragons season tickets

    I need to know when they play the Guardians and/or Defenders. If it's locally I'll buy tickets, right now I'm just not into season tickets

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    https://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/article/preliminary-wwe-draft-pools They posted this on their site a day ago as a "draft pool" and as of the first 10 actual draft choices on the show, it's really just the draft choices listed out in the order they've been taken
    WWE.com wrote:
    Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch
    Roman Reigns
    The O.C. (United States Champion AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson)
    "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt
    Drew McIntyre
    Randy Orton
    Sasha Banks
    Ricochet
    Braun Strowman
    Bobby Lashley
    Twitter wrote:
    1. Becky -R
    2. Roman -S
    3. OC -R
    4. Bray-S
    5. Drew Mc -R
    6. Randy -R
    7. Sasha - S
    8. Ricochet -R
    9. Braun -s
    10. Lashley -R

    Trended on Twitter and wreddit. They found out

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    El FantasticoEl Fantastico Toronto, ONRegistered User regular
    So if the leaks are true...
    Does Becky just defend her title against Lacey Evans now? Or maybe Asuka or Shirai? Or will they being up one of the new girls who got signed up to Raw?

    Becky's looking like she's going to hold on to that title for a while

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Alot of these drafts leave me with the same thought "Weren't these people already in that show?"

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    11. Bliss R
    12. Lacey S
    13. KO R
    14. Revival S
    15. Natty R

    Changes to the pool were "splitting up Alexa and Nikki but keeping one in the same spot" and "swapping out Owens for Viking Raiders", everything else the same

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    Dark Bayley rules.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    CMLL's doing a thing. Half the card's a mystery due to a tournament and also who knows how many of these people will still be on the roster in a month due to Rush/Dragon Lee aftermath. Fun!

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    RIP to the last true baby faces.

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    She even has new, generic butt rock! This is so good!

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    Real talk, go and watch Bayley/Charlotte from tonight’s Smackdown. It’s as dramatic a transformation of a wrestling character that I’ve seen since Crow Sting.

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    VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    Sprout wrote: »
    Real talk, go and watch Bayley/Charlotte from tonight’s Smackdown. It’s as dramatic a transformation of a wrestling character that I’ve seen since Crow Sting.

    Those poor buddies never hurt anyone...

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    Vyolynce wrote: »
    Sprout wrote: »
    Real talk, go and watch Bayley/Charlotte from tonight’s Smackdown. It’s as dramatic a transformation of a wrestling character that I’ve seen since Crow Sting.

    Those poor buddies never hurt anyone...

    She had to kill her old self to become who she must.

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