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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I had some weird Elder Scrolls-like dream last night. I have had it before.

    Let me see your face...you are the one from my dreams...

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Robot is actually an Old Slavic word for "Fucking dipshit".
    Tav wrote: »
    my local team is going to be playing some team from outside of glasgow in like 3 weeks

    should i... should i go drink a load of cans??

    When should you not go drink a load of cans

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    fedaykin666fedaykin666 Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I had some weird Elder Scrolls-like dream last night. I have had it before.

    Let me see your face...you are the one from my dreams...

    If you guys are going to elect random celebrities to President, can you do Patrick Stewart next please?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I had some weird Elder Scrolls-like dream last night. I have had it before.

    Let me see your face...you are the one from my dreams...

    If you guys are going to elect random celebrities to President, can you do Patrick Stewart next please?

    Not born here, sadly

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2019
    aunk1i45zx49.jpeg

    Hmmmmm

    T-thanks buzzfeed

    Vanguard on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    How can I make my cats ears that clean?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    How many cans in the average load

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    vanguard why did i need to see that just because you saw that

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    The inside of cat ears do look like a dirty, crumpled rose of deli meat

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    vanguard why did i need to see that just because you saw that

    r5uz4d8wqdke.png

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    vanguard why did i need to see that just because you saw that

    r5uz4d8wqdke.png

    This is entirely consistent with my sense of self

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    *Sips cup of water that is too hot*

    Me, reflexively, to the cup: You need to calm down.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    For years, Facebook users were convinced that the company was listening to their conversations, and for years, Facebook dismissed the claims as a ”conspiracy theory.”

    On Tuesday, Facebook admitted it has, in fact, been listening to users' conversations.

    Can someone take away Zuckerberg’s money and put him in jail already

    This is someone who is maliciously negligent and probably should not be allowed to be the steward of like 1/3rd if the world’s personal data

    Like, make a fucking example out of him and regulate shitty tech companies into oblivion

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    my local team is going to be playing some team from outside of glasgow in like 3 weeks

    should i... should i go drink a load of cans??

    How else are they going to win, Tav? Don't be selfish. Drink those cans.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    How many cans in the average load

    8-10 tall boys, punctuated by some pints

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    What did she call you out for

    Telling people I’d be there for them and then disappearing from [chat] for ages

    She’s got your number
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What did she call you out for

    Telling people I’d be there for them and then disappearing from [chat] for ages

    hashtag wreckt

    Nah but she meant it like in a mean spirited way like I just abandoned people.

    I just leave when someone either upsets me or ...I get lazy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I want a bag of cans, I want Brendan Rodgers back, I want a job.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Question for the 1 or 2 American people here.

    When you grew up, what was, roughly, the success rate of your classes in elementary, middle and high school? More or less?

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    For years, Facebook users were convinced that the company was listening to their conversations, and for years, Facebook dismissed the claims as a ”conspiracy theory.”

    On Tuesday, Facebook admitted it has, in fact, been listening to users' conversations.

    Can someone take away Zuckerberg’s money and put him in jail already

    This is someone who is maliciously negligent and probably should not be allowed to be the steward of like 1/3rd if the world’s personal data

    Like, make a fucking example out of him and regulate shitty tech companies into oblivion

    Give it to Tom of Myspace and he can remake Myspace.

    At least he was everyone’s friend

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    How many cans in the average load

    8-10 tall boys, punctuated by some pints

    That’s not per person

    Right?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Question for the 1 or 2 American people here.

    When you grew up, what was, roughly, the success rate of your classes in elementary, middle and high school? More or less?

    This is really hard for me to judge. I’m not sure how many kids dropped out, and classes are stratified in some schools so if you do well you get moved up to “gifted” or moved down.

    Winky on
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Question for the 1 or 2 American people here.

    When you grew up, what was, roughly, the success rate of your classes in elementary, middle and high school? More or less?

    Like who passed?

    Everyone? Sometimes by the skin of their teeth (me in high school chem)

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Question for the 1 or 2 American people here.

    When you grew up, what was, roughly, the success rate of your classes in elementary, middle and high school? More or less?

    Like who passed?

    Everyone? Sometimes by the skin of their teeth (me in high school chem)

    Yeah, how many % passed?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    How many cans in the average load

    8-10 tall boys, punctuated by some pints

    That would probably kill me

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Question for the 1 or 2 American people here.

    When you grew up, what was, roughly, the success rate of your classes in elementary, middle and high school? More or less?

    Lower grades was basically everyone with a few holdbacks over the years

    High school ?

    67%

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    For years, Facebook users were convinced that the company was listening to their conversations, and for years, Facebook dismissed the claims as a ”conspiracy theory.”

    On Tuesday, Facebook admitted it has, in fact, been listening to users' conversations.

    Can someone take away Zuckerberg’s money and put him in jail already

    This is someone who is maliciously negligent and probably should not be allowed to be the steward of like 1/3rd if the world’s personal data

    Like, make a fucking example out of him and regulate shitty tech companies into oblivion

    Give it to Tom of Myspace and he can remake Myspace.

    At least he was everyone’s friend

    MySpace will rise again

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I like robots.
    Good morning chat.
    Today I will be sharing some tales of the hottest variety

    Bless your heart.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Having researched a tallboy, it turns out they are 1.25pint cans. I don't think I've ever seen such a thing.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Shower thought of the day: Isn't blood the real Muscle Milk?

    I ate an engineer
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Question for the 1 or 2 American people here.

    When you grew up, what was, roughly, the success rate of your classes in elementary, middle and high school? More or less?

    Lower grades was basically everyone with a few holdbacks over the years

    High school ?

    67%

    Only 67% of students are your high school would pass?

    Okay, wow, i had no idea it was this low. Was it a typical school for your area of the country?

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Robot is actually an Old Slavic word for "Fucking dipshit".
    milski wrote: »
    Shower thought of the day: Isn't blood the real Muscle Milk?

    Stop
    milking
    your
    muscles

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Question for the 1 or 2 American people here.

    When you grew up, what was, roughly, the success rate of your classes in elementary, middle and high school? More or less?

    Lower grades was basically everyone with a few holdbacks over the years

    High school ?

    67%

    Only 67% of students are your high school would pass?

    Okay, wow, i had no idea it was this low. Was it a typical school for your area of the country?

    Yes (small, mostly white rural poverty)

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I'm asking because of something a guy said on Twitter about how school grades are a competition, which made 0 sense to me because when i was in school, pretty much everyone would at least pass until College.

    So I guess if the success rate is that low, it would make sense to see school grades as a sort of zero sum game / competition as opposed to seeing it like a cooperative affair.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Why can the refrigerator tweet

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    For years, Facebook users were convinced that the company was listening to their conversations, and for years, Facebook dismissed the claims as a ”conspiracy theory.”

    On Tuesday, Facebook admitted it has, in fact, been listening to users' conversations.

    Can someone take away Zuckerberg’s money and put him in jail already

    This is someone who is maliciously negligent and probably should not be allowed to be the steward of like 1/3rd if the world’s personal data

    Like, make a fucking example out of him and regulate shitty tech companies into oblivion

    Give it to Tom of Myspace and he can remake Myspace.

    At least he was everyone’s friend

    MySpace will rise again

    It better! I’m holding you to this, Winky!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    How many cans in the average load

    8-10 tall boys, punctuated by some pints

    That’s not per person

    Right?

    football is a marathon, not a sprint

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Why can the refrigerator tweet

    Now hold on, are you saying you have some reservations about the Internet of Things?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    apparently my high school has a 95% on-time graduation rate with 55% of students achieving the advanced diploma

    but this is also the reported data for last year, 20 years after i graduated, so no idea

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    12 pints over 12-14 hours isn't a ridiculous amount of alcohol

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