Robot is actually an Old Slavic word for "Fucking dipshit".
I honestly didn't realise quite how twisted Youtube has become. At one point this weekend I found out that the top results on it for "Thomas the Tank Engine funny" - which is literally one of the most inocuous fucking things you could be searching for - frequently involve videos of people straight up dying. Like, what the shit Youtube?
I also won't be fielding any questions about my search history at this point in time, I had an extremely weird weekend.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
people like to shit on twitter and facebook but neither of them are showing infants extreme gore because their parents left a peppa pig playlist running
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an american tourist called into one of our radio shows yesterday to complain that people were smoking weed by the canal
i'm trying to imagine someone who'd rather smell the canal
Man, Italian Americans are the most objectively funny bit of all the different parts of the melting pot. There’s something very special about them. How do they get to be that way?
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6Music are playing tool. I suspect the DJ needed a poo.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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the important thing about tool is that they make bad music
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-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I'm reminded of the photo of a Victorian couple just grinning and giggling and how unusual and yet utterly wholesome it is.
is being this tightly controlled by a woman actually my fetish
tune in next week to find out
I feel bad for that Dad
Not because I feel like I should be in control, but because I am too lazy to adhere to a schedule.
This person doesn't have a firm enough handshake.
I’m the tourist who dances in the background for like 5 seconds
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I mean if you have some sturdy rafters or room for some A-frames I could probably fix you up with about a week of design and construction.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Fish Tube
But for
Feral Hogs
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I need to have a talk with the kiddo.
Just hanging about, reading the forums on your phone
Sounds relaxing
I also won't be fielding any questions about my search history at this point in time, I had an extremely weird weekend.
i'm trying to imagine someone who'd rather smell the canal
This from the country that inflicted both Dropkick Murphy's and Flogging Molly upon us.
What's that? They're American bands?
We learned it from you, Dad.
chameleons change their environment to match their color?
the environment changes its color to match a chameleon?
i um
think you might be mistaken on that one
But yeah, dumb headline
In a good way
I SHALL BURN THIS FOREST UNTIL IT MATCHES THE FIRE IN MY LOINS
Spirit animal material right here
This reminds me of my grandmother frequently asking when I was going to move up the ladder and be a doctor
Mim anus?