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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    i love true lies, but i can't ever look at a schwarzenegger performance and not compare it to how good he was in maggie

    i dunno how it got coaxed out, but the world weariness he exudes in that movie is unreal

    it's one of my favorite Schwarzenegger movies, it bumped out Jingle all the Way

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    I'm not a writer

    How did you make this message

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    haha holy shit

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Straight up sounds like a 30 Rock or Bojack Horseman joke

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Written by Dr Spaceman.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    what

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    what

    Vertical integration.

    It’s fresh.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    what

    Longoria reportedly beat out multiple directors for the job after impressing Franklin and Fox with her authentic approach to portraying Richard and Judy Montanez inspiring story. Richard rose from humble beginnings to achieve the American Dream. The son of a Mexican immigrant, Richard was a Janitor at Frito Lay when he came up with the idea for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. His creation, inspired by the flavors of his community, revitalized Frito-Lay and disrupted the food industry, creating a pop culture phenomenon that continues today.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    That just makes me happier and happier the more I think about it

    a Cheetos movie directed by Eva Longoria.

    it's titled Flamin' Hot.

    there's so much beauty in the world.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    what

    Longoria reportedly beat out multiple directors for the job after impressing Franklin and Fox with her authentic approach to portraying Richard and Judy Montanez inspiring story. Richard rose from humble beginnings to achieve the American Dream. The son of a Mexican immigrant, Richard was a Janitor at Frito Lay when he came up with the idea for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. His creation, inspired by the flavors of his community, revitalized Frito-Lay and disrupted the food industry, creating a pop culture phenomenon that continues today.
    It is definitely a heartwarming story I just don't get HEY MAKE A WHOLE MOVIE out of it

    But what do I know I'm not Mr. Searchlight

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    "Back in my PA days?"

    Don't get a big head like you ain't posting the story here on PA right now.
    I know what you mean. <3

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.
    Deadline's really getting to you, huh

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.

    It’s prison for you, pal

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Blank busting all of us writers chops today god damn

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    I do it out of love and also a seething, toxic jealousy

    BlankZoe on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.
    Deadline's really getting to you, huh

    I'm great, everything's great, no idea what you're talking about

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    I'm actually excited about the Cheetos story.

    It's a fascinating story, it's going to be a great chance to have a story about latinx people and culture (we put lime and chili on EVERYTHING) and it's being directed by a Latina. That's exactly more of what Hollywood needs.

    But yeah, they gotta brand that shit differently.

    EDIT: And honestly it's kinda shitty to see people reaction being "I don't get why they're making a movie about this!".

    Kyougu on
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.

    I cannot believe you made all of these people you allegedly respect walk this far, in August, in the year 2019, for this joke

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    goddamnit I'm so angry

    normally I look at a Pooro post that long and I'm like "oh sweet this is gonna be some good shit"

    it's the perfect trap

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Kyougu wrote: »
    I'm actually excited about the Cheetos story.

    It's a fascinating story, it's going to be a great chance to have a story about latinx people and culture (we put lime and chili on EVERYTHING) and it's being directed by a Latina. That's exactly more of what Hollywood needs.

    But yeah, they gotta brand that shit differently.

    EDIT: And honestly it's kinda shitty to see people reaction being "I don't get why they're making a movie about this!".
    You're right

    I personally may not find it a very exciting story but it ain't for me and also there are a billion biopics about white folks that sound boring on paper (and some even after being filmed) and it ain't fair that non-white folks should have a higher threshold for immediately gripping narratives or whatever

    Sorry if I was dismissive. That wasn't my intention

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.

    I cannot believe you made all of these people you allegedly respect walk this far, in August, in the year 2019, for this joke

    pooro absolutely does not respect us and would never admit to doing so

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Kyougu wrote: »
    I'm actually excited about the Cheetos story.

    It's a fascinating story, it's going to be a great chance to have a story about latinx people and culture (we put lime and chili on EVERYTHING) and it's being directed by a Latina. That's exactly more of what Hollywood needs.

    But yeah, they gotta brand that shit differently.

    EDIT: And honestly it's kinda shitty to see people reaction being "I don't get why they're making a movie about this!".

    ohhh it's a biopic

    ok now I'm much happier to see some hispanic representation, even if it's a genre of movie I give very little shits about

    but boy that title

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    What do you say to a crimefighting dog you meat in hawaii

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What do you say to a crimefighting dog you meat in hawaii

    McGruff Aloha
    D+, see me after class

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What do you say to a crimefighting dog you meat in hawaii

    McGruff Aloha

    look I recognize you're a dad and are thus obligated, but please

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    butt please

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    yeah, I don't think I can judge any story summary for how interesting it might be when The Straight Story is an amazing movie about a guy riding a lawnmower 240 miles

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    yeah, I don't think I can judge any story summary for how interesting it might be when The Straight Story is an amazing movie about a guy riding a lawnmower 240 miles

    jaws is a movie about people hunting a shark

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.

    DO YOUR JOB

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What do you say to a crimefighting dog you meat in hawaii

    McGruff Aloha
    D+, see me after class

    Yeah, you’re right, I deserve this

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    yeah, I don't think I can judge any story summary for how interesting it might be when The Straight Story is an amazing movie about a guy riding a lawnmower 240 miles

    jaws is a movie about people hunting a shark

    oh come on, that's inherently an exciting idea!

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    i am very happy with this expanded news on the movie flamin' hot

    but now it sparks that desire in me to see the movie that will never get made:

    a star studded gritty re-telling about that time a guy held a bunch of dominoes employees hostage at gunpoint because his last name was noid, and he was convinced the ad campaign was mocking him

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    i am very happy with this expanded news on the movie flamin' hot

    but now it sparks that desire in me to see the movie that will never get made:

    a star studded gritty re-telling about that time a guy held a bunch of dominoes employees hostage at gunpoint because his last name was noid, and he was convinced the ad campaign was mocking him

    wasn't that guy like

    really seriously disturbed?

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    It's admirable that Pooro has spent his entire working life in an elaborate plan to make a page long Mark Rufalo pun.

    Respect

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    remember when they made that Jesse Eisenberg/Aziz Ansari pizza delivery movie and changed it so that unlike the real-life story he didn't die at the end

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