Straight up sounds like a 30 Rock or Bojack Horseman joke
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Longoria reportedly beat out multiple directors for the job after impressing Franklin and Fox with her authentic approach to portraying Richard and Judy Montanez inspiring story. Richard rose from humble beginnings to achieve the American Dream. The son of a Mexican immigrant, Richard was a Janitor at Frito Lay when he came up with the idea for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. His creation, inspired by the flavors of his community, revitalized Frito-Lay and disrupted the food industry, creating a pop culture phenomenon that continues today.
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
That just makes me happier and happier the more I think about it
Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.
Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.
Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.
Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.
Longoria reportedly beat out multiple directors for the job after impressing Franklin and Fox with her authentic approach to portraying Richard and Judy Montanez inspiring story. Richard rose from humble beginnings to achieve the American Dream. The son of a Mexican immigrant, Richard was a Janitor at Frito Lay when he came up with the idea for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. His creation, inspired by the flavors of his community, revitalized Frito-Lay and disrupted the food industry, creating a pop culture phenomenon that continues today.
It is definitely a heartwarming story I just don't get HEY MAKE A WHOLE MOVIE out of it
Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.
Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.
Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.
Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.
Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.
Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.
Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.
Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.
Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.
It’s prison for you, pal
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
Blank busting all of us writers chops today god damn
Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.
Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.
Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.
Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.
Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.
Deadline's really getting to you, huh
I'm great, everything's great, no idea what you're talking about
It's a fascinating story, it's going to be a great chance to have a story about latinx people and culture (we put lime and chili on EVERYTHING) and it's being directed by a Latina. That's exactly more of what Hollywood needs.
But yeah, they gotta brand that shit differently.
EDIT: And honestly it's kinda shitty to see people reaction being "I don't get why they're making a movie about this!".
Kyougu on
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.
Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.
Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.
Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.
Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.
I cannot believe you made all of these people you allegedly respect walk this far, in August, in the year 2019, for this joke
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
goddamnit I'm so angry
normally I look at a Pooro post that long and I'm like "oh sweet this is gonna be some good shit"
It's a fascinating story, it's going to be a great chance to have a story about latinx people and culture (we put lime and chili on EVERYTHING) and it's being directed by a Latina. That's exactly more of what Hollywood needs.
But yeah, they gotta brand that shit differently.
EDIT: And honestly it's kinda shitty to see people reaction being "I don't get why they're making a movie about this!".
You're right
I personally may not find it a very exciting story but it ain't for me and also there are a billion biopics about white folks that sound boring on paper (and some even after being filmed) and it ain't fair that non-white folks should have a higher threshold for immediately gripping narratives or whatever
Sorry if I was dismissive. That wasn't my intention
BlankZoe on
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.
Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.
Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.
Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.
Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.
I cannot believe you made all of these people you allegedly respect walk this far, in August, in the year 2019, for this joke
pooro absolutely does not respect us and would never admit to doing so
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
It's a fascinating story, it's going to be a great chance to have a story about latinx people and culture (we put lime and chili on EVERYTHING) and it's being directed by a Latina. That's exactly more of what Hollywood needs.
But yeah, they gotta brand that shit differently.
EDIT: And honestly it's kinda shitty to see people reaction being "I don't get why they're making a movie about this!".
ohhh it's a biopic
ok now I'm much happier to see some hispanic representation, even if it's a genre of movie I give very little shits about
yeah, I don't think I can judge any story summary for how interesting it might be when The Straight Story is an amazing movie about a guy riding a lawnmower 240 miles
yeah, I don't think I can judge any story summary for how interesting it might be when The Straight Story is an amazing movie about a guy riding a lawnmower 240 miles
jaws is a movie about people hunting a shark
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MalReynoldsThe Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicinesRegistered Userregular
Ruffles? For me? No. Ruffles no. That would be too rough and I'm not tough enough, no, not for those low blows, those ruffled ridges! Ruffles! No, no ruffles for me, ruffle-less, not ruffle-ful, ruffle-less, ruffle-low, no ruffles for this rueful rambler, for ruffles for they surely ruffle me entirely, for naught, for the smooth chips, for the ruffle-low potato. Mark my words.
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Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.
Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.
Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.
Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.
yeah, I don't think I can judge any story summary for how interesting it might be when The Straight Story is an amazing movie about a guy riding a lawnmower 240 miles
i am very happy with this expanded news on the movie flamin' hot
but now it sparks that desire in me to see the movie that will never get made:
a star studded gritty re-telling about that time a guy held a bunch of dominoes employees hostage at gunpoint because his last name was noid, and he was convinced the ad campaign was mocking him
Rorshach Kringle on
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
i am very happy with this expanded news on the movie flamin' hot
but now it sparks that desire in me to see the movie that will never get made:
a star studded gritty re-telling about that time a guy held a bunch of dominoes employees hostage at gunpoint because his last name was noid, and he was convinced the ad campaign was mocking him
remember when they made that Jesse Eisenberg/Aziz Ansari pizza delivery movie and changed it so that unlike the real-life story he didn't die at the end
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oh hell ruffano
it's one of my favorite Schwarzenegger movies, it bumped out Jingle all the Way
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Longoria reportedly beat out multiple directors for the job after impressing Franklin and Fox with her authentic approach to portraying Richard and Judy Montanez inspiring story. Richard rose from humble beginnings to achieve the American Dream. The son of a Mexican immigrant, Richard was a Janitor at Frito Lay when he came up with the idea for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. His creation, inspired by the flavors of his community, revitalized Frito-Lay and disrupted the food industry, creating a pop culture phenomenon that continues today.
a Cheetos movie directed by Eva Longoria.
it's titled Flamin' Hot.
there's so much beauty in the world.
So, quick side story.
Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.
Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.
Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.
Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.
Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.
But what do I know I'm not Mr. Searchlight
Don't get a big head like you ain't posting the story here on PA right now.
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It’s prison for you, pal
I'm great, everything's great, no idea what you're talking about
It's a fascinating story, it's going to be a great chance to have a story about latinx people and culture (we put lime and chili on EVERYTHING) and it's being directed by a Latina. That's exactly more of what Hollywood needs.
But yeah, they gotta brand that shit differently.
EDIT: And honestly it's kinda shitty to see people reaction being "I don't get why they're making a movie about this!".
I cannot believe you made all of these people you allegedly respect walk this far, in August, in the year 2019, for this joke
normally I look at a Pooro post that long and I'm like "oh sweet this is gonna be some good shit"
it's the perfect trap
I personally may not find it a very exciting story but it ain't for me and also there are a billion biopics about white folks that sound boring on paper (and some even after being filmed) and it ain't fair that non-white folks should have a higher threshold for immediately gripping narratives or whatever
Sorry if I was dismissive. That wasn't my intention
pooro absolutely does not respect us and would never admit to doing so
ohhh it's a biopic
ok now I'm much happier to see some hispanic representation, even if it's a genre of movie I give very little shits about
but boy that title
McGruff Aloha
look I recognize you're a dad and are thus obligated, but please
jaws is a movie about people hunting a shark
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My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
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Yeah, you’re right, I deserve this
oh come on, that's inherently an exciting idea!
but now it sparks that desire in me to see the movie that will never get made:
a star studded gritty re-telling about that time a guy held a bunch of dominoes employees hostage at gunpoint because his last name was noid, and he was convinced the ad campaign was mocking him
wasn't that guy like
really seriously disturbed?
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