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only one [movies] thread has an ultra hot bigfoot dad

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    i am very happy with this expanded news on the movie flamin' hot

    but now it sparks that desire in me to see the movie that will never get made:

    a star studded gritty re-telling about that time a guy held a bunch of dominoes employees hostage at gunpoint because his last name was noid, and he was convinced the ad campaign was mocking him

    wasn't that guy like

    really seriously disturbed?

    yes. i still wanna see a movie about it.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What do you say to a crimefighting dog you meat in hawaii

    McGruff Aloha
    D+, see me after class

    Yeah, you’re right, I deserve this
    It's because the D stands for Dad.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    i am very happy with this expanded news on the movie flamin' hot

    but now it sparks that desire in me to see the movie that will never get made:

    a star studded gritty re-telling about that time a guy held a bunch of dominoes employees hostage at gunpoint because his last name was noid, and he was convinced the ad campaign was mocking him

    wasn't that guy like

    really seriously disturbed?

    yes. i still wanna see a movie about it.

    like i legit think there is a lot you can say about modern branding without being disrespectful to his situation. it's a very good base to build on and i am actually surprised it hadn't happened yet.

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  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    Kyougu wrote: »
    I'm actually excited about the Cheetos story.

    It's a fascinating story, it's going to be a great chance to have a story about latinx people and culture (we put lime and chili on EVERYTHING) and it's being directed by a Latina. That's exactly more of what Hollywood needs.

    But yeah, they gotta brand that shit differently.

    EDIT: And honestly it's kinda shitty to see people reaction being "I don't get why they're making a movie about this!".

    Based off that branding, I, honest to God, assumed that, given that the emoji movie, the Smurf movies, and whatever other weird CGI movies have come out in the last five years, this movie would be about an anthropomorphic Cheeto that wasn't like his friends, so he set out to find the place he could belong and it'd be some weird ugly duckling take and he met like an apple cinnamon Dorito and a pistachio garlic Pringle and a cake frosting Ruffle, both of which would be released as tie-ins, who helped him find his real home.

    The actual story sounds a lot more interesting.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Why would it be an anthropomorphic cheeto and not Chester Cheetah?

    Undead Scottsman on
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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Sorce wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What do you say to a crimefighting dog you meat in hawaii

    McGruff Aloha
    D+, see me after class

    Yeah, you’re right, I deserve this
    It's because the D stands for Dad.

    Dad+

    New, improved Dad

    Veldrin on
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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.
    Deadline's really getting to you, huh

    I'm great, everything's great, no idea what you're talking about

    That's fine, just don't look at the clock for a bit, take some deep breaths, you'll soon notice an hour has passed when you next look at the clock and you'll feel refreshed
    Just kidding it only felt like an hour, it's been 4 minutes, panic

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    goddamnit I'm so angry

    normally I look at a Pooro post that long and I'm like "oh sweet this is gonna be some good shit"

    it's the perfect trap

    Gotta keep you on your toes

  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Why would it be an anthropomorphic cheeto and not Chester Cheetah?

    He'd be the authority figure that Flamin' Hot was going on a quest to meet

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Watched Bound last night and man that movie just kinda kicks ass, huh

    it really doesn't feel like a first movie, there's a lot of super ambitious shots in it for a relatively low-budget debut

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.

    How do I start a petition to have Pooro made head of the Simpsons writing team?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.

    How do I start a petition to have Pooro made head of the Simpsons writing team?

    Why do you hate Pooro so much?

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wow that number is shockingly Ruffalow

    Things have been very Roughalo

    oh hell ruffano

    So, quick side story.

    Back in my PA days, I was assisting on a photo shoot for a company that rented out grip trucks. Grip trucks are big, and they tend to be painted solid white. All day long, I was setting up different arrays of grip equipment in front of what was, effectively, a reflector wall.

    Oh, fun side story about grip equipment. A surprisingly important part of any film set are clothespins. You can use them to hold gels in place, arrange cables, all sorts of shit. But legend has it, way back in the day, a line producer balked at seeing budgetary requests for the lowly clothespin. So people started listing them as "C-47s" to get budgetary approval. It worked, and you can still hear clothespins referred to as C-47s on set to this day.

    Anyway, I applied some weakass sunscreen, but it was nowhere near enough what I had to endure.

    Oh, fun side story about sunscreen. The FDA has been hampering developments in sunscreen technology for years. My wife is very fair-skinned, and she orders some BOMBASS stuff from Japan and Korea that is more effective, less greasy, way cheaper and all around better.

    Anyway, the sunburn was rough. Aloe helped.

    How do I start a petition to have Pooro made head of the Simpsons writing team?

    Why do you hate Pooro so much?

    I don't! That's why I said HEAD of the team! So he can lift the quality of the writing with his very good not bad jokes!

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    The personal history of a deepwater ocean fish is known as its codpast

    I've solved it.

    Pooro is Megan Amram.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    I’ve been meaning to read Shakespeare’s Henriad forever, so maybe I should finally do that.

    https://youtu.be/yMJnsTx-TBg

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I'm a drama writer! I write serious things!

    That's why all my dumb nonsense ends up here

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  • Devlin_DragonusDevlin_Dragonus Gorgeous Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    Has anyone posted this trailer yet, because i am interested!

    https://youtu.be/_Qyn0aMY28E

    I got nothing for you now. Try again later.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hi I have both Bigfoot and Film related news to share

    Are you all aware of the extremely rabid National Treasure 3 fanbase

    @SirEtchwarts stumbled upon something truly incredible

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    As far as I can tell they tweet EVERY DAY

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    As far as I can tell they tweet EVERY DAY

    I mean if you're gonna call yourself a movement you better be on that shit

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    To their credit, the movement is working, I'm now following them on Twitter

    wandering
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    More like bowel movement

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I would absolutely watch more National Treasure movies.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I would absolutely watch more National Treasure movies.

    Me too!

    I probably wouldn't run an account dedicated solely to that purpose and also search the term "national treasure 3" on twitter every 20 minutes and then like anything that pops up

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I mean, I wouldn't be too good for a "Sleeping Dogs 2" Twitter in the same vein if that was in the realm of possibility

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    brb setting up a Google alert for "Arby's" + "Bigger Montana"

  • HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    I would absolutely watch more National Treasure movies.

    I low key wouldn't mind a sequel to Sorcerer's Apprentice two while we are asking.

    Inside of a dog...it's too dark to read.
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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Hi I have both Bigfoot and Film related news to share

    Are you all aware of the extremely rabid National Treasure 3 fanbase

    @SirEtchwarts stumbled upon something truly incredible

    1wcpvx6i6cd8.jpg
    ymljdxstp1xf.jpg

    This isn't Bigfoot, you can't fool me. Where's his hunky dad face and blue jeans?

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Chin Han and Hiroyuki Sanada have been cast in Mortal Kombat, as Shang Tsung and Scorpion.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    That Bigfoot fucks differently to the other Bigfoot

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Chin Han and Hiroyuki Sanada have been cast in Mortal Kombat, as Shang Tsung and Scorpion.

    I would

    Not have expected them to cast a 60 year old for Scorpion

    But neat!

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    But have those bigfoots fucked each other

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    That Bigfoot fucks differently to the other Bigfoot

    Listen I'm just glad those villains didn't steal the very convincing plaster mold of a bigfoots ass print that was also at that museum

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    That Bigfoot fucks differently to the other Bigfoot

    you don't say

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    This thread

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Yeah

    But like in a good way

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Jesus Christ I forgot that was Paul Rudd.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Rodney Mullen is said to skate bigfoot fuckstyle, which makes his flatland tricks all the more impressive

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