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Where do you keep your Ketchup?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    SLyM wrote: »
    Those gallon jugs are for restaurants

    Someone isn't very creative

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
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    Platy wrote: »
    Has anyone here ever tried making fish or mushroom catsup

    fish/mushroom ketchup is pretty similar to Worcestershire sauce IIRC

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
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    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Nowhere because ketchup is gross and bad


    (My sister tormented me with it when I was a kid so even the smell of ketchup grosses me out)

    @Blankzilla you can't just say things like this and then not explain it

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    In your butt
    Enlong wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    While we're talking food, has anyone done that thing where you blend up pineapple and soak your steak in it and how was the steak?

    I think this would work with any citrus, or with honey. The acid and the enzymes will tenderize the meat by breaking the proteins down.

    Though I’ve heard that pineapple’s enzymes are particularly strong, even for a citrus fruit.

    Pineapple's actually not a citrus, it's acidic because it's got a lot of ascorbic acid (Vitamin C), but pineapple also has straight up digestive enzymes in it that other fruits lack. That's why your mouth can feel torn up after eating a lot of it even though pineapple meat is pretty soft.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    The snack that eats back.

    Enlong on
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
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    Please launch a full-weight glass bottle of Heinz at high speed into my goddamn brain

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    In your butt
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    In your butt
    The first person to reply "Ed Sheeran, apparently" will receive absolutely nothing.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    The first person to reply "Ed Sheeran, apparently" will receive absolutely nothing.

    Shed Eeran, apparently.

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    PhasenPhasen Hell WorldRegistered User regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Do I get a supply of mayochup in the deal? Cause I got 57 problems and skin real estate ain't one.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    In your butt
    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

    He's from fucking Halifax, UK!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

    He's from fucking Halifax, UK!

    Truly the Pittsburgh of Great Britain.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    For me it was just I ate so much goddamn ketchup as a kid that I got sick of it

    For me it was finding out the sheer amount of sugar when I was in store dire need to lose weight

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

    He's from fucking Halifax, UK!

    Oh yeah I was saying conceptually, rather than in this specific scenario.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

    He's from fucking Halifax, UK!

    Truly the Pittsburgh of Great Britain.

    you can't just call something a pittsburgh!!!!!!!!!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

    He's from fucking Halifax, UK!

    Truly the Pittsburgh of Great Britain.

    you can't just call something a pittsburgh!!!!!!!!!

    I do what I want, old man.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    sarukun wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

    He's from fucking Halifax, UK!

    Truly the Pittsburgh of Great Britain.

    you can't just call something a pittsburgh!!!!!!!!!

    I do what I want, old man.

    i will fistfight you in the jiffy lube parking lot

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I'm sure Ed Sheeran is a perfectly nice fellow but every picture I see of the man makes me uncomfortable

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Glove box of your purple Rolls
    sarukun wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

    He's from fucking Halifax, UK!

    Truly the Pittsburgh of Great Britain.

    you can't just call something a pittsburgh!!!!!!!!!

    I do what I want, old man.

    i will fistfight you in the jiffy lube parking lot

    Man, I don’t fucks with no jiffylube, I ain’t got a car.

    We do this outside the Baskin-Robbins or no deal.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    In your butt
    both of you get in this dumpster and scuffle while i film it

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    both of you get in this dumpster and scuffle while i film it

    Found Danny Devito’s forum account

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
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    I tried to look up whether Ed Sheeran has some sort of sentimental reason for his Heinz tattoo but apparently he just really likes Heinz ketchup

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    @Rorshach Kringle is totally a Pittsburgh.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
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    A lifelong fan of the product – he has it with everything from fish and chips to his morning sausage “butty” to upmarket dinners, carries a bottle on tour, and has a Heinz Ketchup tattoo on his arm – he put forward an idea he had written for their next TV campaign, and the company responded.[188]
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    Poking fun at people who turn their nose up at those who ask for ketchup in fancy restaurants, the advert sees him walking into a ‘super posh’ restaurant while narrating the message he had sent to the company. As the other wealthy diners look on in horror at the sight of a ketchup bottle, he flips the bottle, bangs it against his hand to budge the ketchup and smothers it all over his food.[

    Either he has some sort of unhealthy obsession with Heinz Ketchup or he's the very definition of "selling out"

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

    He's from fucking Halifax, UK!

    Truly the Pittsburgh of Great Britain.

    you can't just call something a pittsburgh!!!!!!!!!

    I do what I want, old man.

    i will fistfight you in the jiffy lube parking lot

    Ah, the Pittsburgh of automotive maintenance chains.
    A fine choice for a good old fashioned donnybrook.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    "Rorshach Kringle" is totally a Pittsburgh.

    this is the worst thing anyone has ever said about me

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
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    Platy wrote: »
    A lifelong fan of the product – he has it with everything from fish and chips to his morning sausage “butty” to upmarket dinners, carries a bottle on tour, and has a Heinz Ketchup tattoo on his arm – he put forward an idea he had written for their next TV campaign, and the company responded.[188]
    ...
    Poking fun at people who turn their nose up at those who ask for ketchup in fancy restaurants, the advert sees him walking into a ‘super posh’ restaurant while narrating the message he had sent to the company. As the other wealthy diners look on in horror at the sight of a ketchup bottle, he flips the bottle, bangs it against his hand to budge the ketchup and smothers it all over his food.[

    Either he has some sort of unhealthy obsession with Heinz Ketchup or he's the very definition of "selling out"

    With the number of records and concert seats that guy is selling, by this point he's gotta be worth a hundred million, easy. How much extra money would Heinz have to pay him to get a big tattoo of a sauce bottle that it would be "worth" selling out to him?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    "Rorshach Kringle" is totally a Pittsburgh.

    this is the worst thing anyone has ever said about me

    I'd say good but I find this hard to believe.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    "Rorshach Kringle" is totally a Pittsburgh.

    this is the worst thing anyone has ever said about me

    I'd say good but I find this hard to believe.

    you cannot begin to understand my blood feud with the city of pittsburgh

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    A feud with a Pittsburgh wizard?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    no such thing as magic in pitttsburgh, that wretched heap

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    no such thing as magic in pitttsburgh, that wretched heap

    Oh so you're the wizard and that's why you have a feud with Pittsburgh

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    Madican wrote: »
    no such thing as magic in pitttsburgh, that wretched heap

    Oh so you're the wizard and that's why you have a feud with Pittsburgh
    "Rorshach Kringle" is totally a Pittsburgh.

    this is the worst thing anyone has ever said about me

    I'd say good but I find this hard to believe.

    you just got topped

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    In your butt
    Wait RK I had to spend four years there, let's compare Pittsburgh grudges why do you hate it there

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Damn this capitalistic hellscape.

    Who the fuck gets a Heinz tattoo.

    Someone from Pittsburgh, maybe? I was surprised at how much Heinz shiz I saw all up yinz.

    I think imma try pantry-stored ketchup for my next bottle but I don't go through nearly as much as I used to. Since I stopped buying chips, really.

    He's from fucking Halifax, UK!

    Truly the Pittsburgh of Great Britain.

    you can't just call something a pittsburgh!!!!!!!!!

    I will call the Pittsburgh Pirates the drunken sailor of the Mlb if I want

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Nowhere because ketchup is gross and bad


    (My sister tormented me with it when I was a kid so even the smell of ketchup grosses me out)

    @Blankzilla you can't just say things like this and then not explain it
    I mean its not, like, a funny story or anything

    I wasn't a huge fan of ketchup as a kid and she would shove it in my face all the time and make me eat it and now I am a VERY not huge fan of ketchup

    She was a kid so I don't blame her for being a dick but it stuck

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    I knew a girl who couldn't eat steak because her big sister used to chase her around the house with a package of steak and threaten to hit her with it.

    Trauma is fucking weird.

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