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Best Star Trek Captain [chat]

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    @Bogart where is the chanus option?

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Captain hook made the hard decisions working kindergarten teachers face every goddamn day.

    Rufio deserved better.

  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    I will not be baited by these joke options

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    If Ramius hadn’t defected to the US, the Cardassians would have wiped out the Asgard

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Captain James Hook
    navgoose wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Captain hook made the hard decisions working kindergarten teachers face every goddamn day.

    Rufio deserved better.

    The vote was for animated Hook, not HOOK Hook. Although I probably still would have voted for him. Even if Rufio got done dirty.

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    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    Peter Pan is a much misunderstood and tragic tale of a noble man disfigured and bought low by feral children.

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  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    Chanus wrote: »
    the correct answer is too correct for me to select a joke option

    Part of me wanted badly to pick Hook, but I can't betray Picard like that.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    @Bogart

    Jack Aubrey isn't on that poll.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    Maybe if Star Trek wanted me to pick its captain it would be a better show. It would be several better shows.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    Organichu wrote: »
    Maybe if Star Trek wanted me to pick its captain it would be a better show. It would be several better shows.

    et chu brute

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Peter Pan is a much misunderstood and tragic tale of a noble man disfigured and bought low by feral children.

    And this is when you know you've truly become an old.

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Is Jedi Academy a good game?

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    @jungleroomx Your snake's eyes not being googly disappoints me

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Captain Jack Sparrow
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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    So a mod makes the next chat and it's a political poll? I see how it is.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I added some mods with new factions to Starsector, and now my goal is to get that capital ship that has guns that shoot out eight pink beams scattered around the target that then converge and goes to full strength and BZZZZT.

    Hmm that game does look good

    join usssss

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    Is Jedi Academy a good game?

    Yeah

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Captain Planet
    Captain Planet is 1/5th fire, and all the other captains are mostly water, so my vote is obvious.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Captain Jack Sparrow
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    jungleroomx Your snake's eyes not being googly disappoints me

    I know not how to animate them

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Captain Planet is 1/5th fire, and all the other captains are mostly water, so my vote is obvious.
    I'm sorry but only 1 captain is nuclear.

  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Also the real answer is Ben Sisko

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    Trace wrote: »
    @Bogart

    Jack Aubrey isn't on that poll.

    nor is Jack Harkness

    ... there are too many Captain Jacks

    fuck gendered marketing
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Found a classic @Feral.

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  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Yeah. I say yeah allot.

  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Picard let Q agro the Borg
    Sisko punched Q in the mouth

    Picard is flummoxed by little children
    Sisko is a good dad

    Both Picard and Sisko were venerated as religious figures
    Sisko actually was a religious figure

    It's never entirely clear if Picard actually hooked up with Vash or Nella
    Sisko fucks

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Picard let Q agro the Borg
    Sisko punched Q in the mouth

    Picard is flummoxed by little children
    Sisko is a good dad

    Both Picard and Sisko were venerated as religious figures
    Sisko actually was a religious figure

    It's never entirely clear if Picard actually hooked up with Vash or Nella
    Sisko fucks

    counterpoint

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Picard called Riker a dipshit who should have known better than to mess with the power of Q after Riker apologized.

    Thats my captain.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Sisko: cooks authentic cuisine
    Picard: subsists entirely on tea

    Happiness is within reach!
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Sisko talks weird.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Captain Planet
    zepherin wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Captain Planet is 1/5th fire, and all the other captains are mostly water, so my vote is obvious.
    I'm sorry but only 1 captain is nuclear.

    That's because Captain Pollution isn't in the poll.

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    Sisko talks weird.

    NO he DOESN'T!

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Captain James Hook
    I would love to get into architecture to design homes that don't need AC to stay cool. It feels like a lost art.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    would you rather fight 100 sisko-sized picards or 1 picard-sized sisko

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    They will never explain why Q adult Wesley never looked like actual adult Wesley.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    I’m mad that ac feels so supremely good

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    They will never explain why Q adult Wesley never looked like actual adult Wesley.
    That's the Wesley that grew up after being stranded in the Hot Timeline

    Happiness is within reach!
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    Did Sisko ever attain the rank of captain?

    I thought he was still a commander.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Captain John Sheridan
    bowen wrote: »
    Did Sisko ever attain the rank of captain?

    I thought he was still a commander.

    Second season, he was promoted at the beginning. He was offered and Admiralship I think during the Dominion War but would have to be pulled off the front line so turned it down.

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  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    bowen wrote: »
    Did Sisko ever attain the rank of captain?

    I thought he was still a commander.

    Wasn't he a captain for the majority of episodes?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    bowen wrote: »
    Did Sisko ever attain the rank of captain?

    I thought he was still a commander.
    Sisko also became the captain of his Academy wrestling team in 2351.

    https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Benjamin_Sisko

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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