The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

Best Star Trek Captain [chat]

13468998

Posts

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    Winky wrote: »
    Can we talk about Cokes?

    I suggested the office should supply cocaine in the mornings, to help everyone start their day with some pep in their step, but no one agreed.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Captain Planet
    Winky wrote: »
    Can we talk about Cokes?

    Best Cokes, in order:
    1. Coke
    2. Coke
    3. Coke
    4. Coke
    5. Coke
    6. Coke
    7. Coke
    8. Coke
    9. Coke
    10. Coke
    11. COKE
    12. Coke

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I paid money to have Fez on Steam and never play it and now I could just have it free on Epic and never play it, how's that fair

    Happiness is within reach!
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njy7pMVKJ8Q

    gosh, nate smith chan

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Lets talk about cooks instead.

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Captain James Hook
    navgoose wrote: »
    That's my secret Doodman, I'm always dweeb

    I want to indulge by dweeb-ness without getting called out on it in public.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    credeiki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Organichu normally on this project, when not traveling (only travel one day/two weeks or so) I spend maybe 1.5 hours a day on the phone with someone working for me, helping them through something, and maybe average 30 min a day talking through management stuff with someone above me or in an advisory role, and then maybe 30 min Skype chat with people under me helping them through things, 30 min planning shit and writing it down (...that seems high, probably average is 10 min cause sometimes I spend a few hours on project planning and sometimes no time).

    At times I am also forced to spend a few hours making powerpoints or a few hours coding, but most times I have to do neither. Today I need to do both and ew. If I do neither, my estimate of time spent engaged in my work looks like it adds up to 2-3 hours—that feels right. I never quite know when those hours will be though so I’m more or less available throughout the day.

    I am

    Lazy!

    Dang

    I’m not really marveling at your laziness- just that your situation permits it

    I am pretty good at maintaining a productive facade and just straight up lying about how much work I do (without ever taking away credit from the people actually working)

    It comes with a little bit of worry that some day someone will notice, but not very much worry

    There are people in my position who work more, I think, either out of obligation or because they are slow at getting things done. However I don’t think the amount of work required by my situation adds up to 8 hours a day, usually, therefore I won’t put that time in. Today I should though, or do some today and some over the weekend.

    I think if I worked 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, to the genuine best of my ability, I would probably burn out. But moreover, I would be the most productive person at my job by a huge margin.

    I don't think I am a spectacular individual. I am not the smartest, fastest, or most capable here. Probably not even close. So I always wonder what the mix is for other people in terms of people wasting time, slacking, being bad at their job, or just being glacially slow at every task.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Captain James Hook
    credeiki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Organichu normally on this project, when not traveling (only travel one day/two weeks or so) I spend maybe 1.5 hours a day on the phone with someone working for me, helping them through something, and maybe average 30 min a day talking through management stuff with someone above me or in an advisory role, and then maybe 30 min Skype chat with people under me helping them through things, 30 min planning shit and writing it down (...that seems high, probably average is 10 min cause sometimes I spend a few hours on project planning and sometimes no time).

    At times I am also forced to spend a few hours making powerpoints or a few hours coding, but most times I have to do neither. Today I need to do both and ew. If I do neither, my estimate of time spent engaged in my work looks like it adds up to 2-3 hours—that feels right. I never quite know when those hours will be though so I’m more or less available throughout the day.

    I am

    Lazy!

    Dang

    I’m not really marveling at your laziness- just that your situation permits it

    I am pretty good at maintaining a productive facade and just straight up lying about how much work I do (without ever taking away credit from the people actually working)

    It comes with a little bit of worry that some day someone will notice, but not very much worry

    There are people in my position who work more, I think, either out of obligation or because they are slow at getting things done. However I don’t think the amount of work required by my situation adds up to 8 hours a day, usually, therefore I won’t put that time in. Today I should though, or do some today and some over the weekend.

    I think if I worked 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, to the genuine best of my ability, I would probably burn out. But moreover, I would be the most productive person at my job by a huge margin.

    I don't think I am a spectacular individual. I am not the smartest, fastest, or most capable here. Probably not even close. So I always wonder what the mix is for other people in terms of people wasting time, slacking, being bad at their job, or just being glacially slow at every task.

    I literally do not have 8 hours of work to do a day, let alone 40 hours a week. They couldn't find that work for me either. Also a big part of my job is sitting around thinking about what I'm going to make, as much as it it actually making it.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    Gosh, Captain Planet.

    I miss the days when I thought that show's villains were ridiculous and over the top and unrealistic.

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I paid money to have Fez on Steam and never play it and now I could just have it free on Epic and never play it, how's that fair

    Im just glad I didnt grab the humble bundle monthly for a dozen more games ill never play, one I have and Kingdom Come of which I would have played once. Kingdom Come being on the Game Pass now.

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Captain Planet
    credeiki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Organichu normally on this project, when not traveling (only travel one day/two weeks or so) I spend maybe 1.5 hours a day on the phone with someone working for me, helping them through something, and maybe average 30 min a day talking through management stuff with someone above me or in an advisory role, and then maybe 30 min Skype chat with people under me helping them through things, 30 min planning shit and writing it down (...that seems high, probably average is 10 min cause sometimes I spend a few hours on project planning and sometimes no time).

    At times I am also forced to spend a few hours making powerpoints or a few hours coding, but most times I have to do neither. Today I need to do both and ew. If I do neither, my estimate of time spent engaged in my work looks like it adds up to 2-3 hours—that feels right. I never quite know when those hours will be though so I’m more or less available throughout the day.

    I am

    Lazy!

    Dang

    I’m not really marveling at your laziness- just that your situation permits it

    I am pretty good at maintaining a productive facade and just straight up lying about how much work I do (without ever taking away credit from the people actually working)

    It comes with a little bit of worry that some day someone will notice, but not very much worry

    There are people in my position who work more, I think, either out of obligation or because they are slow at getting things done. However I don’t think the amount of work required by my situation adds up to 8 hours a day, usually, therefore I won’t put that time in. Today I should though, or do some today and some over the weekend.

    I think if I worked 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, to the genuine best of my ability, I would probably burn out. But moreover, I would be the most productive person at my job by a huge margin.

    I don't think I am a spectacular individual. I am not the smartest, fastest, or most capable here. Probably not even close. So I always wonder what the mix is for other people in terms of people wasting time, slacking, being bad at their job, or just being glacially slow at every task.

    I think the secret of a terrifyingly large portion of jobs these days is that they require nowhere near 40 hours a week to accomplish successfully, and we're all living a collective lie to trap us behind desks for no real reason

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    A Brightburn-style Captain Planet where he's a flying, invincible, super-strong ecoterrorist and he's destroying pipelines and assassinating execs

    Also I just looked it up and one of his villains was a character named Luten Plunder, which is


    just wonderful

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Captain John Sheridan
    When you are on a 4 hour support call and request an hour break...

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    He's nearly a legend in the submarine community.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Captain Planet
    Burnage wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Can we talk about Cokes?

    Best Cokes, in order:
    1. Aggretsucoke
    2. Coke
    3. Coke
    4. Coke
    5. Coke
    6. Coke
    7. Coke
    8. Coke
    9. Coke
    10. Coke
    11. COKE
    12. Coke

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Captain John Sheridan
    My friend keeps sending me pics of the fun she is having in Salem while I am stuck in a boring panel.

    @Sleep she thanks you for the awesome write up. She went to Jodie Bees this morning.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Lets talk about cooks instead.

    There's too many

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    stand aside, I bring vitally important tidings for @Feral

    C6ylxoL.jpg

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Lets talk about cooks instead.

    There's too many

    It takes a lot to make a stew

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    yes i wasn't so much musing about the very small amount of time cred needs to work. just the idea of a job where you don't need to work all the time. i can steal away little 10-15 second stretches to text people or make a post (i have to like, step away out of sight down an aisle with no one in my line of sight), but i am very much supposed to be There Working for 8 hours. some of that is low impact mindless stuff, like cashiering or folding bags. but i don't get to Not Do a thing ever, really. if i take a shit i get angrily and demandingly paged by my bosses to get back to the front end. my job 'takes' 40 hours a week of work in that i'm never allowed to not be working.

    Organichu on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I work 40 to 60 hours a week. I do the jobs of three people including managing shit in another country remotely. I still feel like I'm generally pretty lazy re: my work ethic.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    please, Mr. Plunder was my father's name,

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    i guess the only saving grace of my job is that I get to come in when I want to do the extra stuff and there is downtime when I am waiting on experiments
    idk labwork is super weird
    im more completely drained everyday due to thinking too much and directing too much than by the actual physical labor

  • YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Atomika wrote: »
    CNN is reporting that Koch was personally pro-choice and pro-LGBT


    I posit that is completely impossible and not true
    Dude stuck with his shit head brother who constantly beat up and bullied his brother bill koch for "being too sensitive"

    So...yeah.

    Edit: also sided with charles on kicking out the othe brother Fredrick on the belief he was gay (he is not)

    Yoshisummons on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    This is an outstanding article that should be taught in every school and perhaps in mandatory adult re-education centers.

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/graphics-that-seem-clear-can-easily-be-misread/

    It shows how data and statistics can very easily mislead and uses the example of obesity rates correlating positively with life expectancy.

    It's short, it's important, it's clear, and the example it uses is real data I've seen thrown around. 10/10

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    The Science Twitter version of circumcision/tipping is whenever someone tweets that their lab members don't work enough hours and that they won't make it if they don't do 60+ hours a week. You get the gifted scientists who are like ????? why would you ever need more than 60 hours a week and you get the hardworking scientists who are like IF YOU AREN'T WORKING EVERY SINGLE HOUR YOU ARE FALLING BEHIND AND I AM SO BUSY OMG and then you get the really bad people who just think you should work long hours just to keep up appearances and have a labor pissing match

    generally grad students fall into the third group and they like to brag to each other how late they work
    the majority of them could do with some time management software and some better thinking about their experiments instead of brute forcing and fucking things up over and over

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    Burnage wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Can we talk about Cokes?

    Best Cokes, in order:
    1. Coke
    2. Coke
    3. Coke
    4. Coke
    5. Coke
    6. Coke
    7. Coke
    8. Coke
    9. Coke
    10. Coke
    11. COKE
    12. Coke
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU77VBlmWno

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I paid money to have Fez on Steam and never play it and now I could just have it free on Epic and never play it, how's that fair

    You should play it. It is a very good game. I never fully beat it. Some of the puzzles I just could not figure out.

    When I played it I ended up with a table full of sticky notes with lines pointing to each other on them like I had finally actually seen the secret conspiracy behind it all.

    Any game that can make it into the real world that way is interesting.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Man i got into the wrong industry

    Kinda hard to fake a bridge design being done...i worked 60 billable hrs last week

    Let’s change careers

    No ty

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    Organichu wrote: »
    Man i got into the wrong industry

    Kinda hard to fake a bridge design being done...i worked 60 billable hrs last week

    Let’s change careers

    No ty

    ok fair fair, but

    i'm still gonna try to do it myself

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    i wish one of you white collar friends would just found a company or something so you could hire me. i've been cynically told that cronyism rules the world, why can't i be someone's crony

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    no one asked me to talk a bunch about my own experiences
    i am worried i am becoming a narcissist

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wish one of you white collar friends would just found a company or something so you could hire me. i've been cynically told that cronyism rules the world, why can't i be someone's crony

    The kind of people who start companies don't really agree that employees can slack and work 20 h weeks and still be totally productive

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Captain James Hook
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wish one of you white collar friends would just found a company or something so you could hire me. i've been cynically told that cronyism rules the world, why can't i be someone's crony

    I have a couple ideas but I'm not white collar enough (ie have access to capital) to actually start a company.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Captain Jean Luc Picard
    The Science Twitter version of circumcision/tipping is whenever someone tweets that their lab members don't work enough hours and that they won't make it if they don't do 60+ hours a week. You get the gifted scientists who are like ????? why would you ever need more than 60 hours a week and you get the hardworking scientists who are like IF YOU AREN'T WORKING EVERY SINGLE HOUR YOU ARE FALLING BEHIND AND I AM SO BUSY OMG and then you get the really bad people who just think you should work long hours just to keep up appearances and have a labor pissing match

    generally grad students fall into the third group and they like to brag to each other how late they work
    the majority of them could do with some time management software and some better thinking about their experiments instead of brute forcing and fucking things up over and over

    In grad school I def saw phd students sitting in front of a matlab window, adding random transposition operators everywhere trying to get their script to compile and run through random perturbation for multiple days when all that was needed was reading documentation for 5 minutes, writing the formulations out for 10 more minutes to do a dimensionality check, and then changing three characters in their code.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Captain Marko Alexandrovich Ramius
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wish one of you white collar friends would just found a company or something so you could hire me. i've been cynically told that cronyism rules the world, why can't i be someone's crony

    The kind of people who start companies don't really agree that employees can slack and work 20 h weeks and still be totally productive

    i could happily work like 32-36 hour weeks and only slack occasionally and i'd get paid a lot more and not get called a fat gay slur for not accepting coupons

    Organichu on
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i wish one of you white collar friends would just found a company or something so you could hire me. i've been cynically told that cronyism rules the world, why can't i be someone's crony

    The kind of people who start companies don't really agree that employees can slack and work 20 h weeks and still be totally productive
    I agree with that and I started a company.

    We've had literally hundreds of dollars in sales!

    *slams cabinet drawer labeled "quarterly tax filings"*

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    stand aside, I bring vitally important tidings for @Feral

    C6ylxoL.jpg

    Amazing

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Captain Planet
    I am lazy but I am also The Best so I deserve to be lazy.

This discussion has been closed.