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The Greaterest Debate Of All Time

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    My love for Sailor Neptune, in hindsight, was demonstrable evidence of my bisexuality as a middle schooler

    you mean your cousinsexuality

    Shibbie no

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    alternatively, this is the greatest debate of our time

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    It’s not.

    Babar is a fuckin monarch.

    Will I be richly rewarded for saving him?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    Killing Dumbo the racist film would be defensible.

    Killing Dumbo the baby elephant over a literal king makes you a Goddamned sociopath.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    alternatively, this is the greatest debate of our time

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    It’s not.

    Babar is a fuckin monarch.

    Will I be richly rewarded for saving him?

    Babar pays his debts.

    Make sure you never fall into his

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    There's really only one right answer here
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've never seen Sailor Moon, but I know that a good half dozen people have compared me to Tuxedo Mask so I'm gonna have to write that one in

    I'm sorry to inform you that these people were being mean

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    alternatively, this is the greatest debate of our time

    itc3q33ku170.png

    It’s not.

    Babar is a fuckin monarch.

    Will I be richly rewarded for saving him?

    Babar pays his debts.

    Make sure you never fall into his

    toujours fidèle

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Jupiter is best, but I have a soft spot for Pluto ever since I saw her in action in a movie and learned that the name of her attack was "The Dead Scream." Unfortunately every non-movie appearance has her just standing around.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Jupiter and Mercury tied everyone else can fight over the scraps.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    There's really only one right answer here
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've never seen Sailor Moon, but I know that a good half dozen people have compared me to Tuxedo Mask so I'm gonna have to write that one in

    I'm sorry to inform you that these people were being mean

    His job here is done

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Sailor Neptune
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    My love for Sailor Neptune, in hindsight, was demonstrable evidence of my bisexuality as a middle schooler

    you mean your cousinsexuality

    Shibbie no

    they're not cousins though

    and also neither of them are my cousin

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    My love for Sailor Neptune, in hindsight, was demonstrable evidence of my bisexuality as a middle schooler

    you mean your cousinsexuality

    Shibbie no

    Fuck

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    My love for Sailor Neptune, in hindsight, was demonstrable evidence of my bisexuality as a middle schooler

    you mean your cousinsexuality

    Shibbie no

    they're not cousins though

    and also neither of them are my cousin

    The funimation dub changed them to “cousins” because god for it lesbians exist in the 90s

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    was expecting a wasp v crab poll

    I have no opinion on this.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I am more afraid of wasps but giant enemy crabs have a very deep brand

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Sailor Saturn
    Saturn is the cool one, right?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Why aren't there sailors for all the moons

    ^^ questions I'm sure nobody has ever asked before in all the years this show has existed

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Due to Pluto's new status as a dwarf planet, votes for Sailor Pluto will not be counted. Thanks for your understanding. -The International Astronomical Union
    Because Sailor Io was OP as fuck.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Sailor Venus
    Sailor Venus because Sailor Venus attacks with hearts

    How cool is that

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Due to Pluto's new status as a dwarf planet, votes for Sailor Pluto will not be counted. Thanks for your understanding. -The International Astronomical Union
    Always felt it was a bit of a copout that Sailor Venus didn't attack with boiling sulfuric acid.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Sailor Venus
    When they all died in the last epsiode I was very sad because the one anime I had watched before Sailor Moon was Attack No. 1 and people stayed dead in that show

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've never seen Sailor Moon, but I know that a good half dozen people have compared me to Tuxedo Mask so I'm gonna have to write that one in

    man that is a VICIOUS insult

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Huh, is Sailor Moon streaming legally anywhere

    I wonder if Anya would be into it

    Moriveth on
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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Due to Pluto's new status as a dwarf planet, votes for Sailor Pluto will not be counted. Thanks for your understanding. -The International Astronomical Union
    3clipse wrote: »
    Because Sailor Io was OP as fuck.

    Fans of Sailor Mercury threw a fit when they released Sailor Ganymede

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Madican wrote: »
    There's really only one right answer here
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've never seen Sailor Moon, but I know that a good half dozen people have compared me to Tuxedo Mask so I'm gonna have to write that one in

    I'm sorry to inform you that these people were being mean

    His job here is done

    context for the unaware
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Tuxedo mask is:

    A ) A pickup artist
    B ) A pedophile
    C ) An Asshole
    D ) a terrible boyfriend
    E ) Bad at his one fucking job

    He DOES throw roses as a weapon and produces spanish guitar noises when he appears, but its not good enough

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Sailor Venus
    If I remember things correctly everyone was super-super-horny for Tuxedo Mask

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Platy wrote: »
    If I remember things correctly everyone was super-super-horny for Tuxedo Mask

    oh the other thing is Tuxedo Mask is a beard for the girls to cover for the fact that they're all super super queer and not into dudes at all

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tuxedo mask is:

    A ) A pickup artist
    B ) A pedophile
    C ) An Asshole
    D ) a terrible boyfriend
    E ) Bad at his one fucking job

    He DOES throw roses as a weapon and produces spanish guitar noises when he appears, but its not good enough

    aside from B I'm moderately sure I've dated this guy

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Tuxedo mask was the mangakas idealized man.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    tynic wrote: »
    Tuxedo mask is:

    A ) A pickup artist
    B ) A pedophile
    C ) An Asshole
    D ) a terrible boyfriend
    E ) Bad at his one fucking job

    He DOES throw roses as a weapon and produces spanish guitar noises when he appears, but its not good enough

    aside from B I'm moderately sure I've dated this guy

    was he PLAYING the spanish guitar or did it just kind of happen when he walked around corners

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Why aren't there sailors for all the moons

    ^^ questions I'm sure nobody has ever asked before in all the years this show has existed

    because no one wants to see what Sailor Phobos and Sailor Deimos actually look like

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Sailor Jupiter
    Jupiter because lanky teenage girls who are taller than everyone else in their class need to know that they're amazing. You're doing incredible, Sailor Jupiter! We all believe in you!

    Back in high school, I bought a copy of the Sailor Moon RPG for one of my friends as a birthday present, even though she'd resisted getting involved with rpgs before that, because I though she'd enjoy all the art and character trivia in the book. She insisted that I run something though, so I grabbed a bunch of players from my regular Ars Magica and Vampire: the Masquerade groups and worked up a setting idea. It was Neo Tokyo 20 years after the TV show, the original sailor scouts had long ago gone missing to vanquish some great evil, but now shadow monsters were starting to return. A new batch of Sailor Scouts appeared based on the Western Zodiac, while at the same time a group of Knights based on the Eastern Zodiac also appeared.

    Thus began the adventures of Rabbit Knight (the only female knight, conjured a huge sword of light and had mysterious ties to Sailor Moon herself), Rooster Knight (kickboxing prodigy whose older brothers were yakuza toughs), Dog Knight (aspiring cop who could make a riot shield and tonfa out of stone), Sailor Ares (Sailor Mars but redhead because the player was totally half-assing it), Sailor Gemini (super-speed ninja who left behind shadow-images of herself that exploded when touched), and Sailor Cancer (experimented on by the shadow monsters, and had a huge crab claw that she kept hidden under a trenchcoat).

    In their first and only adventure, one of the shadow monsters possessed one of Rooster Knight's brothers, giving him gravity manipulation powers that he used to indiscriminately cave in people's torsos, leaving a trail of mutilated corpses for the heroes to follow. At that point I had watched all the wrong kinds of anime to know what the genre of this adventure should have actually been.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Tuxedo mask is:

    A ) A pickup artist
    B ) A pedophile
    C ) An Asshole
    D ) a terrible boyfriend
    E ) Bad at his one fucking job

    He DOES throw roses as a weapon and produces spanish guitar noises when he appears, but its not good enough

    aside from B I'm moderately sure I've dated this guy

    was he PLAYING the spanish guitar or did it just kind of happen when he walked around corners

    The latter. It was more a kind of spanish guitar ambience, like it wasn't actually playing but you kept expecting it to start.

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    tynic wrote: »
    Why aren't there sailors for all the moons

    ^^ questions I'm sure nobody has ever asked before in all the years this show has existed

    because no one wants to see what Sailor Phobos and Sailor Deimos actually look like

    Ravens or crows actually, Rei had them as familiars due to being 1/8th monster.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Sailor Europa is full of space squids/bugs/squidbugs

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Startlingly few of these planetary bodies have any liquids or atmosphere on the surface to utilize the sailing profession

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Due to Pluto's new status as a dwarf planet, votes for Sailor Pluto will not be counted. Thanks for your understanding. -The International Astronomical Union
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Startlingly few of these planetary bodies have any liquids or atmosphere on the surface to utilize the sailing profession

    Solar sailors, nerd.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Sailor Mars
    Wait a minute here the MOON gets a sailer but Pluto is disqualified for being a dwarf planet? This is the most blatantly prejudiced thing I’ve seen today.

    look buddy I don't make the rules, take it up with the IAU.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Sailor Mars
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    My love for Sailor Neptune, in hindsight, was demonstrable evidence of my bisexuality as a middle schooler

    you mean your cousinsexuality

    Shibbie no

    they're not cousins though

    and also neither of them are my cousin

    The funimation dub changed them to “cousins” because god for it lesbians exist in the 90s

    That was the 90s DiC dub I think, Funimation did the more recent new dub. They didn't leave the DiC "just gals being pals" stuff, did they?

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Where's Sailor Sun?

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