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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    Jupiter is orbiting like everyone else, That's just a random waitress

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Due to Pluto's new status as a dwarf planet, votes for Sailor Pluto will not be counted. Thanks for your understanding. -The International Astronomical Union
    I live sailor moons weird chibi forms

    But not chibi sailor moon she can fuck off

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Due to Pluto's new status as a dwarf planet, votes for Sailor Pluto will not be counted. Thanks for your understanding. -The International Astronomical Union
    You know one of those old Looney Tunes gags where one character is trying to hide from another, who gets suspicious that he’s being followed and they end up silently chasing each other around a lamp post without the seeker ever actually catching the one who’s hiding?

    It’s that, with Mars trying to find evidence that the other four have followed her into a restaurant, and instead of a lamp post, it’s an unlucky waitress.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Sailor Venus
    How dare you all disrespect Codename: Sailor V like this

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Sailor Mars
    I think maybe I should have made Uranus and Neptune a single option together, on account of their being cousins

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    I just realised that Sailor Jupiter being big/tall is because Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Actually I’m Serena because she complains a lot and likes snacks

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2021
    The cats were all excellent.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    I liked Sailor Mercury a lot because she was smart, but I also liked Jupiter because she looked like me.

    Chibi Moon I remember hating...Usagi/Serena was also a little annoying, but not as bad as the pink-haired terror.

    The cats were all excellent.

    I named my two cats after them. They don't do the whole moral compass thing, but Artemis sure talks a lot.

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular

    “I’ll make sure you make it home and go straight to bed”

    I love the stray Sax in the background unsure if it should be trying to make things sound sexy or not.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Also that dub doesn’t hold a candle to how ridiculous the devil man dub is.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Sailor Jupiter is why my favorite color became green.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Due to Pluto's new status as a dwarf planet, votes for Sailor Pluto will not be counted. Thanks for your understanding. -The International Astronomical Union
    Personally I'm still waiting for my favorite fan fic character, Sailor HAT-P-1b, to be officially canonized

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    The definitive power rankings are

    Jupiter
    Moon
    Venus
    Star Fighter
    Uranus
    Mars
    Mercury
    Neptune
    Saturn
    Star Healer
    Chibi Moon
    Pluto
    Star Maker

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    though if you're including bad guys Sailor Iron Mouse beats out nearly the entire list, i'd put her neck and neck for 2nd place

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Sailor Mars
    I can accept Mars losing to Jupiter, but not to Moon, Venus, Star Fighter (who?) and Uranus

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    I can accept Mars losing to Jupiter, but not to Moon, Venus, Star Fighter (who?) and Uranus

    For me it's
    Jupiter
    Mars-Mercury
    Everyone else
    Chibi Moon

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Sailor Jupiter
    I can accept Mars losing to Jupiter, but not to Moon, Venus, Star Fighter (who?) and Uranus

    Sailor Star Fighter is from the last season, which if you were mainly a fan of the 90s/2000s dub you've probably never seen because it only came over here officially a few years ago

    Tuxedo Mask leaves to study abroad for a year at the start of the season, and Star Fighter becomes a new love interest for Usagi and it's a lot of romantic tension about whether she'll date them (the Sailor Starlights' thing is that as superheroes they present as women, but as civilians they're men, which is likely a big part of why it wasn't localized in the past)

    Star Fighter is basically like, what if they had done a good job with the usagi/mamoru romance in season 1, and tuxedo mask had been cooler and more likeable instead of kind of a bully

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Sailor Saturn
    Saturn is the strongest

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    My love for Sailor Neptune, in hindsight, was demonstrable evidence of my bisexuality as a middle schooler

    you mean your cousinsexuality

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Tuxedo mask is:

    A ) A pickup artist
    B ) A pedophile
    C ) An Asshole
    D ) a terrible boyfriend
    E ) Bad at his one fucking job

    He DOES throw roses as a weapon and produces spanish guitar noises when he appears, but its not good enough

    aside from B I'm moderately sure I've dated this guy

    was he PLAYING the spanish guitar or did it just kind of happen when he walked around corners

    The latter. It was more a kind of spanish guitar ambience, like it wasn't actually playing but you kept expecting it to start.

    So Tuxedo Mask is Pedro Pascal, got it

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    If you haven't seen sailor stars you really should

    There's an episode where Sailor Moon tries to have a small get together with her friends at her house and bad guys crash it and then the rest of the sailor scouts also show up and it is basically the same plot as Aaron's Party (Come Get It)

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Sailor Mercury
    I can accept Mars losing to Jupiter, but not to Moon, Venus, Star Fighter (who?) and Uranus

    Sailor Star Fighter is from the last season, which if you were mainly a fan of the 90s/2000s dub you've probably never seen because it only came over here officially a few years ago

    Tuxedo Mask leaves to study abroad for a year at the start of the season, and Star Fighter becomes a new love interest for Usagi and it's a lot of romantic tension about whether she'll date them (the Sailor Starlights' thing is that as superheroes they present as women, but as civilians they're men, which is likely a big part of why it wasn't localized in the past)

    Star Fighter is basically like, what if they had done a good job with the usagi/mamoru romance in season 1, and tuxedo mask had been cooler and more likeable instead of kind of a bully

    You mean apart from the scene when Seiya tries to force himself on her, right?

    I love Sailor Stars, but Mamoru is a saint compared to Seiya(bdmtsh).

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Aaaaapparently I forgot that part???

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    Aaaaapparently I forgot that part???

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xNc0GxhecE

    It's played for laughs, but kiiiind of creepy in hindsight.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2019
    Sailor Mars
    that doesn't read as a rape attempt at all to me, like Usagi's worried about it but then it turns out to be a totally innocent invitation to dance, he doesn't do anything inappropriate to her. Like yes he's being a bit innuendo-y creeper about asking her to dance but calling that trying to force himself on her seems like a stretch.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    that doesn't read as a rape attempt at all to me, like Usagi's worried about it but then it turns out to be a totally innocent invitation to dance, he doesn't do anything inappropriate to her.

    There were some other instances of him coming on really strong in the series, that's just the one I remember most.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Sailor Mars
    yeah it's a bad character bit I would put in the trope trash can

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    Regardless, despite the age disparity creepiness, I recall that Mamoru by and large treats Usagi very well, except when he's neglecting her for fear of putting her in danger.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Sailor Moon is real weird when you remember they're all supposedly in middle school.

    But then that's because it ran in a shoujo magazine that targeted the like 10-14 age range. So your heroes get to be any age, as long as they're 10-14. So Takeuchi made them technically 14, and then mostly just ignored that and just wrote them like they were in high school.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Regardless, despite the age disparity creepiness, I recall that Mamoru by and large treats Usagi very well, except when he's neglecting her for fear of putting her in danger.

    He's pretty mean to her early on

    And it's presented as like, oh it's kinda this fun thing where they're trading barbs and he's really just teasing her because he has a crush on her

    But like, he makes her cry one time, and he mocks her for her weight (that entire episode is rough but like, c'mon), and a whole mess of other stuff

    Plus, they age him up for the anime for no reason, which makes the power dynamic kind of fucked and occasionally makes the entire thing read pretty awfully

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I have never watched sailor moon so I guess my answer is Vegeta

    This is the correct answer

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Regardless, despite the age disparity creepiness, I recall that Mamoru by and large treats Usagi very well, except when he's neglecting her for fear of putting her in danger.

    He's pretty mean to her early on

    And it's presented as like, oh it's kinda this fun thing where they're trading barbs and he's really just teasing her because he has a crush on her

    But like, he makes her cry one time, and he mocks her for her weight (that entire episode is rough but like, c'mon), and a whole mess of other stuff

    Plus, they age him up for the anime for no reason, which makes the power dynamic kind of fucked and occasionally makes the entire thing read pretty awfully

    I mean, once they're in an actual relationship, he's usually decent if dismissive towards her.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Regardless, despite the age disparity creepiness, I recall that Mamoru by and large treats Usagi very well, except when he's neglecting her for fear of putting her in danger.

    He's pretty mean to her early on

    And it's presented as like, oh it's kinda this fun thing where they're trading barbs and he's really just teasing her because he has a crush on her

    But like, he makes her cry one time, and he mocks her for her weight (that entire episode is rough but like, c'mon), and a whole mess of other stuff

    Plus, they age him up for the anime for no reason, which makes the power dynamic kind of fucked and occasionally makes the entire thing read pretty awfully

    I mean, once they're in an actual relationship, he's usually decent if dismissive towards her.

    yeah yeah i'm talkin' season 1, before they get together

    although, he... kinda tends to feel more like her dad than her boyfriend once they're dating

    i really don't get why they aged him up

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    Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    I voted for Sailor Mercury because I think she's cute and her supercomputer visor is cool.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Regardless, despite the age disparity creepiness, I recall that Mamoru by and large treats Usagi very well, except when he's neglecting her for fear of putting her in danger.

    He's pretty mean to her early on

    And it's presented as like, oh it's kinda this fun thing where they're trading barbs and he's really just teasing her because he has a crush on her

    But like, he makes her cry one time, and he mocks her for her weight (that entire episode is rough but like, c'mon), and a whole mess of other stuff

    Plus, they age him up for the anime for no reason, which makes the power dynamic kind of fucked and occasionally makes the entire thing read pretty awfully

    I mean, once they're in an actual relationship, he's usually decent if dismissive towards her.

    yeah yeah i'm talkin' season 1, before they get together

    although, he... kinda tends to feel more like her dad than her boyfriend once they're dating

    i really don't get why they aged him up

    If I had to guess, to make him the cool, aloof, unapproachable College Male.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Sailor Jupiter
    Right but it also makes him a creep at best and a pedophile at worst

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Sailor Mars
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    All I know about Sailor Moon is that the answer should be Tuxedo Mask.

    It can't be Tuxedo Mask because we have no idea who Tuxedo Mask actually is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nlLlMvxYY
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GTzHd1h47o

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Sailor Mercury
    Mercury is the best at fighting games, so she's really my only option

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Here is a ska version of the Sailor Moon theme.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdyYoH7Dr2I

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