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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    fuckin', how do you look at this situation and think "the problem here is that someone pointed out that this guy said some fucked up shit"

    eat my dick, norm

    He's a sixty year old who's career has not gone where he wanted and he's become one of those comedians.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    at least Steve Martin is too busy playing the banjo to disappoint me

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    at least Steve Martin is too busy playing the banjo to disappoint me

    You just know that dude is probably full of some terrible opinions.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that would not surprise me

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    for the last like 20 years all Steve Martin has wanted to do is collect expensive paintings, he has to suck

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    norm mcdonald being the absolute worst has not been easy for me to accept but man he just doesn't want anyone to forget

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Steve Martin charges a huge amount of money for YouTube videos where he explains what jokes are and promises they will make you a good comedian

    Hes not like, a racist or anything but hes definitely a very rich white man

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This is one of my favorite sketches

    https://youtu.be/A4kpVO56OBU

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Steve Martin charges a huge amount of money for YouTube videos where he explains what jokes are and promises they will make you a good comedian

    Hes not like, a racist or anything but hes definitely a very rich white man

    Many celebrities offer courses like this. Enough to sustain a business even. I'm pretty sure Justin McElroy took it and thought the content was really good. He has also written books about his career that explain the career choices he has made and has offered career advice to folks in his circle that seems sound.

    He could very well still suck (Shopgirl seems like it has some things to say about women), but this feels like an earned talent that he enjoys persuing.

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    hey tube which puppet from dark crystal do you want to fuck the most

    that question is disrespectful

    hang on let me check my notes
    Tube wrote: »
    Probably the wanderer
    agreed

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    norm mcdonald being the absolute worst has not been easy for me to accept but man he just doesn't want anyone to forget

    it stings because he's actually been funny

    like when it became clear that adam carolla is a turboshitter, well, big fuckin' deal, not like he's got some big catalogue of great comedy that's ruined for me now

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    the only funny thing adam carolla has ever been associated with is the "end women's suffrage" sketch on the man show

    i'd say jimmy kimmel as well, but win ben stein's money was pretty decent

    though that show is super weird in retrospect because ben stein banged my friend's mom

    also he sucks

    but also he banged my friend's mom

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ben Stein is one of those people I cannot imagine having sex.

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    You know who rules?

    Aidy Bryant.

    Aidy Bryant does rule

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Norm MacDonald was once one of the funniest people alive, honestly

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    the only funny thing adam carolla has ever been associated with is the "end women's suffrage" sketch on the man show

    i'd say jimmy kimmel as well, but win ben stein's money was pretty decent

    though that show is super weird in retrospect because ben stein banged my friend's mom

    also he sucks

    but also he banged my friend's mom

    I'd have lost a friend that day. Because there's no force in the universe that could have prevented me from making a Ben Stein's money shot joke upon learning that news.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    oh we made that joke

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Re Fuller House, we let Anya watch it because even though it sucks and is bad, it’s generally just bland and boring and not actively offensive.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Re Fuller House, we let Anya watch it because even though it sucks and is bad, it’s generally just bland and boring and not actively offensive.

    Macy Gray is FUCKING WASTED in her cameo.

    It's fantastic

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I figured that the SNL racism vetting process was pretty minimal when they let that fascist guy host.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I figured that the SNL racism vetting process was pretty minimal when they let that fascist guy host.
    Trump?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Have they had more than one on?

    Oh no.

  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    At least Paul F Thompkins will never disappoint us.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    At least Paul F Thompkins will never disappoint us.
    Why

    Why would you put this curse waiting to happen out into the world

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Re Fuller House, we let Anya watch it because even though it sucks and is bad, it’s generally just bland and boring and not actively offensive.

    Macy Gray is FUCKING WASTED in her cameo.

    It's fantastic

    Wait do you mean like she gets nothing to do or that she’s drunk aye eff

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    At least Paul F Thompkins will never disappoint us.

    WHY

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular


    It is nice that every comedian who is a piece of shit is being very obvious about it

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
    He wasn’t even on a stage! He was on a podcast alone with some other shitbird and he did a racist accent and casually dropped a slur! These aren’t jokes!!!

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    This is making it really easy to update my list of asshole celebrities.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I mean rob Schneider is a NOTORIOUS piece of shit

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »

    I love Desus and Mero and I really appreciate them pronouncing Mario the same way I do, which gets made fun of by any person who didn't grow up in the Mid-Atlantic area

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Yeah the thing that killing me the most is the way comedians are framing these as jokes

    They literally werent jokes

    It was just slurs

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    It's a matter of perspective

    To lazy racists, slurs are jokes

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    At least Paul F Thompkins will never disappoint us.
    Why

    Why would you put this curse waiting to happen out into the world

    Listen every word pft says is recorded on podcast. Also I think he is married to lauren lapkis and scottie aucks. I dont think he can have secrets anymore

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    for the last like 20 years all Steve Martin has wanted to do is collect expensive paintings, he has to suck

    he starred in The Jerk, so that carries an awful lot of forgiveness

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Man that dude really hated those cans

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I finally got around to start watching The Boys.

    I'm really enjoying it, but holy hell is it demoralizing.
    I was expecting the show to continue the illusion that Homelander is actually one of the good guys for more than 3/4 of an episode, but they were telegraphic pretty hard that he was the baddest of the bunch.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    The episode of Hercules: the Legendary Journeys I watched last night featured Lucy Liu using kung fu against rapists, Nathaniel Lees being so good at acrobats that he speed-runs on tree branches, and a bad guy uses a buster-sword.

    What a wild show...

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    kevin sorbo being the unfortunate part

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