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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    We are getting our first dog (together, we both grew up with dogs) next month

    Pit Bull city baybee

    Dale!

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    My pick for a medium/small dog that is not super high energy would be a bassett. They are super fuckin' chilled out. They love walks as much as most dogs, of course, but they won't tromp around the house eating your shoes if they miss a morning.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    My pick for a medium/small dog that is not super high energy would be a bassett. They are super fuckin' chilled out. They love walks as much as most dogs, of course, but they won't tromp around the house eating your shoes if they miss a morning.

    bassets can have a lot of medical problems

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    We are getting our first dog (together, we both grew up with dogs) next month

    Pit Bull city baybee

    This dog better be called Worldwide

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    We are getting our first dog (together, we both grew up with dogs) next month

    Pit Bull city baybee

    This dog better be called Worldwide

    Or Featuring Ludacris

    mrpaku on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    There's a bigass Marmaduke in my apartment building

    Whenever the dog goes out, the dog is on a leash, because leash laws. But the dog is a very good boy, and he carries the end of his leash in his mouth. He follows the law to the letter, if not the spirit.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    everybody get shelties

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    the only thing cuter than a bernese mountain dog is a baby bernese mountain dog

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I would love to get a big dumb dog if we ever got one

    Right now it's kind of a no-go since we're out of the house most days and don't get back until late, but maybe when the kids get older and can take it for walks or something?

    You wanna start with a medium or small dog especially if your kids will be walking them and they aren't used to dogs yet

    or get a lab

    labs are very good with kids

    Ridgebacks, too.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I would love to get a big dumb dog if we ever got one

    Right now it's kind of a no-go since we're out of the house most days and don't get back until late, but maybe when the kids get older and can take it for walks or something?

    You wanna start with a medium or small dog especially if your kids will be walking them and they aren't used to dogs yet

    or get a lab

    labs are very good with kids

    Ridgebacks, too.

    ridgebacks can be extremely stubborn or aggressive

    labs are just very good boys with everybody

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I dont approve of dogs with large muscles or intelligence

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Bernese puppies look super grumpy

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    look at these doofy furballs
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Bernese puppies look super grumpy

    I love their stupid faces before they learn how to smile.
    SO SERIOUS AND ALSO CLUMSY.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    We are getting our first dog (together, we both grew up with dogs) next month

    Pit Bull city baybee

    You're gonna have sore calves from the tail.

    It's less a tail and more a steel cable they swing with abandon

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I would love to get a big dumb dog if we ever got one

    Right now it's kind of a no-go since we're out of the house most days and don't get back until late, but maybe when the kids get older and can take it for walks or something?

    You wanna start with a medium or small dog especially if your kids will be walking them and they aren't used to dogs yet

    or get a lab

    labs are very good with kids

    Ridgebacks, too.

    ridgebacks can be extremely stubborn or aggressive

    labs are just very good boys with everybody

    They're very intelligent so you have to train them well or they can be pushy around other dogs, but that's no different from any other intelligent breed.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I want a giant lazy dog like a great dane

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    There is a house a couple down from my mother's current place that has a full ass herd of Bernese. It's a big fenced in yard, and when you walk by (especially if you are walking with other dogs), the whole lot of them will come pouring out of the house and run alongside you barking the whole way.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I had a full conversation with my neighbor's 3 dogs the other day before I noticed my neighbor (that I've talked to once) was standing there

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I've had a lot of bad dog park experiences with labradors, they can be pretty aggressive.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Science should devise some sort of totally harmless animal companion you don't have to feed, a large mobile sponge that wicks moisture and nutrients out of the hot dense smog of tomorrowyear maybe

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I've literally never been afraid of a dog in my life. It is just not wired into me

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I've had a lot of bad dog park experiences with labradors, they can be pretty aggressive.

    Maybe you're just not a good lab partner.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    My pick for a medium/small dog that is not super high energy would be a bassett. They are super fuckin' chilled out. They love walks as much as most dogs, of course, but they won't tromp around the house eating your shoes if they miss a morning.

    bassets can have a lot of medical problems

    They're also bred as hunting dogs, and can get a scent in their head that they need to follow.
    I remember going for more than one drag when the one we had growing up decided that a squirrel or cat was more interesting than the normal walk route.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I do love flatcoated retrievers

    They need a lot of exercise, though. And they loooove the water so you better not mind wet dog.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I wasn't afraid of dog mouths until I got torn up by one so now I'm pretty suspicious of them even in the best circumstances like when the dog is heavily anaesthetised or I am wearing a comprehensive protective suit

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I fully promote beagles as good lazy dogs.
    see317 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    My pick for a medium/small dog that is not super high energy would be a bassett. They are super fuckin' chilled out. They love walks as much as most dogs, of course, but they won't tromp around the house eating your shoes if they miss a morning.

    bassets can have a lot of medical problems

    They're also bred as hunting dogs, and can get a scent in their head that they need to follow.
    I remember going for more than one drag when the one we had growing up decided that a squirrel or cat was more interesting than the normal walk route.

    The cure for this is to have a man pop out of a sewer and scare the shit out of them whilenyoure on a walk. They'll never leave your side again

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I used to own an English Mastiff. I think he topped out at about 225 lbs.

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    He was a good dog.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2019
    I fully promote beagles as good lazy dogs.

    I had a beagle that was the laziest dog, but my current beagle mix is pretty active

    She and my other dog (plott hound mix) have a dichotomy where if dog 1 is sleeping, dog 2 wants to play. If dog 2 is sleeping, dog 1 wants to play

    Garlic Bread on
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    THATS A GOOD BOY!!!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    My puppies as of 2 minutes ago

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    We met a *massive* Leonberger outside an ice cream shop who gave immediate sloppy kisses to both of my bigger kids, then momentarily stopped to notice the baby I was holding before gently bounding forward to try to physically inhale him as the owner shouts "he's nice! he's nice!" and my baby giggles like Chewbacca is torturing him to death with snuggles

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    My pick for a medium/small dog that is not super high energy would be a bassett. They are super fuckin' chilled out. They love walks as much as most dogs, of course, but they won't tromp around the house eating your shoes if they miss a morning.

    bassets can have a lot of medical problems

    Medical problems are the only reason I haven't gotten a bulldog. I love bullies so much but they are just the worst when it comes to health issues.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    You mean an English Bulldog? Because other Bulldog breeds are not that bad. My current dog is an American bulldog and she's pretty darn healthy at 14 years old.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    My pick for a medium/small dog that is not super high energy would be a bassett. They are super fuckin' chilled out. They love walks as much as most dogs, of course, but they won't tromp around the house eating your shoes if they miss a morning.

    bassets can have a lot of medical problems

    Medical problems are the only reason I haven't gotten a bulldog. I love bullies so much but they are just the worst when it comes to health issues.

    my old dentist friggin loves bulldogs

    he breeds them and used to have bulldog pictures and stuffies all over the office
    You mean an English Bulldog? Because other Bulldog breeds are not that bad. My current dog is an American bulldog and she's pretty darn healthy at 14 years old.

    frenchies are the goodest of the bulldog boys

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    Bassets also have ear and skin several conditions that can make them smell liked rotted meat no matter how much you bathe them.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    You mean an English Bulldog? Because other Bulldog breeds are not that bad. My current dog is an American bulldog and she's pretty darn healthy at 14 years old.

    I was under the impression it was all bullies. My friend had a female she bred a few times and that dog spontaneously died one night at 5 years old with zero health issues beforehand.

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    Other bulldog breeds tend to do better. Average English bulldog life span is like ten years or less.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I'm of the opinion that everyone should have a Saint Bernard in their life.

    They're number one doggo.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I've read about a newer breed they call the Olde English Bulldogge that's like a healthier version of the English Bulldog.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olde_English_Bulldogge

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