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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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  • Werewolf2000adWerewolf2000ad Suckers, I know exactly what went wrong. Registered User regular
  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Cute fox showing his home 1:05

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 16


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    Bedlam on


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  • chromdomchromdom Why do bad things keep happening to me? Oh yeah, because of the things I've done.Registered User regular
  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular

    @Rorshach Kringle is currently buying plane tickets to Harajuku with like three different phones at the same time...

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    OH MY GOD

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 16
    Bedlam on


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  • DeansDeans Registered User regular

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 17
    some brand new berner beans have arrived at our dog's breeder's house

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    tynic on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 17


    When suddenly:

    Bedlam on


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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    Ayyyyyeeeee! I walkin' ova here!



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  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    el_vicio wrote: »

    'Did somebody over here press the "report" button?'

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Meet Biscuit and Waffles.

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    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    The fact that the dogs actually have proper "dog safety belts" is cool (the small dog is connected to the big dogs vest. The big dogs vest is clipped into the carriage at two points).

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Waffles...

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  • Werewolf2000adWerewolf2000ad Suckers, I know exactly what went wrong. Registered User regular
  • KarozKaroz Easy Breezy Registered User regular

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    The bed always seems warmer, on the other side of the pig.



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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 19
    Cambiata wrote: »

    Knowing Justin and his social anxiety, he must have been pretty drunk

    #pipe on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 19
    Yes, this pleases me:







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    Bedlam on


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  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Registered User regular


    "Oh, oh god, I'm so sorry I knocked that over I was just looking for the ice machine. Is it on this floor?"

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    A new friend!



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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    A new friend!


    This is equal parts adorable and terrifying.

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I feel like the bear could demolish that glass if it wanted

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    From my understanding, black bears are fairly skittish and aren't huge fans of confrontation. Don't get one mad though, because then shit gets real. They can run faster than you and they can climb trees. Don't even play that game.

  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    When I was a young Jedoc, I got sent to forestry camp by the local volunteer fire department. The dude teaching wildlife safety had exactly one joke, repeated here in its entirety:

    "These mountains contain a whole lot of black bears and a few grizzly bears. You can scare off black bears by wearing small bells that jingle when you walk, and if you accidentally corner one you can run it off with pepper spray. You can tell whether you're in black bear territory or grizzly bear territory by watching out for scat. Black bear scat is usually found at the base of trees and resembles a larger version of dog poop. Grizzy scat is similar, but it often smells like pepper spray and contains small bells."

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    *siiiiiiigggggghhhhhhh*

    Bears are more afraid of you than you are of them, most times.

    Bear attacks usually happen because they are protecting their young.

    Bears will usually run off if they hear you coming and avoid confrontation.

    They are not murder factories.

    They are omnivores, and are just as happy chomping on berries and moths as they are hunting fish or what have you.

    Nobody is going to smash through a glass door. That's not a thing.

    The bear in that gif is just curious to see a dog, maybe never seen one before. Probably would run away if you shouted at it.

    Yes they are wild animals, yes they are strong. But you're more likely to be killed by a horse than mauled by a bear.



  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular


    Heres a real predator you should be afraid of:



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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    When I was a young Jedoc, I got sent to forestry camp by the local volunteer fire department. The dude teaching wildlife safety had exactly one joke, repeated here in its entirety:

    "These mountains contain a whole lot of black bears and a few grizzly bears. You can scare off black bears by wearing small bells that jingle when you walk, and if you accidentally corner one you can run it off with pepper spray. You can tell whether you're in black bear territory or grizzly bear territory by watching out for scat. Black bear scat is usually found at the base of trees and resembles a larger version of dog poop. Grizzy scat is similar, but it often smells like pepper spray and contains small bells."

    I was told a joke once that I can't remember properly, but it was about fishing somewhere in the vast and beautiful American wilderness, and a casual observer asking the fisherman about their equipment. There were questions about the tackle, the reel, the fisherman's clothes, and finally the what the hell kind of fish does he need the .45 tucked in his waistband for?!? It ended something like "the gear's for catching fish, and the .45 is for fending off any grizzly's attracted to the smell of the fish cooking on the campfire".

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Coincidentally, I know someone who has been killed by a horse AND someone who has been mauled by a bear.

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  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Yes, this pleases me:


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