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  • KarozKaroz Registered User regular
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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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    Spoopy Ramp:



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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Serious Question: We have some ducks/geese near our apartment I looked up what was ok to feed them. And Im a little confused since they say bread is bad but rice is good? I tried to sprinkle some rice for the year round goose (s/he dosent fly or swim and has lived here longer than me) and they didnt seem interested. I figure I can spare the cost of corn/peas if its something they will actually eat.

    Second question: I also read that crows like unsalted shelled peanuts but im not sure how to signal to them that Im interested in being nice. Are crow calls a thing? I figure there are plenty of squirrels around so that I wont be littering.

    I do want to get a bird feeder for my porch but I need to get something to attach it to.



  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 23
    do not feed wild animals

    EDIT: https://www.fws.gov/midwest/feedingwaterfowl.htm

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Attack Hug!



    Brb!



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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited May 25
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    ...."cumlord", huh

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    what about cumlord?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    ...."cumlord", huh

    what's weird about a dog named cumlord

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    i cu, m'lord

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    ...."cumlord", huh

    what's weird about a dog named cumlord
    literally everything

    all the things

    :|



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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    ...."cumlord", huh

    what's weird about a dog named cumlord
    literally everything

    all the things

    :|

    what do you mean

    it's a dog named cumlord, I don't get the confusion

    Karoz
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Proper nouns should be capitalized, I'm assuming that's the problem.

  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Colorful Extrovert Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Proper nouns should be capitalized, I'm assuming that's the problem.

    Maybe he's named after e.e. cumlord

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular






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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    I Zimbra wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Proper nouns should be capitalized, I'm assuming that's the problem.

    Maybe he's named after e.e. cumlord

    via bookface
    oh noo i think there's been a big misunderstanding he's called cumlord because he looks like a cumulus cloud anyways here he is performing an orb ritual
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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    reactionary pet names are dumb as fuck

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    reactionary pet names are dumb as fuck

    i honestly didn't know this was a thing that happens often enough to have an opinion on

    i don't think i could name a single one, online or in my own experience, other than cumlord here

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    The dog eating fanart made me remember this Maurice Sendak quote, which I love.
    Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »


    Anything bigger than a hedgehog is a waste.

    First they came for the Muslims and we said...NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »


    Anything bigger than a hedgehog is a waste.

    It's not like we have a choice how big our boobies are, bubba.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »


    Anything bigger than a hedgehog is a waste.

    It's not like we have a choice how big our boobies are, bubba.

    Sorry, you're right of course. It's a one liner that sounded better in my head.

    Regardless of size and shape they're all part of nature's bounty.

    First they came for the Muslims and we said...NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    The trick is in adjusting the size of your hedgehog to match the booby.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    The trick is in adjusting the size of your hedgehog to match the booby.

    Sonic done got thicc

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  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Colorful Extrovert Registered User regular
    Oh that's the hedgehog's leg in the preview picture!

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 27
    Cambiata wrote: »

    Anything bigger than a hedgehog is a waste.

    It's not like we have a choice how big our boobies are, bubba.

    Sorry, you're right of course. It's a one liner that sounded better in my head.

    Regardless of size and shape they're all part of nature's bounty.

    Or how about they're part of my body, neither an ergonomic handhold for het dudes nor a tourist destination.

    'Nature's bounty' is in season raspberries, or big dock leaves when you're caught short in the forest.

    tynic on
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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    My apologies to all for being a complete and utter ass in my last couple of posts. I try my best to not let my head get up my own ass, but when it does get there its typically with both feet lodged in my mouth.

    Let me try and get back in the spirit of the thread with a cat getting massaged by the Howl's Moving Castle soundtrack:

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 27
    tynic wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »

    Anything bigger than a hedgehog is a waste.

    It's not like we have a choice how big our boobies are, bubba.

    Sorry, you're right of course. It's a one liner that sounded better in my head.

    Regardless of size and shape they're all part of nature's bounty.

    Or how about they're part of my body, neither an ergonomic handhold for het dudes nor a tourist destination.

    'Nature's bounty' is in season raspberries, or big dock leaves when you're caught short in the forest.

    i am trying my absolute best to figure out what this means and am failing utterly

    i can only assume it has to do with pooping

    Houk the Namebringer on
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    when in doubt, it's always pooping

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