Fellas is it gay to acknowledge you have an asshole?
There was a thread on reddit that a girl was complaining her boyfriend didn't wipe his ass because it was gay or something and she was sick of it especially giving blowjobs and wanted to know how common this was.
Then like, a surprisingly large number of women started chiming in and agreeing.
I could not make sense of this at all, this is like some bizarre portal into an alternate universe I refuse to acknowledge this is a thing.
It's the wild west in there because people don't talk about it
- showering using your hands vs loofah vs brush vs wash cloth
- what you actually scrub in the shower, e.g. people who don't wash their legs
- people who sit in the shower (!?)
- people who read on their phones while in the shower (???!!?)
- standing vs sitting to wipe
- wiping forward or backward
- people who brush once a day or less, people who brush after every meal, people who brush for thirty seconds vs people who brush for the dentist recommended amount of time with a timer
- washing hands or not after peeing
- taking shirt off while pooping
It's just an endless tide of idiosyncracies people don't even know they have
This is why the lack of communal pooping and showering really hurts our culture
Fellas is it gay to acknowledge you have an asshole?
There was a thread on reddit that a girl was complaining her boyfriend didn't wipe his ass because it was gay or something and she was sick of it especially giving blowjobs and wanted to know how common this was.
Then like, a surprisingly large number of women started chiming in and agreeing.
I could not make sense of this at all, this is like some bizarre portal into an alternate universe I refuse to acknowledge this is a thing.
To be fair, Reddit is where you go if you want your positive opinion of humanity to die
Fellas is it gay to acknowledge you have an asshole?
There was a thread on reddit that a girl was complaining her boyfriend didn't wipe his ass because it was gay or something and she was sick of it especially giving blowjobs and wanted to know how common this was.
Then like, a surprisingly large number of women started chiming in and agreeing.
I could not make sense of this at all, this is like some bizarre portal into an alternate universe I refuse to acknowledge this is a thing.
It's the wild west in there because people don't talk about it
- showering using your hands vs loofah vs brush vs wash cloth
- what you actually scrub in the shower, e.g. people who don't wash their legs
- people who sit in the shower (!?)
- people who read on their phones while in the shower (???!!?)
- standing vs sitting to wipe
- wiping forward or backward
- people who brush once a day or less, people who brush after every meal, people who brush for thirty seconds vs people who brush for the dentist recommended amount of time with a timer
- washing hands or not after peeing
- taking shirt off while pooping
It's just an endless tide of idiosyncracies people don't even know they have
This is why the lack of communal pooping and showering really hurts our culture
If someone is communal pooping, it better be a sex kink
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I'm not trying to victim blame but you're either really, really thirsty to go down on someone when you can notice their unwiped b-hole or you're stuck in a situation where you don't think you can refuse
Fellas is it gay to acknowledge you have an asshole?
There was a thread on reddit that a girl was complaining her boyfriend didn't wipe his ass because it was gay or something and she was sick of it especially giving blowjobs and wanted to know how common this was.
Then like, a surprisingly large number of women started chiming in and agreeing.
I could not make sense of this at all, this is like some bizarre portal into an alternate universe I refuse to acknowledge this is a thing.
It's the wild west in there because people don't talk about it
- showering using your hands vs loofah vs brush vs wash cloth
- what you actually scrub in the shower, e.g. people who don't wash their legs
- people who sit in the shower (!?)
- people who read on their phones while in the shower (???!!?)
- standing vs sitting to wipe
- wiping forward or backward
- people who brush once a day or less, people who brush after every meal, people who brush for thirty seconds vs people who brush for the dentist recommended amount of time with a timer
- washing hands or not after peeing
- taking shirt off while pooping
It's just an endless tide of idiosyncracies people don't even know they have
You've never known bliss until you've head a headcold or allergies, and gotten a shower chair and just sat down underneath the shower head on as hot as you can stand it.
My son told my wife and I we are his best friends. It was heart warming. And then later he shit his pants and I was like "can we be like regular friends..."
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
The average living space per capita in Hong Kong is around 160 square feet. In public rental housing it is 130 square feet – still much bigger than the 48 square feet for subdivided flats.
Ok, but I do not have an intuitive grasp of square feet.
Ironically, the area of an individual cell in Stanley Prison is around 80 square feet, according to Wen Wei Pao.
My son told my wife and I we are his best friends. It was heart warming. And then later he shit his pants and I was like "can we be like regular friends..."
I'm your best friend?
*Puts hand on kids shoulder*
That is so incredibly sad!
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Definitely sounds like the kind of PR a group that routinely rolls out Randy Pitchford would be involved in.
What's insane is ultimately it doesn't matter people are buying Borderlands 3 anyway.
If you like BL 1 and 2 I assume you would want this.
Its weird cause you dont wanna support that chucklefuck Pitchford but all the people at Gearbox who actually made the game are not him.
I think the chief issue is that all the folks who liked BL1 and BL2 are 10 or 7 years older than when they liked that stuff. Reviews don't seem to indicate that it has matured with the audience.
i've sat in the shower but mostly because i'm depressed and I'm going to be there for 30 minutes contemplating how everything's gone wrong
If you do this and stop the drain you’ll realize that you can do this for a while and still use less water than it takes to fill a bath. It can be a comparatively water-efficient method of trying to wash away one’s despair
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Definitely sounds like the kind of PR a group that routinely rolls out Randy Pitchford would be involved in.
What's insane is ultimately it doesn't matter people are buying Borderlands 3 anyway.
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To be fair, Reddit is where you go if you want your positive opinion of humanity to die
If someone is communal pooping, it better be a sex kink
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Fucking stop it you lunatics it doesn't DO ANYTHING except CLOG the TOILET
I also noticed some people at work not only courtesy flush, they bring their own air freshener in to spray during and after
I haven't decided whether this is neurotic courtesy or neurotic inability to accept the messy stench of human existence
Either way...dump. that. Boy.
You've never known bliss until you've head a headcold or allergies, and gotten a shower chair and just sat down underneath the shower head on as hot as you can stand it.
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If you like BL 1 and 2 I assume you would want this.
Its weird cause you dont wanna support that chucklefuck Pitchford but all the people at Gearbox who actually made the game are not him.
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Both typically. The puppeteers talk through the lines to match the motions. Then the voice actors record their track later
They sit on the floor of the shower, like they're in the bath
Now we've all done that out of fatigue or illness or hangover, or at least considered it, but as standard practice?
I'm your best friend?
*Puts hand on kids shoulder*
That is so incredibly sad!
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I do this every morning, it has nothing to do with getting clean
my 30 minute shower sit is contemplating what the fuck am I even doing with my life
then I stand up and engage normal person mode for the next 10 hours
I think the chief issue is that all the folks who liked BL1 and BL2 are 10 or 7 years older than when they liked that stuff. Reviews don't seem to indicate that it has matured with the audience.
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