I'm partial to Ulfberht swords because I love that we still don't know who or what Ulfberht was but their name is on like all the good swords for a hundred years.
ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
Made from the combination of an ancient fossil shell:hardened by the landing of a giant planet eater, guarded deep below the earth by dinosaurs, held for hundreds of years by a royal family; as well as the energies of a strong, magical stone, that absorbed the power of the sun for millions of years, I give you the Rainbow sword from Chrono Trigger:
Do you think anyone ever made a cool sword with little poison ducts in it but they just sometimes filled it with urine instead so the other person would get wee on their face when they blocked an attack
Do you think anyone ever made a cool sword with little poison ducts in it but they just sometimes filled it with urine instead so the other person would get wee on their face when they blocked an attack
Half of my sword is coated in the deadliest poison known to man, the other half... my own micturation
Do you think anyone ever made a cool sword with little poison ducts in it but they just sometimes filled it with urine instead so the other person would get wee on their face when they blocked an attack
p sure it was standard practice in medieval battles to coat your blade in shit and muck to infect any wounds you caused
Do you think anyone ever made a cool sword with little poison ducts in it but they just sometimes filled it with urine instead so the other person would get wee on their face when they blocked an attack
p sure it was standard practice in medieval battles to coat your blade in shit and muck to infect any wounds you caused
A tradition carried on by inmates to this day
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What's the sword from Malazan that steals your soul and chains it to a gigantic wagon that you then have to pull through darkness for all eternity? I like that one.
Charlemagne used to always call me
Durandana, the fruitcake. All the many
implements of war to him were in some way
feminine. Not that you know the story.
Tycho never got it right either, especially
the part about Roland breaking me. He
couldn't.
The coolest sword is when you attach a bunch of crayola markers together and then go SHWOOONG SWHIIIING and whack your friends marker sword and then they explode KROOOSH
Made from the combination of an ancient fossil shell:hardened by the landing of a giant planet eater, guarded deep below the earth by dinosaurs, held for hundreds of years by a royal family; as well as the energies of a strong, magical stone, that absorbed the power of the sun for millions of years, I give you the Rainbow sword from Chrono Trigger:
oh wow I thought light sabres would be more popular here
There are some designs of light sabers in the Napoleonic war that were outlawed due to the cut it left being considered extremely cruel to people who lived since they were very hard to stitch closed and heal.
What's the sword from Malazan that steals your soul and chains it to a gigantic wagon that you then have to pull through darkness for all eternity? I like that one.
What's the sword from Malazan that steals your soul and chains it to a gigantic wagon that you then have to pull through darkness for all eternity? I like that one.
Dragnipur
Weighs a bunch, though
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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Never underestimate the forum's hidden weeb reserves
Personally I've never been able to forgive them for not actually being sabers
Yeah, from what I understand urine was not an uncommon quenchant, so I'd imagine there'd be a whole lot of them
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Now it's 85% piss, it's just more diffuse
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Half of my sword is coated in the deadliest poison known to man, the other half... my own micturation
p sure it was standard practice in medieval battles to coat your blade in shit and muck to infect any wounds you caused
A tradition carried on by inmates to this day
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ok but what if
litesabers in comic books
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Once drawn no battle could be made against its wielder nor could anyone escape their blows
Because it is working
I don't know... Rainbow sword sounds pretty gay.
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There are some designs of light sabers in the Napoleonic war that were outlawed due to the cut it left being considered extremely cruel to people who lived since they were very hard to stitch closed and heal.
Also it led to Venom
Its a pretty good sword
Dragnipur!
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Dragnipur
Weighs a bunch, though
but y'all motherfuckers are fucked if the Jabberwock comes around
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Hmmm... Cool you say?
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i'm more into heavy sabres
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vorpal if I had to pick one.
cool as hell
I made two scimitars because my D&D character was a terrible Drizzt knockoff
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Of course
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