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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    oh wow I thought light sabres would be more popular here

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    oh wow I thought light sabres would be more popular here

    Never underestimate the forum's hidden weeb reserves

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
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    I like a good 1796 British heavy cavalry sword.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    I know way too many swords from myth and legend to need to delve into the realm of weeblades

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
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    I'm partial to Ulfberht swords because I love that we still don't know who or what Ulfberht was but their name is on like all the good swords for a hundred years.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    oh wow I thought light sabres would be more popular here

    Personally I've never been able to forgive them for not actually being sabers

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I know way too many swords from myth and legend to need to delve into the realm of weeblades

    Yeah, from what I understand urine was not an uncommon quenchant, so I'd imagine there'd be a whole lot of them

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    Made from the combination of an ancient fossil shell:hardened by the landing of a giant planet eater, guarded deep below the earth by dinosaurs, held for hundreds of years by a royal family; as well as the energies of a strong, magical stone, that absorbed the power of the sun for millions of years, I give you the Rainbow sword from Chrono Trigger:
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Man, Stormbringer is pretty dope

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    As a fan of history I understand the world before modern sanitation was roughly 65% piss

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    As a fan of history I understand the world before modern sanitation was roughly 65% piss

    Now it's 85% piss, it's just more diffuse

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Do you think anyone ever made a cool sword with little poison ducts in it but they just sometimes filled it with urine instead so the other person would get wee on their face when they blocked an attack

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Do you think anyone ever made a cool sword with little poison ducts in it but they just sometimes filled it with urine instead so the other person would get wee on their face when they blocked an attack

    Half of my sword is coated in the deadliest poison known to man, the other half... my own micturation

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    They don’t tell many tales of Conan’s traveling companion Ur-Ine, master of the piss-quenched blade

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    GrogGrog My sword is only steel in a useful shape.Registered User regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    Do you think anyone ever made a cool sword with little poison ducts in it but they just sometimes filled it with urine instead so the other person would get wee on their face when they blocked an attack

    p sure it was standard practice in medieval battles to coat your blade in shit and muck to infect any wounds you caused

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Grog wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Do you think anyone ever made a cool sword with little poison ducts in it but they just sometimes filled it with urine instead so the other person would get wee on their face when they blocked an attack

    p sure it was standard practice in medieval battles to coat your blade in shit and muck to infect any wounds you caused

    A tradition carried on by inmates to this day

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    What's the sword from Malazan that steals your soul and chains it to a gigantic wagon that you then have to pull through darkness for all eternity? I like that one.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    I am duty bound to vote for this

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    I like Durandal, because of video games.
    Durandan, Durandal, Durandana.

    Charlemagne used to always call me
    Durandana, the fruitcake. All the many
    implements of war to him were in some way
    feminine. Not that you know the story.

    Tycho never got it right either, especially
    the part about Roland breaking me. He
    couldn't.

    No one can.

    DarkPrimus on
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    wow way to let down team light-sabre Zack

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    Look, I think my allegiances to comic book shit over Star Wars shit are very well documented

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Look, I think my allegiances to comic book shit over Star Wars shit are very well documented

    ok but what if

    litesabers in comic books

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
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    Claiomh Solais, the Sword of Light, one of the Four Treasures of the Tuatha de Danann in what would become Ireland, possession of the war god Nuada.

    Once drawn no battle could be made against its wielder nor could anyone escape their blows

    Madican on
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Look, I think my allegiances to comic book shit over Star Wars shit are very well documented

    ok but what if

    litesabers in comic books
    ....are you trying to buy my vote?


    Because it is working

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    The coolest sword is when you attach a bunch of crayola markers together and then go SHWOOONG SWHIIIING and whack your friends marker sword and then they explode KROOOSH

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Bucketman wrote: »
    Made from the combination of an ancient fossil shell:hardened by the landing of a giant planet eater, guarded deep below the earth by dinosaurs, held for hundreds of years by a royal family; as well as the energies of a strong, magical stone, that absorbed the power of the sun for millions of years, I give you the Rainbow sword from Chrono Trigger:
    latest?cb=20100603155238

    I don't know... Rainbow sword sounds pretty gay.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    oh wow I thought light sabres would be more popular here

    There are some designs of light sabers in the Napoleonic war that were outlawed due to the cut it left being considered extremely cruel to people who lived since they were very hard to stitch closed and heal.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    For the record All-Black was forged out of primordial darkness in the severed head of a celestial god using the heat of a newborn sun as its furnace

    Also it led to Venom

    Its a pretty good sword

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
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    What's the sword from Malazan that steals your soul and chains it to a gigantic wagon that you then have to pull through darkness for all eternity? I like that one.

    Dragnipur!

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    There is something to be said for the sexy curves of your classic xiphos.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    What's the sword from Malazan that steals your soul and chains it to a gigantic wagon that you then have to pull through darkness for all eternity? I like that one.

    Dragnipur

    Weighs a bunch, though

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Nightblood from Warbreaker was kind of a cool sword

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    I voted for ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF WORLDS, THE GODSLAYER because it was best of the available options

    but y'all motherfuckers are fucked if the Jabberwock comes around

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    When I was in highschool a bunch of us made cool swords in our woodwork class and then larped with them at lunch time and got detention

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    When I was in highschool a bunch of us made cool swords in our woodwork class and then larped with them at lunch time and got detention

    Hmmm... Cool you say?

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    oh wow I thought light sabres would be more popular here

    i'm more into heavy sabres

    https://youtu.be/gCcncTff_hc

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    also pretty much every sword in the jabberwocky.

    vorpal if I had to pick one.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    When I was in highschool a bunch of us made cool swords in our woodwork class and then larped with them at lunch time and got detention

    Hmmm... Cool you say?

    cool as hell

    I made two scimitars because my D&D character was a terrible Drizzt knockoff

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    When I was in highschool a bunch of us made cool swords in our woodwork class and then larped with them at lunch time and got detention

    Hmmm... Cool you say?

    cool as hell

    I made two scimitars because my D&D character was a terrible Drizzt knockoff

    Of course

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