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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Narsil, all done broke
    DON'T PLAY WITH SWORDS

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuI1zY46OX0

    THEY'LL FUCKIN CUT YA WIDE OPEN

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    More of a Time Knife kinda guy

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
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    I like longswords like they got in those historical martial art reenactment videos

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I like swords better than spears or polearms or axes or what have you

    But that being said, I'd love to see those things represented more in media

    Where's the Errol Flynn of spear fights

    His name's Donnie Yen
    https://youtu.be/AeeoEpmyb2Y

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I like longswords like they got in those historical martial art reenactment videos

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zueF4Mu2uM

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I find Cold Steel products to be over priced and often silly, vastly prefer local manufacturers and traditional designs

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
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    yeah like that one

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    Baltimore Knife and Sword is my preferred swordsmith, but they're very expensive

    I've used a few of their swords and they're very nice but I've yet to take the plunge and buy one

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Speaking of why dont I plug gknives.com , made here in Nova Scotia and theyre just beautiful

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    Perfectly balanced and with a little heft for choppin, lifetime warranty too

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    TRUESWORDS DOT COM

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    THROWING SWORD COMBO

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    CLEAVE EM UP

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    YOU BRING THE THUNDER I'LL BRING THE LIGHTNING

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    GIVE THEM THE STABBY CLAW SNIKT BUB

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    I'LL SWIRLY THE LOT OF YOU

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    I'M A TACTICAL POLICE OGRE

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    SLICE EM UP LIKE BROCCOLI AND ONIONS AND SOME MINCED GARLIC TOO

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    HERE'S A FORTUNE FROM MY CRYSTAL BALL: SOMEONE'S GONNA GET STABBED

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    WHEN THE MYSTERY METHOD GOES BAD SOMETIMES I GOTTA SLICE MY WAY OUT

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    OPEN A BOTTLE FOR EM: IT'S REFRESHMENT TIME HYDRATION IS IMPORTANT

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    Brolo on
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    I would say my favorite S word is "surreal."

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    a light sabre
    Lightsaber vs Keyblade is one of the hardest choices I’ve ever had to make

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
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    im dead brolo is the murderer he killed me with a tacticool sword

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    If those things werent real Id love them but they are real so I hate them

    Like theyre just so fucking stupid and mean spirited, absolutely good for nothing besides hurting people and not even good at that, a fuckin stiletto has nothing on its mind but murder at least its good at it

    God what ugly souls those objects have

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Except the rocking slicer I kind of want the rocking slicer

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    That slicer knife looks decent tho, could be good for slicin’ up some herbs or something

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    COMBAT CLEAVER!!!!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    Except the rocking slicer I kind of want the rocking slicer

    I got something kinda like that I use for cutting up pizzas and flatbreads and such

    It's pretty good

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    That said I dont want a rocking slicer from them fuckin people I assume it would break or leach foulness into my food

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    MEZZALUNA

    Nothing better for pizza cutting

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
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    If those things werent real Id love them but they are real so I hate them

    Like theyre just so fucking stupid and mean spirited, absolutely good for nothing besides hurting people and not even good at that, a fuckin stiletto has nothing on its mind but murder at least its good at it

    God what ugly souls those objects have

    i really don't think the vast majority of what trueswords sells is ever purchased with the intent to hurt anybody

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_LjMUVkv0A
    mostly they're just used to slice water bottles and appeal to idiots like me who want cool ninja weapons because I've watched too much anime, but I lack all ability/resolve/technique/knowledge to even know that what I purchased was junk

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    https://www.trueswords.com/Death-Stalker-Hand-Claw-14702

    like what is this? how would you even use it to like... cut something? I want two

    Brolo on
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    The vast majority of tacticool firearms horseshit isnt purchased with murder in mind but I fuckin despise all that trash too, like not for nothin that stupid twisty stabbing implement is posed with magazines full of 5.56, peas in a fuckin pod

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Sword of Omens
    Also I just realized

    My favorite sword is obviously the soul reaver

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Theres a bit in Slaughterhouse 5 where a German soldier finds a knuckleduster dagger on a POW, it really made an impression on me regarding the intent of objects

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    The vast majority of tacticool firearms horseshit isnt purchased with murder in mind but I fuckin despise all that trash too, like not for nothin that stupid twisty stabbing implement is posed with magazines full of 5.56, peas in a fuckin pod

    ehhhh I get where you're coming from

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    but I kinda feel like the military industrial complex took over our culture a long time ago

    might as well wallow in the goofy bits of it

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Stilts wrote: »
    Lightsaber vs Keyblade is one of the hardest choices I’ve ever had to make

    Unfortunately you did not select a lightsaber, you selected a light sabre

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    Gotta go for ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF WORLDS THAT CARVED THE FIRST DAWN FROM THE STONE OF THE ENDLESS NIGHT! But my actual favorite sword isn't really a sword.

    I mean you could hardly call it a sword.

    It's more like a sharpened hunk of iron.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    I wonder if anybody ever buys cane swords anymore?

    If I see a dude with a cane and he doesn't have any kind of limp and is also probably wearing a trilby ass fedora I'm gonna assume it's a cane sword and now I have the advantage.

    But if I see a dude with a cane and he's actually an old dude then its probably just a straight up old dude cane, right? Unless the old dude is just faking it trying to lure me into a false sense of security?

    Either way I'm gonna sneak up behind both of them and Assassin's Creed them with my bitchin scorpion wrist... things that I bought 7 of from TrueSwordsdotcom, just to be safe.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Fuck yeah man, I'm not trying to shit on you, lots of people even in Canada have the exact same attitude you have with trueswords but with firearms, at least your shit taps out at like fifty bucks and will probably break before dealing death

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I wonder if anybody ever buys cane swords anymore?

    If I see a dude with a cane and he doesn't have any kind of limp and is also probably wearing a trilby ass fedora I'm gonna assume it's a cane sword and now I have the advantage.

    But if I see a dude with a cane and he's actually an old dude then its probably just a straight up old dude cane, right? Unless the old dude is just faking it trying to lure me into a false sense of security?

    Either way I'm gonna sneak up behind both of them and Assassin's Creed them with my bitchin scorpion wrist... things that I bought 7 of from TrueSwordsdotcom, just to be safe.

    you know what's better than a cane sword?
    A cane that's solid hardwood. Fuckin' get knocked out right quick I tell ya what.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    Juggernut wrote: »
    I wonder if anybody ever buys cane swords anymore?

    If I see a dude with a cane and he doesn't have any kind of limp and is also probably wearing a trilby ass fedora I'm gonna assume it's a cane sword and now I have the advantage.

    But if I see a dude with a cane and he's actually an old dude then its probably just a straight up old dude cane, right? Unless the old dude is just faking it trying to lure me into a false sense of security?

    Either way I'm gonna sneak up behind both of them and Assassin's Creed them with my bitchin scorpion wrist... things that I bought 7 of from TrueSwordsdotcom, just to be safe.

    If I ever live to be an old man with a limp then you can bet your ass that I will own at least one cane sword

    But having one just because is no good, you gotta be someone that normally has a cane

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Would a macuahuitl count as a sword, an axe, or a club?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
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    cane swords probably fall under concealed knife laws in many places, like in california they definitely do

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    There is a fairly short list of outright prohibited items in Canadian law, amusingly sword sticks and the like are amongst them. Also 'loaded sticks' which is like a walking stick or shillelagh with a hollow carved in and filled with lead.

    It's sort of silly but again the only intent of a loaded stick is human carnage, why abide such a thing

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    the wasp injection knife seems like the height of needlessly horrific weaponry in my mind
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs
    nsfw(atermelons)!

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
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    I need my baseball bat with some nails driven through it to protect my kids from the 30-50 feral hogs in my yard

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
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    cane swords probably fall under concealed knife laws in many places, like in california they definitely do

    Here in Texas I can openly walk around with brass knuckles, switchblades, and fucking swords. I haven't seen any fuckin nerdlingers doing so yet, but I swear to god when I do

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2019
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    openly carrying a weapon often falls under different laws than disguising or concealing a weapon, which a cane sword inherently does

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Cane swords are super illegal just to own in California I think, let alone trying to walk around with one

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