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What is your favorite sword?

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
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    openly carrying a weapon often falls under different laws than disguising or concealing a weapon, which a cane sword inherently does

    Pretty sure at this point Texas doesn't give a fuck. I could probably concealed carry a fuckin RPG-cane while openly carrying a cat-o'-nine-tails while chugging whiskey, and they'd just ask me to stop yelling at the birds or whatever.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    openly carrying a weapon often falls under different laws than disguising or concealing a weapon, which a cane sword inherently does

    Pretty sure at this point Texas doesn't give a fuck. I could probably concealed carry a fuckin RPG-cane while openly carrying a cat-o'-nine-tails while chugging whiskey, and they'd just ask me to stop yelling at the birds or whatever.

    If you're white.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Breath of Fire 4 has Dragon Slayer. Dark magics are used to pluck immortal extraplanar entities from another reality and create various dragons in the world. The magi scientists who do this are really shitty about it, so a botched summon splits one spirit a hundred years apart from itself and another just summons a screaming head. The head is crushed into a sword that desires a body so it’ll turn whatever it strikes mortal. Handy when said dickwad magic scientists merge your girlfriend to a giant mass of flesh and is technically immortal. Gotta end her suffering with the Dragon Slayer.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    If I'm in a state where you're allowed to carry a sword in public then you better goddamned believe I, too, will have a sword and that I will challenge anybody else with a sword to a duel to the death to prove my love and devotion to the lady Gilderberry, the fairest in all the land and I will not abide such scoundrels such curs who offend her sorry wait what was I talking about?

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh also Guts' sword from Berserk is really cool

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    MEZZALUNA

    Nothing better for pizza cutting

    That is excellent thank you

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Urumi, the wiggliest sword
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh also Guts' sword from Berserk is really cool

    Can you really call it a sword, though?

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    In Canada the legislation regarding the wearing of swords and the like is sort of case by case, you could get charged and probably convicted of something or other if you just felt like wearing a sword out in public cause it feels good but as part of a dress uniform or traditional garb and such it's fine

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh also Guts' sword from Berserk is really cool

    Can you really call it a sword, though?

    Okay it's more of a sword-shaped cudgel but it's still rad as hell

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Narsil, all done broke
    I picked Narsil because Tolkien, but how could we have left out this?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
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    ah yes, the ent-slayer

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I picked Narsil because Tolkien, but how could we have left out this?

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    Where is the elegance
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Narsil, all done broke
    the wasp injection knife seems like the height of needlessly horrific weaponry in my mind

    startled and disappointed that this didn't involve something being injected with wasps

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    tynic wrote: »
    the wasp injection knife seems like the height of needlessly horrific weaponry in my mind

    startled and disappointed that this didn't involve something being injected with wasps

    Those White Anglo Saxon Protestants use some disturbing weaponry.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
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    Dark Souls 1 Zweihander is the best sword.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
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    THREE SWORDS

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Sword of Omens
    What if you made a sword Hula hoop

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
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    Uriel wrote: »
    What if you made a sword Hula hoop

    You get Tira, from Soul Caliburs 3 through 6, who is basically just Harley Quinn if instead of being in love with a murderclown she was in love with a sentient evil sword and the human-like manifestation it sometimes projects into the world when it's not actually possessing a host body.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32S4QgGNgls

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    Mysst wrote: »
    THREE SWORDS

    Only three?

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Sword of Omens
    A robot constructed entirely from swords.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Narsil, all done broke
    Uriel wrote: »
    A robot constructed entirely from swords.

    Yeah, Dishonored 2 is pretty good

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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    TheStig wrote: »
    Dark Souls 1 Zweihander is the best sword.

    That's my weapon of choice almost every time I play DS1, unless I'm doing an actual themed character

    well that and the Estoc because dangit no one appreciates Estocs

    They're just giant sewing needles except what you're sewing is your opponents guts after you pierce right through their fancy plate armor.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Hey why do people like the keyblade?

    It's fucking stupid

    It's a horrifically unbalanced baseball bat. Does it even have a cutting edge? How is that handle good for holding? Again, Whoa unbalanced.

    Also it's a weapon made out of something incredibly intimidating, like why not a SHOEGUN or a BREADAXE or HAIRNUNCHUCKS

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I dunno, a katana I guess
    It's always sword

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  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »

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    I'LL SWIRLY THE LOT OF YOU


    Holy fuck balls this would make the gnarliest puncture wound. Just no fuckin hope.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    #pipe wrote: »
    Hey why do people like the keyblade?

    It's fucking stupid

    It's a horrifically unbalanced baseball bat. Does it even have a cutting edge? How is that handle good for holding? Again, Whoa unbalanced.

    Also it's a weapon made out of something incredibly intimidating, like why not a SHOEGUN or a BREADAXE or HAIRNUNCHUCKS

    It's magic, pipe.

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    the wasp injection knife seems like the height of needlessly horrific weaponry in my mind

    startled and disappointed that this didn't involve something being injected with wasps

    that would probably generate more buzz it's true

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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    Falcatas... Falcata? Falcatii? are cool too!

    and Kukri!

    and the classic Arming Sword

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
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    Sleep wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »

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    I'LL SWIRLY THE LOT OF YOU


    Holy fuck balls this would make the gnarliest puncture wound. Just no fuckin hope.

    Yeah, that thing looks like the kind of knife that gets you called up on War Crimes charges under ancient statutes about valid configurations for a bayonet.

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    don't forget the "SKULL CRUSHER POMMEL"

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
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    Dawnbreaker. Just wish it had better stats.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    #pipe wrote: »
    Hey why do people like the keyblade?

    It's fucking stupid

    It's a horrifically unbalanced baseball bat. Does it even have a cutting edge? How is that handle good for holding? Again, Whoa unbalanced.

    Also it's a weapon made out of something incredibly intimidating, like why not a SHOEGUN or a BREADAXE or HAIRNUNCHUCKS

    It's magic, pipe.

    Magically speaking, what does it do? Like, is the magic making it balanced or is it creating an invisible cutting edge or what?

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I'm at the gym somebody post those two magic swords from record of lodoss war

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
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    Maddoc wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    THREE SWORDS

    Only three?

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    I see a man using only his hands. Coward.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    don't forget the "SKULL CRUSHER POMMEL"
    NSFW or in general
    I killed someone with my E-tool because I was stupid and left the Saw on the hood. We were filling barrels with various rocks and dirt since we were making a Snap ECP / VCP. just one guy came running up on us with a rifle it jams and I whale on him with the e-tool like an axe.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Hey that's not really an ok thing to post here.

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    Can you give a content warning beyond just NSFW next time please?

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    How’s it going sword thre-OH JEEZ WHAT

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    uhhh I uhh

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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