I hate how we limit our selves to just canine ejaculate.
Like whales cum around 400 gallons per splooge. That's more than most anything in their entire lifetime!
This is one of those facts that seems weird at first, but when you really think about it, it'd be weirder if whales DIDN'T blow a hot tub's worth of a load. A fuckin' whale tossing out a highball glass of spunk would be pathetic.
how many dogs splooging would make up one whale splooge thats what i want to know
Well if we take the limit for dog spooge it's about 30 milliliters a go. There's 3785.41 milliliters in a galleon, and whales go to 400. So that's 126.18 dogs per gallon. So 50, 472 dogs ejaculating.
wait does a chihuahua splooge as much as say a mastiff
No you're looking at a range from 1-30 depending on the size of the dog. I went with our largest breeds in order to cut down on the carbon footprint of getting a bunch of dogs in one area.
Fifty thousand dogs ejaculating all at once, imagine such a thing, the energy would be incredible even if you couldnt hear it a deaf persons hair would stand up
how many dogs splooging would make up one whale splooge thats what i want to know
Well if we take the limit for dog spooge it's about 30 milliliters a go. There's 3785.41 milliliters in a galleon, and whales go to 400. So that's 126.18 dogs per gallon. So 50, 472 dogs ejaculating.
Fift-tee thousand four-hundred and seventy two do-ooogs!
I hate how we limit our selves to just canine ejaculate.
Like whales cum around 400 gallons per splooge. That's more than most anything in their entire lifetime!
This is one of those facts that seems weird at first, but when you really think about it, it'd be weirder if whales DIDN'T blow a hot tub's worth of a load. A fuckin' whale tossing out a highball glass of spunk would be pathetic.
i take back any side eyes I have thrown to your jokes in the past because this just fucking murdered me
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
my partner just asked why i am laughing and i am going to be a champ and honest and soon very single
I've talked about how my mother got like halfway through a masters degree in horse cum before, right?
if you have i implore you to talk about it again
My mom was a big time horse person, did rodeo and all that when she was younger, and she went to college for animal science. I believe she was intending to become a veterinarian specializing in horses/large animals. Due to circumstances, she got roped into a master's thesis studying the effects of unilateral castration on stallions with regards to virility. That is to say, they were snipping one testicle off of these poor horses, getting them to have sex with a horse shaped mannequin known as the Green Lady, and measuring their sperm counts in comparison to pre-castration.
She was not a fan, and it's at least part of the reason she never finished that degree.
You motherfuckers are still talking about dog cum?!?
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
"okay so, hear me out. we all know, right, we all know that sperm, the sperm of a horse, it comes from the balls."
(murmured nodding and agreement)
"but what if. what IF. okay, what if it doesn't come.............from BOTH, from both of the balls."
(shocked silence. pen falls to the floor and slowly rolls)
"okay so, hear me out. we all know, right, we all know that sperm, the sperm of a horse, it comes from the balls."
(murmured nodding and agreement)
"but what if. what IF. okay, what if it doesn't come.............from BOTH, from both of the balls."
(shocked silence. pen falls to the floor and slowly rolls)
I have to assume that the professor in charge of the project had tenure and also had run out of ideas
"okay so, hear me out. we all know, right, we all know that sperm, the sperm of a horse, it comes from the balls."
(murmured nodding and agreement)
"but what if. what IF. okay, what if it doesn't come.............from BOTH, from both of the balls."
(shocked silence. pen falls to the floor and slowly rolls)
I have to assume that the professor in charge of the project had tenure and also had run out of ideas
The logical endpoint of this experiment would be to see if Three Balls increased output
Also apparently unilateral castration is something that is done by mistake a bunch due to cryptorchidism (a testicle that didn't descend properly), which might have been the impetus for it
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
jizz is such a great word
that double Z makes it sliiide off the tongue
god I'm gross
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
i found a bigfoot documentary the other day that opened with the hosts plugging their podcast and then googling "bigfoot" and i don't think anything else in the doc will beat that
I prefer transdimensional energy being Bigfoot to mundane huge ape Bigfoot because it sidesteps all them smart alecks what ask about wheres all the Bigfoot shits
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This is one of those facts that seems weird at first, but when you really think about it, it'd be weirder if whales DIDN'T blow a hot tub's worth of a load. A fuckin' whale tossing out a highball glass of spunk would be pathetic.
No you're looking at a range from 1-30 depending on the size of the dog. I went with our largest breeds in order to cut down on the carbon footprint of getting a bunch of dogs in one area.
Fift-tee thousand four-hundred and seventy two do-ooogs!
How do you measure
Measure that spooooge
i take back any side eyes I have thrown to your jokes in the past because this just fucking murdered me
My mom was a big time horse person, did rodeo and all that when she was younger, and she went to college for animal science. I believe she was intending to become a veterinarian specializing in horses/large animals. Due to circumstances, she got roped into a master's thesis studying the effects of unilateral castration on stallions with regards to virility. That is to say, they were snipping one testicle off of these poor horses, getting them to have sex with a horse shaped mannequin known as the Green Lady, and measuring their sperm counts in comparison to pre-castration.
She was not a fan, and it's at least part of the reason she never finished that degree.
Please.
We’ve added whale and horse cum to the table.
no now we're talking about whale cum
keep up, bud
You know I don't think I ever asked. It's been a long time since we've talked about it.
By the way, when I say horse shaped I mean that in the loosest possible terms. Think less horse sex doll and more wooden crate doused in pheromones.
(murmured nodding and agreement)
"but what if. what IF. okay, what if it doesn't come.............from BOTH, from both of the balls."
(shocked silence. pen falls to the floor and slowly rolls)
Well I mean
Who wouldn't take a swing at that
I have to assume that the professor in charge of the project had tenure and also had run out of ideas
You lived on a farm though, not a veterinarian's office
The logical endpoint of this experiment would be to see if Three Balls increased output
I have been to a lot of vets with animal cum all over!
We had an honest to god cum bank!
it's full of jizz
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/0093691X86900324
Also apparently unilateral castration is something that is done by mistake a bunch due to cryptorchidism (a testicle that didn't descend properly), which might have been the impetus for it
that double Z makes it sliiide off the tongue
god I'm gross
Nah just really obscure fictional music taste
god, I will never get tired of that.
Ok fair enough vets in areas serving farms probably do a lot more stuff than those catering to suburban housepets
i have regrettably been a first hand witness to a lot of it
Nosewitness?
Odorserver?
Bysniffer?
Odor Observer
Bigfoot