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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i'd like to see you track down a shit you've never seen before in the woods

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    never die
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I prefer transdimensional energy being Bigfoot to mundane huge ape Bigfoot because it sidesteps all them smart alecks what ask about wheres all the Bigfoot shits

    I've seen bigfoots ass prints

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  • Viktor WaltersViktor Walters Registered User regular
    "textbook Sasquatch behavior" will forever be my favorite statement to hear in the middle of the night on AM radio.

    What textbook? Do you mean, the one you wrote??

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I prefer transdimensional energy being Bigfoot to mundane huge ape Bigfoot because it sidesteps all them smart alecks what ask about wheres all the Bigfoot shits

    I've seen bigfoots ass prints

    I've seen Bigfoot make it clap

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I prefer transdimensional energy being Bigfoot to mundane huge ape Bigfoot because it sidesteps all them smart alecks what ask about wheres all the Bigfoot shits

    I've seen bigfoots ass prints

    I've seen Bigfoot make it clap

    you tipped right

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    i'd like to see you track down a shit you've never seen before in the woods

    I bet a professional shit tracker could say when they see a shit theyve never seen and dont think such people dont exist not for a second do you think that

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    "127 new posts? Did a special episode drop?"

    Nope. Just 3 pages of dog jizz.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I reckon if I was a monied person of ease I might wind up takin a trip down into Bigfoot country to walk in the woods and hoot and holler and bang on logs and act like a Bigfoot, I can imagine less fun things to do

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    woods are big

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    There are way more specific cryptids that I'd act like if I was rich

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    woods are big

    bigfoot is also big

    woods = big

    bigfoot = big

    woods = bigfoot?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Has anyone ever seen bigfoot and Paul Bunyan together in the same place at the same time

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    hey everyone how's it goi--

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    hey everyone how's it goi--

    You absolutely do not get to judge this you talked about how baby anthropomorphic vegetables happen

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Can I judge

    None of my horrific ravings have been recorded, as far as I know

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    woods are big

    Look friend you could tie yourself in all sorts of knots tryin to contend with wheres all the bigfoot shit or how could there possibly be a viable breeding population and so on and so forth biology this and science that

    Or

    You could accept that Bigfoot is a transdimensional energy being what does as it pleases

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Bigfoots are angels visiting Earth to make adjustments to stuff out there, in the woods.

    Hobnail
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    So one time I was getting my haircut and talking about puppies and such and possible upcoming litters, and the topic one of our males potentially breeding a dog down in the U.S. arose.

    “So would you need to drive your dog down to see the mom, or would she come up?” asked my hairdresser.

    “Not necessarily,” I replied. “There's the option of artificial insemination, so we’d just need to ship his contribution down in a cooler pack.”

    She started to ask a follow-up question, and I suggested that she probably shouldn’t.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    in those hidden birch glens, where the bark peels, revealing circuitry burnt into the flesh of the wood.

    Where it smells like ozone and sounds like a beehive. Where your vision dims and blurs, and every atom in your body pleads for you to flee.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    ngl I'm mostly judging on the basis that that Garfield dog cum comic is old news and you're all kind of beating off a dead horse here

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I mean thats the whole thing right society is rife with "experts" who have been "educated" who can talk down to you for hours on end about "science", but transdimensional energy angels? Friends by just talking about it like we are now we have become experts on this subject

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    ngl I'm mostly judging on the basis that that Garfield dog cum comic is old news and you're all kind of beating off a dead horse here

    the forum is a flat circle

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I mean thats the whole thing right society is rife with "experts" who have been "educated" who can talk down to you for hours on end about "science", but transdimensional energy angels? Friends by just talking about it like we are now we have become experts on this subject

    do you know about energy vampire angels?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I do now

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    ngl I'm mostly judging on the basis that that Garfield dog cum comic is old news and you're all kind of beating off a dead horse here

    OH AND YOU'RE THE ONE THROWING THE STONE HERE

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I was hoping the sheer preposterousness of that post would go unchallenged

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I love the dog cum comic because Jim Davis had to publicly insist that it was just a like, fertility supplement or something stupid.

    and the entire internet was like "nope, sorry Jim, it's dog cum"

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    The author is dog cum.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Something stupid, not something good and true like dog cum

    Depressperado
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The author is dog cum.

    Personally I don't really subscribe to Little Death of the Author theory but I'm not going to fight you on that

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    You know this all reminds me of a parable I once heard: "you catch more cartoonists with dog cum than with vinegar"

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    You know this all reminds me of a parable I once heard: "you catch more cartoonists with dog cum than with vinegar"

    You know what they say

    Khaleesi cum, Khaleesi go

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    A dog cum in your hand is worth two in the bush

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Yeah, how would you even collect it out of the bush. That just sounds real inconvenient.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I know you’re not supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth but what about-

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    yeah i just wash it out of the bush

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    What is cum anyway

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    What is cum anyway

    a miserable pile of secrets

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    What is cum anyway

    a miserable puddle of semen

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Mmmm no I dont like either of those very much

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