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[Chat] is RUINED FOREVER?! UTTERLY DESTROYED?! Slightly Inconvenient? OWNED?!

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  • AtomikaAtomika She hungers. Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I was reticent to order the crab cake here despite their national renown, mostly because we have crab cakes in Texas and they are decidedly mediocre affairs, pucks of congealed grease and cornbread deep-fried into oblivion

    Today I found out that, no, Texas doesn’t have crab cakes. They have lies.

    The inverse is true, do NOT look for tex mex.


    That seems to be a truism of virtually everywhere outside of Texas and Arizona.

    zepherin
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    im going to leave work early, pick my son up, and take him for some mexican food.

    The perfect test to see if what he wants is a bro toe.

    I don't have courage but I have something else.
    SleepEddyAtomikaKid Presentablezepherin
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    It is known that a bro toe is what happens when you yank your pants up real high and

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    AtomikaKid PresentableHonkDemonStaceyKristmas KthulhuzepherinDynagrip
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    You could become reigning champion here Deebs. He will think you're the greatest if this is it. What he has been asking for for months.

    I don't have courage but I have something else.
    Shazkar ShadowstormEddyDeebaser
  • AtomikaAtomika She hungers. Registered User regular
    The most authentic burritos are made with fresh toes

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    this makes me happy

    poo
    Atomika
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    this makes me happy

    The only thing dropping steeper than that roof is the market value

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    DoodmannKruite
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i wanna bro toe!!!!

    poo
    DeebaserEvil Multifarious
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    JebusUD wrote: »
    You could become reigning champion here Deebs. He will think you're the greatest if this is it. What he has been asking for for months.

    To kids, months is the proportionate equivalent of adult years..

    Deebaby has been waiting for this relatively as long as I've been waiting to rekindle my romantic life

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    Shazkar ShadowstormJebusUDKid PresentableDeebaserAtomika
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
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  • SleepSleep Registered User regular

    It shouldn't cost more than 400,000 and that's being generous to the seller. The pool and hot tub almost devalue the property because the upkeep on those is fuckin expensive. If I'm doing the math for my monthly payment I'm just gonna add a few hundred to it for general pool upkeep for the lifetime of the house.

    DoodmannFeralElldren
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    5. Hour. Meeting.

    That started at 8 am, and was scheduled for ~3 hours.

    EddyShazkar ShadowstormDoodmannMrMisterDynagrip
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    What grudge does Elki hold against the noble cummerbunds anyway?

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I want a house

    SleepEddyDoodmannSniperGuyDeebaserKristmas KthulhuVishNub
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I dunno those eyes wide shut parties get expensive

    EddyDynagrip
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I was always told you should price a place on the land, w/ utility hook-ups. The value of the construction on a property is subjective, deflationary, and probably overvalued/underbuilt.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    GrpAhic DeiGn is My PAssIon
    SleepElldrenAtomika
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    You could become reigning champion here Deebs. He will think you're the greatest if this is it. What he has been asking for for months.

    To kids, months is the proportionate equivalent of adult years..

    Deebaby has been waiting for this relatively as long as I've been waiting to find happiness

    Dude. He's not Deebabby anymore. He's 4. Just had a growth spurt. The kid is huge.

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    This is my drooly baby princess

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    HonkDoodmannShazkar ShadowstormSleepEddyElldrenSir LandsharkMazzyxHefflingAtomikaKristmas KthulhubloodyroarxxVishNubBlameless ClericMrMisterInfamyDeferredRedTidethatassemblyguydurandal4532Dynagrip
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Hell is definitely an infinitely long meeting where everyone is having minor unimportant misunderstandings that a single person could handle on their own in a few minutes, but attempting to interject or clarify only prolongs the misunderstanding or injects new misunderstandings.

    SleepEddyAtomikaDuke 2.0MrMisterInfamyDeferreddurandal4532
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
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    oh hey that's basically right where we were this past weekend. stayed the night at a families place in north barrington. their oldest and #1 went to school together.

    Sir Landshark on
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Deebaser wrote: »
    im going to leave work early, pick my son up, and take him for some mexican food.

    incoming:
    #2 had a meltdown yesterday and screamed at porp for "planning too many fun activities in one weekend"

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    Deebaser
  • AtomikaAtomika She hungers. Registered User regular
    Ranch dressing is mostly yogurt anyway, so, sure

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    The kid is huge.

    I've seen bigger

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    nexuscrawlerKristmas Kthulhu
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
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    Speaking of...

    I'm going to see Eric Andre tonight.

    I honestly don't entirely know what that entails!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
    Eddy
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    5. Hour. Meeting.

    That started at 8 am, and was scheduled for ~3 hours.

    Be that guy winky

    Ask one more question

    DoodmannEddyjakobaggerMrMisterDynagrip
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Brewsters Millions presents a problem that was solved in Office Space.
    What would you do if you had 30,000,000?

    A: 60 chicks at the same time.

    "Now Deebs, surely $500,000 is not fair value for group sex work", you state foolishly. You aren't considering the cost of venue, catering, and clean up. These things eat up more of your millionaire orgy budget than you'd imagine.

    This is a fallacy. He didn't mean that, in order to get two chicks at the same time you'd have to pay them $500k apiece. Just that, two chicks would be likely to do a guy who had a million bucks. Even if we're talking high-end escort money, that's like $10k per night. So 60 chicks would only set you back about $600k.

    But then you have to pay them $130k in hush money when you accidentally run for president and end up ruining your life.

    If a movement doesn't have someone that can sit down opposite those in a position of power and strike a deal, how can that movement achieve success?
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead

    Eddy
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Tav wrote: »
    i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead

    We do love the garlic butter

    Garlic mayo may just be called aioli so you may have to ask for that specifically

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    Sleep
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I ate an engineer
  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead

    Why would you need mayo near pizza?

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    5. Hour. Meeting.

    That started at 8 am, and was scheduled for ~3 hours.

    Be that guy winky

    Ask one more question

    "I have a minor issue with our process that I can only justify through my personal preferences, can we go back through everything we've already gone through and redo it in this way instead?"

    Doodmann
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    mayo... and pizza...?

    poo
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Milski, as if we weren't already talking about the semen explosion. As if

    wanderingHonkEddy
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead

    We do love the garlic butter

    Garlic mayo may just be called aioli so you may have to ask for that specifically

    i mean they'll just laugh at him
    you're choices of pizza dips is as follows in MERICA Tav
    Garlic Butter
    Buffalo
    Ranch
    Hot Sauce
    Imitation Jalapeno Cheddar
    Maybe Bleu Cheese if you're at a fancy place

    Bless your heart.
    JebusUDoverride367
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead

    Why would you need mayo near pizza?

    @syndalis

    Evil MultifariousEddyKamirosyndalis
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Garlic mayo instead of garlic butter...

    I don't have courage but I have something else.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Brewsters Millions presents a problem that was solved in Office Space.
    What would you do if you had 30,000,000?

    A: 60 chicks at the same time.

    "Now Deebs, surely $500,000 is not fair value for group sex work", you state foolishly. You aren't considering the cost of venue, catering, and clean up. These things eat up more of your millionaire orgy budget than you'd imagine.

    This is a fallacy. He didn't mean that, in order to get two chicks at the same time you'd have to pay them $500k apiece. Just that, two chicks would be likely to do a guy who had a million bucks. Even if we're talking high-end escort money, that's like $10k per night. So 60 chicks would only set you back about $600k.

    But then you have to pay them $130k in hush money when you accidentally run for president and end up ruining your life.

    booooooooooooo

    ronya
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