I was reticent to order the crab cake here despite their national renown, mostly because we have crab cakes in Texas and they are decidedly mediocre affairs, pucks of congealed grease and cornbread deep-fried into oblivion
Today I found out that, no, Texas doesn’t have crab cakes. They have lies.
The inverse is true, do NOT look for tex mex.
That seems to be a truism of virtually everywhere outside of Texas and Arizona.
It shouldn't cost more than 400,000 and that's being generous to the seller. The pool and hot tub almost devalue the property because the upkeep on those is fuckin expensive. If I'm doing the math for my monthly payment I'm just gonna add a few hundred to it for general pool upkeep for the lifetime of the house.
I was always told you should price a place on the land, w/ utility hook-ups. The value of the construction on a property is subjective, deflationary, and probably overvalued/underbuilt.
Hell is definitely an infinitely long meeting where everyone is having minor unimportant misunderstandings that a single person could handle on their own in a few minutes, but attempting to interject or clarify only prolongs the misunderstanding or injects new misunderstandings.
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oh hey that's basically right where we were this past weekend. stayed the night at a families place in north barrington. their oldest and #1 went to school together.
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Brewsters Millions presents a problem that was solved in Office Space.
What would you do if you had 30,000,000?
A: 60 chicks at the same time.
"Now Deebs, surely $500,000 is not fair value for group sex work", you state foolishly. You aren't considering the cost of venue, catering, and clean up. These things eat up more of your millionaire orgy budget than you'd imagine.
This is a fallacy. He didn't mean that, in order to get two chicks at the same time you'd have to pay them $500k apiece. Just that, two chicks would be likely to do a guy who had a million bucks. Even if we're talking high-end escort money, that's like $10k per night. So 60 chicks would only set you back about $600k.
But then you have to pay them $130k in hush money when you accidentally run for president and end up ruining your life.
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i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead
i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead
We do love the garlic butter
Garlic mayo may just be called aioli so you may have to ask for that specifically
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"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead
That started at 8 am, and was scheduled for ~3 hours.
Be that guy winky
Ask one more question
"I have a minor issue with our process that I can only justify through my personal preferences, can we go back through everything we've already gone through and redo it in this way instead?"
i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead
We do love the garlic butter
Garlic mayo may just be called aioli so you may have to ask for that specifically
i mean they'll just laugh at him
you're choices of pizza dips is as follows in MERICA Tav
Garlic Butter
Buffalo
Ranch
Hot Sauce
Imitation Jalapeno Cheddar
Maybe Bleu Cheese if you're at a fancy place
Bless your heart.
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i think the thing i like the least about america is that no pizza place i've been to does garlic mayo, instead providing a weird melted garlic butter instead
Brewsters Millions presents a problem that was solved in Office Space.
What would you do if you had 30,000,000?
A: 60 chicks at the same time.
"Now Deebs, surely $500,000 is not fair value for group sex work", you state foolishly. You aren't considering the cost of venue, catering, and clean up. These things eat up more of your millionaire orgy budget than you'd imagine.
This is a fallacy. He didn't mean that, in order to get two chicks at the same time you'd have to pay them $500k apiece. Just that, two chicks would be likely to do a guy who had a million bucks. Even if we're talking high-end escort money, that's like $10k per night. So 60 chicks would only set you back about $600k.
But then you have to pay them $130k in hush money when you accidentally run for president and end up ruining your life.
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That seems to be a truism of virtually everywhere outside of Texas and Arizona.
The perfect test to see if what he wants is a bro toe.
but they're listening to every word I say
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
but they're listening to every word I say
The only thing dropping steeper than that roof is the market value
To kids, months is the proportionate equivalent of adult years..
Deebaby has been waiting for this relatively as long as I've been waiting to rekindle my romantic life
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
It shouldn't cost more than 400,000 and that's being generous to the seller. The pool and hot tub almost devalue the property because the upkeep on those is fuckin expensive. If I'm doing the math for my monthly payment I'm just gonna add a few hundred to it for general pool upkeep for the lifetime of the house.
That started at 8 am, and was scheduled for ~3 hours.
Dude. He's not Deebabby anymore. He's 4. Just had a growth spurt. The kid is huge.
This is my drooly baby princess
oh hey that's basically right where we were this past weekend. stayed the night at a families place in north barrington. their oldest and #1 went to school together.
incoming:
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I've seen bigger
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Speaking of...
I'm going to see Eric Andre tonight.
I honestly don't entirely know what that entails!
Be that guy winky
Ask one more question
But then you have to pay them $130k in hush money when you accidentally run for president and end up ruining your life.
We do love the garlic butter
Garlic mayo may just be called aioli so you may have to ask for that specifically
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Why would you need mayo near pizza?
"I have a minor issue with our process that I can only justify through my personal preferences, can we go back through everything we've already gone through and redo it in this way instead?"
i mean they'll just laugh at him
you're choices of pizza dips is as follows in MERICA Tav
Garlic Butter
Buffalo
Ranch
Hot Sauce
Imitation Jalapeno Cheddar
Maybe Bleu Cheese if you're at a fancy place
@syndalis
but they're listening to every word I say
booooooooooooo