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The Far Side is coming back?

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Less awesome, but aren't guinea pigs also the ones that will eat their own babies if stressed?

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I got a convo cat who always responds when you talk to him, especially about food

    a cat that just meows the most pathetic meows until you smother him with affection. Like, you gotta literally snuggle with him until he gets mad at you, or you'll never have a moment's peace.

    and a cat who didn't really continue his voice work after he grew up so now he just makes little beeps and meeps

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Lots of animals will eat their own young in certain situations.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I once watched a platy (live bearing fish, not the forumer) giving birth and she popped a baby out and looked at it quizzically and ate it.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Guinea Pigs are food in some places

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I have asked my children if I can eat them

    The answer's always "No, you can't eat a person!", damn smart kids

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    mother hamsters will eat their young when stressed but they'll also do it if left with them for too long, which is why they have a reputation for it

    you gotta separate them as soon as they're old enough to take care of themselves, which is pretty quick

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    I once watched a platy (live bearing fish, not the forumer) giving birth and she popped a baby out and looked at it quizzically and ate it.

    I remember having to put my guppies in a special birth tank with a grid bottom that the babies could slip through while the adults couldn't so the adults couldn't eat them.
    But it's been said, lots of species will eat their young given certain conditions.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I have asked my children if I can eat them

    The answer's always "No, you can't eat a person!", damn smart kids

    Random question, but are octopus known to eat their young?

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I have asked my children if I can eat them

    The answer's always "No, you can't eat a person!", damn smart kids

    Random question, but are octopus known to eat their young?

    I know you're doing the bit, but no. Octomoms are good moms who basically starve themselves to death keeping predators and dirt away from their nests.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Tangentially related, but when I was a kid I won a goldfish at the local fair. Normally I'd have given it back since by that point I'd learned from losing two to the cats, but my neighbor had a small koi pond and I happened to know that goldfish were pretty similar to koi.

    So, I brought the goldfish over to my neighbor's pond and set it free. All seemed well as it swam around. I wondered how big it would eventually get here among the koi.

    Then one of the koi sucked up the goldfish.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It has been demonstrated that European hamsters eat their young after exposure to certain pesticides which affect the hamster's nervous system

    It's probably otherwise rare in non-captive populations

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    ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
    One of my all-time favorites, even more so how prophetic it was considering where the gaming and e-sports industry is today.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I have asked my children if I can eat them

    The answer's always "No, you can't eat a person!", damn smart kids

    you need to sit them down and learn them about the times where it is okay to do cannibalism

    maybe via the smash hit film "alive!"

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    NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
    One of my all-time favorites, even more so how prophetic it was considering where the gaming and e-sports industry is today.

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    Surprisingly prophetic yes.
    Like, insanely so.

    Nyysjan on
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    EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Cat ontology is probably not very systematic.

    Cat deontology is even more of a mess

    Thanks a lot, Immeownuel Kat!

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Man, I missed the prime for esports.

    I made like, roughly $8000 in competitive gaming. None of it was solo stuff, it was all my cut of team competitions. But that was when I was in college: 2004-2008. And the bulk of it was across 18-24 months. It was nice extra money, but there wasn't really a way to live on that. Then I graduated and got a job in the mountains and had really shitty internet and less time and just didn't have the time anymore. And now I'm too old and still don't have the time, and the space is much much more crowded now.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I just made about $1500 or so, about 300ish was from team stuff (2v2s) the rest from solo stuff.

    But like, most people making money off the vidya games in today's market are not doing it because they are necessarily good at the video games.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    I just made about $1500 or so, about 300ish was from team stuff (2v2s) the rest from solo stuff.

    But like, most people making money off the vidya games in today's market are not doing it because they are necessarily good at the video games.
    Oh god so true.
    The people who i watch play on youtube i watch because the fail in such entertaining ways.
    Sure it can be fun to see people be really good at videogames, but that gets boring fast.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    I just made about $1500 or so, about 300ish was from team stuff (2v2s) the rest from solo stuff.

    But like, most people making money off the vidya games in today's market are not doing it because they are necessarily good at the video games.
    Oh god so true.
    The people who i watch play on youtube i watch because the fail in such entertaining ways.
    Sure it can be fun to see people be really good at videogames, but that gets boring fast.

    It's essentially improv or a podcast with the game as a setting to provide them with ideas to riff off of.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    I just made about $1500 or so, about 300ish was from team stuff (2v2s) the rest from solo stuff.

    But like, most people making money off the vidya games in today's market are not doing it because they are necessarily good at the video games.
    Oh god so true.
    The people who i watch play on youtube i watch because the fail in such entertaining ways.
    Sure it can be fun to see people be really good at videogames, but that gets boring fast.

    It's essentially improv or a podcast with the game as a setting to provide them with ideas to riff off of.

    But it's also a huge massive time commitment. And like, I just don't want to sit there for 6-14 hours to be actively engaged with people.

    I have a twitch channel that every now and again I get on and just play. It's named and described in such a way that people know it's just for watching games being played. I figure there's a small market for that, because there are some games I can't or won't play, but would be intrigued to see all of (Subnautica) but all the personalities are overwhelming the game, and I just want the game.

    I just don't have the time necessary to really market it and turn it into something. It woulda been easier when I was good AND had the time.

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    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Saw almost a hundred new posts, thought, "Oh man! They must have released some news!!!!"

    Nope! Just cat stuff.

    So to come back to this ...
    If cats think humans are cats does that mean they think all other species are cats as well? The world is just 100% cats to them? And if not then why are humans the special ones. I am sceptical of this theory about cat logic.

    ... to be fair to the presented cat logic, we anthropomorphize the hell out of, like, literally everything, so ...

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    Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
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    Funny story: This comic got Larson an indignant letter from the Jane Goodall Institute, who did that without Goodall's knowledge. She actually found the comic fairly amusing when she found out about it. Now you can buy t-shirts with the cartoon at the Smithsonian. All proceeds from the sales go to the Jane Goodall Institute.

    Dang it this was gonna be my Far Side story. Though if I may brag... I heard it told by Jane Goodall herself.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    didn't she ask for a signed copy once she saw it?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Cat chat thread, @Janson and I just spent the past 5 minutes meowing at our cat Sugar

    She looked increasingly displeased

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    one time when I was about 11 or 12 a neighbor asked me to watch their guinea pigs while they were out of town and one of them died overnight and I was so scared they'd be mad at me but when they got home they said that it was a pretty old guinea pig and it wasn't my fault

    When my dad was a kid his class at school had some russian hamsters and he took them home over the school holiday and put them in with his own, non-Russian hamster, not realising that other kinds of hamster are not social, and his hamster ate the school hamsters.

    Metal

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I have asked my children if I can eat them

    The answer's always "No, you can't eat a person!", damn smart kids

    Random question, but are octopus known to eat their young?

    I will cop to missing the “normal human father” jokes.

    I was not yet tired of them.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cat chat thread, @Janson and I just spent the past 5 minutes meowing at our cat Sugar

    She looked increasingly displeased
    You said the cussess :bigfrown:

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    ChiselphaneChiselphane Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I have asked my children if I can eat them

    The answer's always "No, you can't eat a person!", damn smart kids

    My go-to comeback for "What's for dinner" is 'long pig' and I am fervently awaiting the day we get a note home from school about it. But alas it is yet to be

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cat chat thread, @Janson and I just spent the past 5 minutes meowing at our cat Sugar

    She looked increasingly displeased
    You said the cussess :bigfrown:

    She’s old, she’s heard cat cusses before!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    You cussin' with me?

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cat chat thread, @Janson and I just spent the past 5 minutes meowing at our cat Sugar

    She looked increasingly displeased
    You said the cussess :bigfrown:

    She’s old, she’s heard cat cusses before!

    Yeah but not from a furless

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    Yeah seeing humans as caregivers, because humans give care, =/= thinking humans are cats
    Close interspecies socialization is the exception, not the norm. So in a cat's mindscape, we're part of the 'in' group and thus must be cats, because we are part of their 'us' group.
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    Haven't seen that one

    Sounds like somebody needs a good tutoring...

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Every page in this thread going forward needs at least one actual comic. This one really informs my parenting.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cat chat thread, @Janson and I just spent the past 5 minutes meowing at our cat Sugar

    She looked increasingly displeased
    You said the cussess :bigfrown:

    She’s old, she’s heard cat cusses before!

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cat chat thread, @Janson and I just spent the past 5 minutes meowing at our cat Sugar

    She looked increasingly displeased

    I want it to be known that we were perfectly sober, too.

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cat chat thread, @Janson and I just spent the past 5 minutes meowing at our cat Sugar

    She looked increasingly displeased

    I want it to be known that we were perfectly sober, too.

    I don't care about your tone, I want to know if you were inebriated.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    when I lock eyes with my cats I blink very slowly at them because I read somewhere that for cats, that signifies trust. Like, "I know you're right there, but I am leaving myself defenseless so you know I know you're my homie."

    I don't know if it's true, it's just a thing I do.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I have read in many places that if your cat does a slow blink at you it's a sign of trust and affection but fuck knows how true that is, animal psychology's a weird ass fuckin' field.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    after I learned about dog laughing I sometimes do it if we have a doggo around who is looking anxious or stressed. It definitely does seem to chill them out a bit.

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