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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    There is that actual cannibal song about Shia.

    But yeah, he seems like kinda a jerk.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I have very important Nicolas Cage news:

    Nicolas Cage is gonna be in a movie about a truffle hunter whose truffle sniffin pig is kidnapped so he has to go to Portland to find his pig and I guess its basically gonna be John Wick but with a pig.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I have very important Nicolas Cage news:

    Nicolas Cage is gonna be in a movie about a truffle hunter whose truffle sniffin pig is kidnapped so he has to go to Portland to find his pig and I guess its basically gonna be John Wick but with a pig.

    i get everything i want

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I have very important Nicolas Cage news:

    Nicolas Cage is gonna be in a movie about a truffle hunter whose truffle sniffin pig is kidnapped so he has to go to Portland to find his pig and I guess its basically gonna be John Wick but with a pig.

    i get everything i want

    you hate the new john wick!!!

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I have very important Nicolas Cage news:

    Nicolas Cage is gonna be in a movie about a truffle hunter whose truffle sniffin pig is kidnapped so he has to go to Portland to find his pig and I guess its basically gonna be John Wick but with a pig.

    i get everything i want

    you hate the new john wick!!!

    yeah so i'll get a better version of it with nic cage

    and a pig

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I have very important Nicolas Cage news:

    Nicolas Cage is gonna be in a movie about a truffle hunter whose truffle sniffin pig is kidnapped so he has to go to Portland to find his pig and I guess its basically gonna be John Wick but with a pig.

    i get everything i want

    you hate the new john wick!!!

    Yeah so he decided to make a better one

  • Corporal CarlCorporal Carl Registered User regular
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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I can't imagine a more delightful pitch than "Nicolas Cage does John Wick, but to rescue a pig"

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Where the fuck is my Brendan Fraser does John Wick, but to rescue a goat

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    sorry but they are still making movies just for me, gus

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    John Wick but it's Danny Devito and he doesn't want to rescue anyone he just did a bunch of PCP

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    They should do a shot for shot remake of the big lebowski with the same cast

    Im sorry but the original cast is dead

    They should still do it.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I have very important Nicolas Cage news:

    Nicolas Cage is gonna be in a movie about a truffle hunter whose truffle sniffin pig is kidnapped so he has to go to Portland to find his pig and I guess its basically gonna be John Wick but with a pig.

    i get everything i want

    Rorshach's monkey's paw curls all the fingers at once.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I can't wait to learn all about the byzantine secret society of truffle hunters

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    yeah see you hear "John Wick with Nic Cage and Pig," I hear "Adaptation but with truffles."

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    John Wick but it's Danny Devito and he doesn't want to rescue anyone he just did a bunch of PCP

    at least wait until i am dead before pitching my biopic

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    James Cromwell should be the evil pig stealing crime lord.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I can't wait to learn all about the byzantine secret society of truffle hunters

    you're a bad person

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I can't wait to learn all about the byzantine secret society of truffle hunters

    I'm blowing this conspiracy wide open.

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    PM me for my real email. Everything listed in my info here is fake.

    edit: no cops

    Xaquin on
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    yeah see you hear "John Wick with Nic Cage and Pig," I hear "Adaptation but with truffles."

    God I HOPE this movie is as weird as Adaptation.

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Really enjoyed Ad Astra, in no small part I think due to seeing it in a screen with only a single other person present. Special shout out to the soundtrack which was pretty much spot on. Star of the show is that opening sequence though, absolutely fantastic.
    As for the film being a melancholy look at not having to live up to your Fathers' expectations with a slice of something resembling a dementia analogue it was surprisingly uplifting at the end. I do get the complaints about other characters not really having much to do but the almost claustrophobic focus on Pitt worked for me in spades.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Between Two Ferns is kind of a nothing movie, but it certainly has its moments

    it kind of illustrates how one-note that entire series was when you show a bunch of them in a row, he says something rude, they say he's fat, he says another rude thing

    I think the biggest bummer is Scott Aukerman's directing is the worst part, it's shot in an obnoxious handheld style that really adds nothing

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    it does have one perfect joke tho

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Shia Lebouf is super into PUA stuff

    Hey do you have some context for this? Because man, that really sucks if it’s true, but I can’t seem to find anything on it?

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    based on that recent autobiographical movie he made where he plays his dad it seems like shia lebouf had a pretty fucked up childhood and its kind of a miracle he isnt worse. Altho im not super up to date on all the shit hes done

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Shia Lebouf is super into PUA stuff

    Hey do you have some context for this? Because man, that really sucks if it’s true, but I can’t seem to find anything on it?

    It was a few lines in a long form interview where he talked about his enthusiasm for it and that he had memorized several "approaches". It was a few years ago, I can't remember the publication I'm afraid. Maybe he's grown out of it!

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I hope he's moved away from being a Pick Up Artist and has become a Pretty Upstanding Artist.

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    i dont think pick up artists are even pick up artists any more. it kind of mutated into full blown mras or more overtly anti-women stuff or people grew out of it. All the major players have either disavowed the whole thing or morphed into their final MRA forms and sworn off women as pure evil, becoming altright anti-feminist nazis of one slice or another

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    yeah see you hear "John Wick with Nic Cage and Pig," I hear "Adaptation but with truffles."

    But they use dogs to look for truffles. Pigs tend to eat them

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    not if they're trained properly

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    i am super interested to learn that it's possible to get a counterintuitive "actually, it's good" take out of the hellboy movie. definitely going on my list

    Crimson King on
  • SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    Ugh Chris Pratt posted a poem to his Instagram which is basically "both sides of the political spectrum are as bad as each other" thing.

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    i am super interested to learn that it's possible to get a counterintuitive "actually, it's good" take out of the hellboy movie. definitely going on my list

    there are levels as to why Rorshach Kringle might find a truffle pig entirely relatable

    pooka on
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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    it is weird to me that a superstar superrich actor would feel the need to study pickup techniques

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    SharpyVII wrote: »
    Ugh Chris Pratt posted a poem to his Instagram which is basically "both sides of the political spectrum are as bad as each other" thing.
    Imagine talking about being calm and centrist when you wear a Gadsden flag shirt

    Happiness is within reach!
  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/vTfJp2Ts9X8
    I’m definitely not watching this trailer cause I’m just gonna see the movie, but you can!

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    SharpyVII wrote: »
    Ugh Chris Pratt posted a poem to his Instagram which is basically "both sides of the political spectrum are as bad as each other" thing.

    This made me morbidly curious.

    1. When I search for Chris P on IG, it suggests Pontius before Pratt.

    2. That poem is awful. In every way a poem might be awful.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Uncut Gems is gonna rule so hard.

  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/vTfJp2Ts9X8
    I’m definitely not watching this trailer cause I’m just gonna see the movie, but you can!

    Adam Sandler is Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro are Howard Rattner?

  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JLUn2DFW4w

    Does this go here or the TV thread?

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