Noita is absolute chaos and I love it. Really reminds me of the early days of Terraria, when nothing was solved and digging deeper was full of genuine mystery.
My best two Noita runs were as follows:
One, immediately after starting--literally five feet into the first biome--I fired a shot at something, missed, and heard a massive BOOM. Turns out I had blown something up next to, I presume, a shitton of other explosives, as well as a room full to the brim with potions on shelves. Immediately a tidal wave of Polymorphine, Teleportium, and Berserk Juice rolls out, spilling all over me and filtering down all through the level. I became a giant tunneling worm, constantly teleporting beyond my control, with no ability to move of my own accord. When it all wore off, I had to climb back up into the level, and found pandemonium. Every critter was constantly teleporting randomly, killing each other, and turning into horrors from the deep. Or just into sheep.
In the other, I made the mistake/genius maneuver of picking up Teleportitis as an end-of-level perk. So, every time I take damage, I teleport somewhere random in the biome. This led to me accidentally teleporting to the next exit in one hit. After a couple more bewildering trips straight to the exit, I could no longer really hurt anything or afford to buy new spells/wands, so I just kept trying to not die long enough to get to the exit. I saw things. Brief flashes of monstrous devils, while I flickered in and out of existence. Ghosts. Strange mechanical-biological hybrids. The biggest fucking wasp I have ever seen.
Eventually, I got to the last boss. I began the fight, and it hit me, teleporting me to an underground waterway off to the side. It opened up on the left side, presumably back to the boss arena, but where I was at there was about a character height between the water and a flat ceiling. Now, I had also picked up a perk that froze all the liquids near me, so I'm standing in a narrow tunnel, basically. The boss creeps down to finish me off, but because of the angle, it just couldn't get low enough to hit me.
A Legionary's Life is a weird game for weirdos where combat is a sloggish back and forth that often ends with one brutal fuck up and the other half of the game is repeatedly training or chilling at camp because military life is dull.
But also I named this character as a joke while playing with my girlfriend and now the dumbest man in Rome has both survived his first campaign and being given a command of his own:
So MegaSphere released another update yesterday. I actually haven't played since several updates ago, so there's a lot that's new or different to me. Here's a couple trailers from the two latest updates (one almost exactly a year ago, one from yesterday), and goddamn is this game pretty
I made my partner take video of this interaction in Untitled Goose Game because it looked so goofy, but it also kinda encapsulates this game for me. (Fourth area)
Johnny ChopsockyScootaloo! We have to cook!Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered Userregular
So ABC's early morning show had a small bit about the "game about a goose that's taking over the internet" this morning, which usually leads to some coverage soon after on Good Morning America. Wonder how House House must feel about their game taking off like this.
So ABC's early morning show had a small bit about the "game about a goose that's taking over the internet" this morning, which usually leads to some coverage soon after on Good Morning America. Wonder how House House must feel about their game taking off like this.
I just watched the quick look and Later Alligator seems extremely good
+9
LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
I kinda bought and beat Later, Alligator yesterday after watching that quick look. Aside from a couple of characters who are a bummer it’s pretty wholesome and funny. The ending is real cute.
oh what the fuck, I just finished Assemble With Care, which was a sentimental and cute thing that also really made a point about the value of good work
"We have other employees who are members of trade unions" is an unbelievably weasel-y way to avoid the issue of people trying to organize at your company specifically. I don't know the full situation, but that is a crappo statement.
"We have other employees who are members of trade unions" is an unbelievably weasel-y way to avoid the issue of people trying to organize at your company specifically. I don't know the full situation, but that is a crappo statement.
It's the equivalent of "i have black/gay/female friends!"
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My best two Noita runs were as follows:
Eventually, I got to the last boss. I began the fight, and it hit me, teleporting me to an underground waterway off to the side. It opened up on the left side, presumably back to the boss arena, but where I was at there was about a character height between the water and a flat ceiling. Now, I had also picked up a perk that froze all the liquids near me, so I'm standing in a narrow tunnel, basically. The boss creeps down to finish me off, but because of the angle, it just couldn't get low enough to hit me.
So I beat the game. On accident.
10/10 game.
But also I named this character as a joke while playing with my girlfriend and now the dumbest man in Rome has both survived his first campaign and being given a command of his own:
Steam ID XBL: JohnnyChopsocky PSN:Stud_Beefpile WiiU:JohnnyChopsocky
honk
Pathologic 2 kicks ass
I just got the Heavenly Train achievement
http://www.audioentropy.com/
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"I make a fight between yourself and your memory."
ahahahha that is the best short story about a horrible goose
does it have a rude goose though
a car?
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
oh what the fuck, I just finished Assemble With Care, which was a sentimental and cute thing that also really made a point about the value of good work
fucking hypocrites
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sure, Jan
It's the equivalent of "i have black/gay/female friends!"
I've been super hyped for this game for years and kind of thought it was never coming out. Hell yeah!
This is gonna be on Xbox and PC Game Pass at launch and I'm frigging excited
oh man
give me a ps5 shaped like a stupid conference call speaker with the disc exposed for some reason
please make all of these real at the same time
it levitates, btw
http://www.audioentropy.com/
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PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
If you squint and turn your head very carefully it’s makes sense!!
They wont but man, I'd laugh so hard.
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behold, the future of gaming
sup kojima~san