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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    In this story, these robots have big swinging dicks

    That's all it's about

    Now when you say a swinging dick, is that like, a double action hinge affair? Or are we talking a well lubricated ball-and-socket structure?

    Well they come in all shapes and sizes and configurations

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    no the socket is the butthole

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    flexible ballistic gel sheathing around a heavily articulated powered skeleton capable of a wide range of movement

    Oh you mean like Glob Herman?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Straightzi wrote: »
    flexible ballistic gel sheathing around a heavily articulated powered skeleton capable of a wide range of movement

    Oh you mean like Glob Herman?

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    yeah but more like the terminator inside and also designed by bad dragon

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I'd have lost that bet. I didn't figure anyone in history ever meant "like Glob Herman."

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    "You see, unlike in Blade Runner, the robots in my story are meant to be empathized with."

    For those that don’t know, this is a thing Cage actually said

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    whyy david cage is piss

    #frencho

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    "You see, unlike in Blade Runner, the robots in my story are meant to be empathized with."

    For those that don’t know, this is a thing Cage actually said

    christ, what an asshole

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    "You see, unlike in Blade Runner, the robots in my story are meant to be empathized with."

    "You want to talk about homophobia? I work with Ellen Page, who fights for LGBT rights. You want to talk about racism? I work with Jesse Williams, who fights for civil rights in the USA... Judge me by my work."

    Couscous on
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    GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "You see, unlike in Blade Runner, the robots in my story are meant to be empathized with."

    "You want to talk about homophobia? I work with Ellen Page, who fights for LGBT rights. You want to talk about racism? I work with Jesse Williams, who fights for civil rights in the USA... Judge me by my work."

    An incredible example of playing oneself

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "You see, unlike in Blade Runner, the robots in my story are meant to be empathized with."

    "You want to talk about homophobia? I work with Ellen Page, who fights for LGBT rights. You want to talk about racism? I work with Jesse Williams, who fights for civil rights in the USA... Judge me by my work."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exz1phJdWDk

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    whyy david cage is piss

    #frencho

    Hey now!

    Elaro on
    Children's rights are human rights.
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "You see, unlike in Blade Runner, the robots in my story are meant to be empathized with."

    "You want to talk about homophobia? I work with Ellen Page, who fights for LGBT rights. You want to talk about racism? I work with Jesse Williams, who fights for civil rights in the USA... Judge me by my work."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exz1phJdWDk

    I feel obligated to point out that the "groovy disco sample" music playing at the start of the video is the black guy's theme music.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    And it's like the same exact racist ass caricature from fucking Omikron!

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Its impossible to know for sure but David Cage may be a vapid hack fraud asshole dipshit with absolutely nothing to say about anything

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    on the one hand, I don't want people to keep giving Cage money because he is a hack

    on the other hand, dunking on Cage games is incredibly fun

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    PSN: Robo_Wizard1
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    David Cage would be much more enjoyable on an Ewe Boll or Tommy Wiseau level production value budget

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I like games what are lightly-interactive TV shows, and hardly anyone makes them, so I will continue to think of the two Cage games I've played thru (Indigo Prophecy and Heavy Rain) in mildly positive terms, while also acknowledging that they are kind-of stupid, occasionally racist, and awkward

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Heavy Rain makes me so mad

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Heavy Rain makes me so mad

    God, that fucking "twist" still makes me grind my teeth.

    In non-teeth grinding news, I've started Return of the Obra Dinn and boy howdy is it ticking my fucking boxes in the absolute best way.

    Johnny Chopsocky on
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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    I wanna try Obra Din but also I'm fuckin dumb

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    I got Detroit for free and that was a pretty good price to pay to have Clancy Brown shoot my Cop-Bot ass like half a dozen times

    Maddoc on
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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I like games what are lightly-interactive TV shows, and hardly anyone makes them, so I will continue to think of the two Cage games I've played thru (Indigo Prophecy and Heavy Rain) in mildly positive terms, while also acknowledging that they are kind-of stupid, occasionally racist, and awkward

    There are SO MANY better story driven games. Even the bad ones. At this point David Cage serves no purpose.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    on the one hand, I don't want people to keep giving Cage money because he is a hack

    on the other hand, dunking on Cage games is incredibly fun

    Never forget, Omikron was so bad it killed SBFP.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    I recently downloaded World of Horror. It's good. And by good I mean "horrible in the way I wanted."

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    on the one hand, I don't want people to keep giving Cage money because he is a hack

    on the other hand, dunking on Cage games is incredibly fun

    Never forget, Omikron was so bad it killed SBFP.

    no, that was the star trek game

    matt actually loved omikron

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Heavy Rain makes me so mad

    God, that fucking "twist" still makes me grind my teeth.

    In non-teeth grinding news, I've started Return of the Obra Dinn and boy howdy is it ticking my fucking boxes in the absolute best way.

    Update: I'm so glad I played Obra Dinn near Halloween. This game's atmosphere is goddamn perfect for this season.

    Johnny Chopsocky on
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    KupiKupi Registered User regular
    My greatest fear regarding my moonshot indie game (being a sprite-based, Genesis-inspired Sonic-like), after the far more realistic possibility that I will simply never actually finish it, is that I'll get all the way to a public release and realize that I've chosen a release date the day after Freedom Planet 2, which is essentially unbeatable in that particular brain-space.

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    It’s was a real weird disconnection for me, seeing how well-received and adored Detroit was (and still regularly is) on my twitter feed.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    It’s was a real weird disconnection for me, seeing how well-received and adored Detroit was (and still regularly is) on my twitter feed.

    I'd guess because most people only played the game through once and/or didn't see and of Cage's nonsense or were aware of his history

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Veldrin wrote: »
    It’s was a real weird disconnection for me, seeing how well-received and adored Detroit was (and still regularly is) on my twitter feed.
    they do make pretty good pizza

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    wandering on
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    The pizza regional variant that always drove me mad was in West Virginia, or at least around the Wheeling area which is where I visited annually growing up.

    They would cook the pizza with no cheese and then throw cold shredded cheese on top after it is out of the oven.

    WHY

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    The pizza regional variant that always drove me mad was in West Virginia, or at least around the Wheeling area which is where I visited annually growing up.

    They would cook the pizza with no cheese and then throw cold shredded cheese on top after it is out of the oven.

    WHY

    Read this and a chill went down my spine

    Something is wrong in West Virginia

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    what the fuck

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    At that point you may as well just eat the pizza raw

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    The pizza regional variant that always drove me mad was in West Virginia, or at least around the Wheeling area which is where I visited annually growing up.

    They would cook the pizza with no cheese and then throw cold shredded cheese on top after it is out of the oven.

    WHY

    Somewhere a crow just cawwed ominously

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    abandon your sinful pizza ways

    and just

    don't eat pizza

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    abandon your sinful pizza ways

    and just

    don't eat pizza

    mods?!

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