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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I don’t believe in the existence of these burgers

    Would you say their existence is

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Laid down for a nap before my trip.

    Had dreams of procrastinating, having trouble packing, my mess being overwhelming, and my bros harassing me but it turned out they just wanted to be like me.

    I think I'm anxious.

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Older american couple beside me who are very charming

    The guy looks like every jovial 50 year old minnesotan who likes fishing you've ever seen

    (he's got a Great Lakes cap on and no fishing gear but I just know this guy likes fishing)

    They're mildly amused by the light rail stop "Florida" like every american is

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Summer needs to end quickly and horribly and we need to transition directly into snow

    I will assume this is how everyone feels and not bother following up with anyone

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Also I decided against impulse buying a new phone right before a trip.

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Also I had a run in with some fun mushrooms this weekend

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i want alcohol

    if it's free

    being miserly is the best liver protection

    this is why I've been drinking at home lately

    the sunk cost means it feels free

    Also calorie free

    Alcohol has calories

    Not if it's already in the house

    This is a revolutionary new method of calorie counting and it excites me greatly.

    Having people over for dinner would technically be exercise!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Do I count my cats as calories in the house as well...

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i want alcohol

    if it's free

    being miserly is the best liver protection

    this is why I've been drinking at home lately

    the sunk cost means it feels free

    Also calorie free

    Alcohol has calories

    Not if it's already in the house

    This is a revolutionary new method of calorie counting and it excites me greatly.

    Having people over for dinner would technically be exercise!

    Like, chasing them around when they realize you're going to eat them?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    And it's a lovely sunny day, of the kind that makes you think autumn is quite alright because the mountainsides in autumn colours look very good in evening light

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i want alcohol

    if it's free

    being miserly is the best liver protection

    this is why I've been drinking at home lately

    the sunk cost means it feels free

    Also calorie free

    Alcohol has calories

    Not if it's already in the house

    This is a revolutionary new method of calorie counting and it excites me greatly.

    Having people over for dinner would technically be exercise!

    Like, chasing them around when they realize you're going to eat them?

    “I’m going to need to weigh you on this food scale before you enter the apartment”

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I don’t believe in the existence of these burgers
    ah but we've already ruled out the unlikely burgers my dear Winky

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Older american couple beside me who are very charming

    The guy looks like every jovial 50 year old minnesotan who likes fishing you've ever seen

    (he's got a Great Lakes cap on and no fishing gear but I just know this guy likes fishing)

    They're mildly amused by the light rail stop "Florida" like every american is

    That does sound mildly amusing

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Okay but Greg is the best character in Steven Universe right?

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Okay but Greg is the best character in Steven Universe right?

    See a rock, fuck a rock

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    The Implausible and Improbable Whoppers didn't sound as cool

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Control, much like Prey, just kind of came out of nowhere and blew me away.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Okay but Greg is the best character in Steven Universe right?
    for the first half of the show i legitimately thought he was an absolute deadbeat father

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Okay but Greg is the best character in Steven Universe right?
    for the first half of the show i legitimately thought he was an absolute deadbeat father

    But he’s the complete opposite of that!

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    The Paracausal Whopper

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Should write up an SCP for the Impossible burger

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Okay but Greg is the best character in Steven Universe right?

    I love peridot too much but yes, Greg is good.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Lol friends I was supposed to hang in park with today are too hungover or broken

    Old people wrecking themselves

    Maybe I don’t feel so bad about skipping the parties I was supposed to go to
    Tho I wasn’t gonna drink much had I gone anyway

    poo
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Okay but Greg is the best character in Steven Universe right?


    No. He seems ...weirdly uninvolved in Steven’s life

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Also I decided against impulse buying a new phone right before a trip.

    Every trip could use a burner phone. Make sure nobody compromises it on the trip, you can’t lose such an important gadget, and you are free from people bothering you. Not to mention the cool factor of a burner phone.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    do u mean whoper

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Winky wrote: »
    Should write up an SCP for the Impossible burger

    It's like Looper.

    They're made of you, from the future.

    Once you've eaten all the Impossible Whoppers they can make out of you, they send you back...

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Did somebody say Pythagoreanism.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1E7I7_r3Cw

    e: the floating objects in the thumbnail are beans, of course, which I assume clears everything up.

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    have i told you about Malifaux
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Okay but Greg is the best character in Steven Universe right?


    No. He seems ...weirdly uninvolved in Steven’s life
    yeah he seemed like very weirdly uninvolved

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Lars is very much the Benji-kun of Steven Universe

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikGvLUbOuU

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Okay but Greg is the best character in Steven Universe right?


    No. He seems ...weirdly uninvolved in Steven’s life
    yeah he seemed like very weirdly uninvolved

    Yeah but this is explained by the fact that the gems didn’t want him too involved because it was dangerous. It’s like a whole thing they deal with.

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    One of the students I've worked with was a big fan of Lars and so I know all about
    him and his pink skin and his death and resurrection.

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    have i told you about Malifaux
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Also the best gem is Peridot and the best human is Connie.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    That's a pretty massive spoiler, Surf...

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Okay but Greg is the best character in Steven Universe right?


    No. He seems ...weirdly uninvolved in Steven’s life
    yeah he seemed like very weirdly uninvolved

    Yeah but this is explained by the fact that the gems didn’t want him too involved because it was dangerous. It’s like a whole thing they deal with.
    Like I said. He was weirdly uninvolved in the first half of the show.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Also, like, Greg is extremely there whenever Steven needs a human dad to be human and dadly.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    also he lives in a van and is a transient

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Are you watching these later episodes for the first time, Winky?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    also he lives in a van and is a transient

    He's not a transient, he owns a car wash!

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Oh god

    I’m pretty sure I just ate 12000 calories for breakfast

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