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Untitled Goose Comic

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edited September 2019 in The Penny Arcade Hub
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  • OctoberRavenOctoberRaven Plays fighting games for the story Skyeline Hotel Apartment 4ARegistered User regular
    Thing is, you don't have to do every objective in UGG, but you're only allowed to skip one, meaning Tycho would still have to do at least one of those things.

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  • ZenigataZenigata Registered User regular
    I am the goose, goo goo g'joob.

  • dennisdennis Executive Peasant Registered User regular
    And we know that Brenna has been playing UGG.

    I fear for their kids.

  • MarcinMNMarcinMN Registered User regular
    To do:
    Steal football
    Initiate launch sequence

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    To do:
    Select the pistol
    Select your horse

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  • sokpupetsokpupet Registered User regular
    You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the goose.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Thing is, you don't have to do every objective in UGG, but you're only allowed to skip one, meaning Tycho would still have to do at least one of those things.

    Well if you bring her a snickers but she has her medication it’s fine

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    This was a very appropriate thread for Dog to have the title hiccup happen.

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  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Thing is, you don't have to do every objective in UGG, but you're only allowed to skip one, meaning Tycho would still have to do at least one of those things.

    Well if you bring her a snickers but she has her medication it’s fine

    ... as long she doesn't relapse into her 6 Snickers a day habit again.

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  • DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    I can't wait to get to that level, good to see an appropriate level of escalation.

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  • ShowsniShowsni Registered User regular
    This feels like a personal attack. My sister Bethany has diabetes and you posted this comic on her birthday... :D

  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    Tycho said this sounds like the kind of stuff Loki tempts mortals into. But given that it's a goose it's probably (1) Loki in the form of a goose (2) Loki's daughter that crawled out of his nostril after he impregnated a donkey while in the form of a tarantula.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    This content is relevant to my interests and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    Does the titular entitled untitled goose take someone’s dog tags and throw them in the water? Honk once for yes, twice to disappoint me greatly.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Honk! to pay respects.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Does the titular entitled untitled goose take someone’s dog tags and throw them in the water? Honk once for yes, twice to disappoint me greatly.

    HONKHONKHONK

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  • DrascinDrascin Registered User regular
    Honestly, most of the stuff the goose does is just mild inconveniences? Like, the absolute worst you do in the main game (I haven't really checked postgme objectives) is either the bit where you lose a kid's glasses, or the bit where you cause an argument between two neighbours. Most of it is stuff like "get dude wet" and "close the garage door on somebody so they have to go through their house". Basically being a huge annoyance without actually doing anything terrible.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Gabe let Tycho borrow his blue Switch?

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  • dennisdennis Executive Peasant Registered User regular
    Drascin wrote: »
    Honestly, most of the stuff the goose does is just mild inconveniences? Like, the absolute worst you do in the main game (I haven't really checked postgme objectives) is either the bit where you lose a kid's glasses, or the bit where you cause an argument between two neighbours. Most of it is stuff like "get dude wet" and "close the garage door on somebody so they have to go through their house". Basically being a huge annoyance without actually doing anything terrible.

    That's not nearly as funny of a comic strip. It's almost like they used their imagination. :D

  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Does the titular entitled untitled goose take someone’s dog tags and throw them in the water? Honk once for yes, twice to disappoint me greatly.

    HONKHONKHONK

    Triple yes! That settles it, GOTY 2019.

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