Untitled Goose Comic

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OctoberRaven

Thing is, you don't have to do every objective in UGG, but you're only allowed to skip one, meaning Tycho would still have to do at least one of those things.

Zenigata

I am the goose, goo goo g'joob.

dennis

And we know that Brenna has been playing UGG.

I fear for their kids.

MarcinMN

To do:
Steal football
Initiate launch sequence

KalTorak

To do:
Select the pistol
Select your horse

sokpupet

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the goose.

Tube

OctoberRaven wrote: »

Thing is, you don't have to do every objective in UGG, but you're only allowed to skip one, meaning Tycho would still have to do at least one of those things.

Well if you bring her a snickers but she has her medication it’s fine

Tofystedeth

This was a very appropriate thread for Dog to have the title hiccup happen.

tastydonuts

Tube wrote: »

OctoberRaven wrote: »

Thing is, you don't have to do every objective in UGG, but you're only allowed to skip one, meaning Tycho would still have to do at least one of those things.

Well if you bring her a snickers but she has her medication it’s fine

... as long she doesn't relapse into her 6 Snickers a day habit again.

Daimar

I can't wait to get to that level, good to see an appropriate level of escalation.

Showsni

This feels like a personal attack. My sister Bethany has diabetes and you posted this comic on her birthday...

RatherDashing89

Tycho said this sounds like the kind of stuff Loki tempts mortals into. But given that it's a goose it's probably (1) Loki in the form of a goose (2) Loki's daughter that crawled out of his nostril after he impregnated a donkey while in the form of a tarantula.

Goose!

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Zoku Gojira

Does the titular entitled untitled goose take someone’s dog tags and throw them in the water? Honk once for yes, twice to disappoint me greatly.

MichaelLC

Honk! to pay respects.

Enlong

Zoku Gojira wrote: »

Does the titular entitled untitled goose take someone’s dog tags and throw them in the water? Honk once for yes, twice to disappoint me greatly.

HONKHONKHONK

Drascin

Honestly, most of the stuff the goose does is just mild inconveniences? Like, the absolute worst you do in the main game (I haven't really checked postgme objectives) is either the bit where you lose a kid's glasses, or the bit where you cause an argument between two neighbours. Most of it is stuff like "get dude wet" and "close the garage door on somebody so they have to go through their house". Basically being a huge annoyance without actually doing anything terrible.

Sorce

Gabe let Tycho borrow his blue Switch?

dennis

Drascin wrote: »

Honestly, most of the stuff the goose does is just mild inconveniences? Like, the absolute worst you do in the main game (I haven't really checked postgme objectives) is either the bit where you lose a kid's glasses, or the bit where you cause an argument between two neighbours. Most of it is stuff like "get dude wet" and "close the garage door on somebody so they have to go through their house". Basically being a huge annoyance without actually doing anything terrible.

That's not nearly as funny of a comic strip. It's almost like they used their imagination.

Zoku Gojira

Enlong wrote: »

Zoku Gojira wrote: »

Does the titular entitled untitled goose take someone’s dog tags and throw them in the water? Honk once for yes, twice to disappoint me greatly.

HONKHONKHONK

Triple yes! That settles it, GOTY 2019.