JOHN mothafucking RAMBO NSFW

bloodyroarxx

Yea ok so Stallone is way past his prime but man this footage is INSANE watch it all the way through.

Click on Rambo and scroll down to see the footage.

Garlic Bread

Stallone never had a prime

he's always sucked

soapofdurden

I was gonna make this thread. Oh well!

Yeah so how about that throat being ripped out?

Trexy

Is this a new movie or something?
Or just random footage?

Green

soapofdurden wrote: »

I was gonna make this thread. Oh well!

Yeah so how about that head being punched off?

FirmSkater

I hear there is a new movie.

They've been showing the old ones on Spike.

They are very "meh"

bloodyroarxx

soapofdurden wrote: »

I was gonna make this thread. Oh well!

Yeah so how about that throat being ripped out?

I was about the point blank .50 cal exploding the driver, or the disembowling.

The Lovely Bastard

Keith wrote: »

Stallone never had a prime

he's always sucked

three words, keith:

Over The Top

Orikaeshigitae

did

did he just punch that guy's head off

bloodyroarxx

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

did

did he just punch that guy's head off

I think it was a machete.

EDIT: Yea its a blade of some kind, you can hear it hit the ground.

Garlic Bread

oh hey he jumped out of an exploding building i mean that's still cool right

Blankspace

Wow, he just disembowled some dude.

I'll see it.

Garlic Bread

i like gore in movies where it's not really expected

like shaun of the dead

and pan's labyrinth

FirmSkater

That guy turned into some kind of pink goop.

Is that even possible?

Orikaeshigitae

BloodyRoarXX wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

did

did he just punch that guy's head off

I think it was a machete.

EDIT: Yea its a blade of some kind, you can hear it hit the ground.

and then he ripped a dude's throat out

and then he disemboweled a guy

the 80s are back

i expect to see a COMMANDO remake within 5 years

The Lovely Bastard

Commando is the raddest movie ever and I will fight to the death anyone who disagrees.

Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?



I lied.

Trexy

I love how movies like this exist.
But grand theft auto is the reason crime ever found its way to the US.

Orikaeshigitae

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

Commando is the raddest movie ever and I will fight to the death anyone who disagrees.

Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?



I lied.

any movie where the hero finds out the heroine's name before the audience does is awesome

Calamity Jane

Oh man that brings back memories of that Norm MacDonald skit.

#pipe

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

BloodyRoarXX wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

did

did he just punch that guy's head off

I think it was a machete.

EDIT: Yea its a blade of some kind, you can hear it hit the ground.

and then he ripped a dude's throat out

and then he disemboweled a guy

the 80s are back

i expect to see a COMMANDO remake within 5 years

I would probably suck a dick for a running man remake.

Nikolai

Oh shit, I am seeing this.

Also in Commando when Arnold and that chick are in that car and they crash into a pole going about 30 mph. haha good times.

Balefuego

This has potential to be one of the funniest movies ever made.

Einhander

Oh I am going to see it.

And Live Free Die Hard.

Old guys kicking ass. But I ask you this: Where is my Magnum P.I. movie?

Also a lot of people think that the First Blood movies glorify war but when you really watch them that's not the case.

Orikaeshigitae

#pipe wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

BloodyRoarXX wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

did

did he just punch that guy's head off

I think it was a machete.

EDIT: Yea its a blade of some kind, you can hear it hit the ground.

and then he ripped a dude's throat out

and then he disemboweled a guy

the 80s are back

i expect to see a COMMANDO remake within 5 years

I would probably suck a dick for a running man remake.

the running man was a surprisingly competent movie

only people slacking were the wardrobe department

I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up

aiontno howa spossa unnrstan anthnng esays naameen?

edit: holy god ou can understand him in this one.

this is no stalone movie

Balefuego

#pipe wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

BloodyRoarXX wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

did

did he just punch that guy's head off

I think it was a machete.

EDIT: Yea its a blade of some kind, you can hear it hit the ground.

and then he ripped a dude's throat out

and then he disemboweled a guy

the 80s are back

i expect to see a COMMANDO remake within 5 years

I would probably suck a dick for a running man remake.

KILLIAN Here is your... Sub-Zero. Now, plain zero.

Orikaeshigitae

if you guys don't shut up about the satellite uplink, i'm gonna ram it up your ass

and then you'll be underground

Quetzi

Keith wrote: »

i like gore in movies where it's not really expected

like shaun of the dead

and pan's labyrinth

Naw, it's not a matter of not expected dude. I mean, come on, Shaun of the Dead was a zombie flick, you had to expect gore. It's a matter of the movie being a decent movie, composed of more than just gore and ultra-violence.

bloodyroarxx

Running Man is my second favorite Arnold movie after Total Recall

Blankspace

Quetzi wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

i like gore in movies where it's not really expected

like shaun of the dead

and pan's labyrinth

Naw, it's not a matter of not expected dude. I mean, come on, Shaun of the Dead was a zombie flick, you had to expect gore. It's a matter of the movie being a decent movie, composed of more than just gore and ultra-violence.

I expected some gore with Hot Fuzz

but

The Church Steeple

Wrench N Rockets

Holy shit this is awesome

Garlic Bread

Quetzi wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

i like gore in movies where it's not really expected

like shaun of the dead

and pan's labyrinth

Naw, it's not a matter of not expected dude. I mean, come on, Shaun of the Dead was a zombie flick, you had to expect gore. It's a matter of the movie being a decent movie, composed of more than just gore and ultra-violence.

I expected gore in Shaun

I didn't expect entrails to be ripped out

#pipe

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

the running man was a surprisingly competent movie

only people slacking were the wardrobe department

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT DOOD

Einhander

commie wrote: »

aiontno howa spossa unnrstan anthnng esays naameen?

I read that during his birth there were complications, and the doctor had to use forceps on his head, causing nerve damage to the lower left side of his face, which is why he slurs.

Wrench N Rockets

DID YOU SEE HIM FISH WITH A BOW AND ARROW!?

BAD ASS

Quetzi

Keith wrote: »

Quetzi wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

i like gore in movies where it's not really expected

like shaun of the dead

and pan's labyrinth

Naw, it's not a matter of not expected dude. I mean, come on, Shaun of the Dead was a zombie flick, you had to expect gore. It's a matter of the movie being a decent movie, composed of more than just gore and ultra-violence.

I expected gore in Shaun

I didn't expect entrails to be ripped out

I guess. I still say a shitty movie with surprise gore would not make the gore good.

Shoggoth

I'm glad there isn't any more to this movie than:

"it's fucking violent"

Looks good.

Garlic Bread

Quetzi wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

Quetzi wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

i like gore in movies where it's not really expected

like shaun of the dead

and pan's labyrinth

Naw, it's not a matter of not expected dude. I mean, come on, Shaun of the Dead was a zombie flick, you had to expect gore. It's a matter of the movie being a decent movie, composed of more than just gore and ultra-violence.

I expected gore in Shaun

I didn't expect entrails to be ripped out

I guess. I still say a shitty movie with surprise gore would not make the gore good.

I liked when Al Gore hosted SNL

Quetzi

blankspace247 wrote: »

Quetzi wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

i like gore in movies where it's not really expected

like shaun of the dead

and pan's labyrinth

Naw, it's not a matter of not expected dude. I mean, come on, Shaun of the Dead was a zombie flick, you had to expect gore. It's a matter of the movie being a decent movie, composed of more than just gore and ultra-violence.

I expected some gore with Hot Fuzz

but

The Church Steeple

I personally found the florist shop to be worse.

cj iwakura

I'm surprised he's still at it.

What's next? A new Cliffhanger?

Blankspace

Quetzi wrote: »

blankspace247 wrote: »

Quetzi wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

i like gore in movies where it's not really expected

like shaun of the dead

and pan's labyrinth

Naw, it's not a matter of not expected dude. I mean, come on, Shaun of the Dead was a zombie flick, you had to expect gore. It's a matter of the movie being a decent movie, composed of more than just gore and ultra-violence.

I expected some gore with Hot Fuzz

but

The Church Steeple

I personally found the florist shop to be worse.

What about

SKUTCH
Awhhhh dis weeelay huuuuts!