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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I just want to eat chocolate chip cookies

    Guillotine.

    and pastries

    oh my god pastries

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Fishing is not a sport but VR Fishing is an E-Sport

    nah VR fishing is a gimmick, this is an eSport

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Wasn't Columbus partially jailed so the rulers of Castile could duck out on the exorbitant finders fee he was due?

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Fishing is not a sport but VR Fishing is an E-Sport

    nah VR fishing is a gimmick, this is an eSport

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    I miss that Ecco the Dolphin game. That was relaxing.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    Wasn't Columbus partially jailed so the rulers of Castile could duck out on the exorbitant finders fee he was due?

    Rich people: Never been not shitty

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    AHS: Coven is RIDICULOUS

    also I can't believe Blizzard doubled down but here we are

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I am basically 80% sure that I'm still drunk from this weekend.

  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    AHS: Coven is RIDICULOUS

    also I can't believe Blizzard doubled down but here we are
    What?

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    What is the ling limit up there? In SoCal it was two over 28” I think, but they’re both bigger and more numerous up there iirc

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    those were two separate thoughts but im here to maximize my posting so that I can efficiently deliver good content to my many shareholders in a cost-effective and synergizing manner

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    https://imgur.com/gallery/MX9PK8p

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    those were two separate thoughts but im here to maximize my posting so that I can efficiently deliver good content to my many shareholders in a cost-effective and synergizing manner

    Double posting decreases the reaction per post metric.

    VishNub on
  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    I thought the term for "new wealth" was like nouveau riche

    you know, the folks who go out and buy a mcmansion, a Porsche and some jet skis and then have it all repossessed in a year
    i mean, yes, but also nouveau riche came from aristocrats being unhappy that commoners had money

    well they weren't wrong honhonhon

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Oh my fuckin god

    The other day in my parents' neighborhood, a bunch of teens were moping around and started to do some light vandalism, tipping over election signs etc, so my dad came out and yelled at them

    One of them yelled back "suck my dick"

    So my cancer-riddled 73-year-old father charged them and tried to backhand one of them, and they fled while the kid's friends called out apologies for his behaviour

    Jesus christ

    "Canada"

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Fishing is not a sport but VR Fishing is an E-Sport

    nah VR fishing is a gimmick, this is an eSport

    k9363e3ul4lu.png

    I played this game

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I was looking at various reproductions of Michelangelo's statues while in italy and I was like, this guy was super gay, there is no other explanation, because this shit is SMOKING.

    And then I read about his life later and discovered that he wrote like a few hundred homoerotic poems to 20-year-old high renaissance thirst traps. His descendants, upon discovering this massive volume of works, were alarmed by the content but so eager to leech off his residual genius that they published them with pronouns switched and names changed.

    Fuckin dude got freddie mercuried!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    There is nothing more important to me in life than maximizing value to shareholders

    I see the smile on my infant daughter’s face and it brings a tear to my eye to think about how much value she will bring to shareholders one day

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    only a gay man would so lovingly craft a foreskin in stone

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2019

    nexuscrawler on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    only a gay man would so lovingly craft a foreskin in stone

    easily a five or sixskin

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    so I don't think this was mikey but look @ these cakes on hercules

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    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Raphael was like the only straight in the entire Renaissance

    I wonder if the other artists teased him

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Idk what this picture is. Brain refuses to process it

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Idk what this picture is. Brain refuses to process it
    it butt

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    hmmm can my time traveling literary erotica somehow incorporate the newly animated stone statues of various renaissance masters

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    If you look at most female sculptures of the era it’s p obvious none of them had every seen a naked woman

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Idk what this picture is. Brain refuses to process it
    i think he's holding a some sort of crescent roll wrapped hot dog

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    If you look at most female sculptures of the era it’s p obvious none of them had every seen a naked woman

    Now really pretty naked men...

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    hmmm can my time traveling literary erotica somehow incorporate the newly animated stone statues of various renaissance masters

    Rock hard

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Oh he turned it ok yeah thats a butt

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    hmmm can my time traveling literary erotica somehow incorporate the newly animated stone statues of various renaissance masters

    Rock hard

    That guy was always a hardass.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    there's a group text thread with my sister, her wife, my husband, and me, and it contains photos of the asses of every statue in florence

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    If you look at most female sculptures of the era it’s p obvious none of them had every seen a naked woman

    The female body is just a male body with a couple of orbs pinned onto the chest, right

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    dumps like a truck

    truck truck

    thighs like what what what

    bby move ur butt, butt, butt

    all night long

    Havelock3.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    Aren't all of Michelangelo's female images clearly just guys with boobs hastily added? or am I thinking of a different renaissance artist?

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    I’m sure everyone has seen this by now but fuck it, here’s an Irish comedian’s two year old daughter watching Bruce Banner lose his temper and go full Hulk for the first time.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    BSoB wrote: »
    Aren't all of Michelangelo's female images clearly just guys with boobs hastily added? or am I thinking of a different renaissance artist?

    I think maybe thats just what they thought women were?

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    If you look at most female sculptures of the era it’s p obvious none of them had every seen a naked woman

    The female body is just a male body with a couple of orbs pinned onto the chest, right

    The literally would just study idealized male anatomy and try to vaguely extrapolate female anatomy from there

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Idk what this picture is. Brain refuses to process it
    you have failed the gay test

    A survivor's story.
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Winky wrote: »
    Raphael was like the only straight in the entire Renaissance

    I wonder if the other artists teased him
    I thought he was cool but rude.

    (Gimme a break!)

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