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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    People conceived while their parents listened to Darude's Sandstorm are almost old enough to buy alcohol.

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    I really don't like that Outlook tells me when someone accesses a shared document for the first time. I feel like a large chunk of modern society depends on stuff like me and my staff both being able to pretend that they've been working on this project all week instead of just now looking at it midway through Friday.

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  • StempyStempy Registered User regular
    El Skid wrote: »
    "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

    Could be worse I guess.

    ...What could be worse than "I am a Stalker, the Song"?

    Don’t stand so close to me??

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I really don't like that Outlook tells me when someone accesses a shared document for the first time. I feel like a large chunk of modern society depends on stuff like me and my staff both being able to pretend that they've been working on this project all week instead of just now looking at it midway through Friday.

    or we could be honest with each other about the antiquity of the 40 hour work week.

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  • Kayne Red RobeKayne Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Stempy wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

    Could be worse I guess.

    ...What could be worse than "I am a Stalker, the Song"?

    Don’t stand so close to me??

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Can I just ever... like shut up sometimes

    Me: How are you?
    My assistant: Ugh, not really any better. I’m going to return to urgent care today.
    Me: Oh yeah, absolutely! Take care of yourself. I was going to leave a couple of hours early myself since I stayed late on Monday and Tuesday trying to catch up.
    A: Oh, sorry!
    Me: Oh no! It’s fine, I just didn’t want us falling behind. UH, wait, not because you were sick... you shouldn’t feel too bad about that! I mean you shouldn’t feel bad AT ALL.
    A: Okay, I’ll try not to feel too bad.
    Me: I’m really sorry, I misspoke! I don’t meant to guilt you - because you shouldn’t feel guilty, of course! I just meant we got behind last week because of the manager game day last Friday...

    *facepalm*

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  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    El Skid wrote: »
    "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

    Could be worse I guess.

    ...What could be worse than "I am a Stalker, the Song"?

    "My Sharona" by The Knack

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    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Can I just ever... like shut up sometimes

    Me: How are you?
    My assistant: Ugh, not really any better. I’m going to return to urgent care today.
    Me: Oh yeah, absolutely! Take care of yourself. I was going to leave a couple of hours early myself since I stayed late on Monday and Tuesday trying to catch up.
    A: Oh, sorry!
    Me: Oh no! It’s fine, I just didn’t want us falling behind. UH, wait, not because you were sick... you shouldn’t feel too bad about that! I mean you shouldn’t feel bad AT ALL.
    A: Okay, I’ll try not to feel too bad.
    Me: I’m really sorry, I misspoke! I don’t meant to guilt you - because you shouldn’t feel guilty, of course! I just meant we got behind last week because of the manager game day last Friday...

    *facepalm*

    "But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?"

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    expendable wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

    Could be worse I guess.

    ...What could be worse than "I am a Stalker, the Song"?

    "My Sharona" by The Knack

    "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    "Up where we belong"

    I wish I had poisoned the work doughnuts with Laxatives because my subordinates won't let that hentai story go. It was a month ago.

    But I'm the boss now, I need to accept that my minions have the intellectual maturity somewhat below that of certain primates.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    "Roll With It" by Steve Winwood. Never heard of either.

    Also yesterday was technically my Friday, because on actual Friday I woke up for the last in a series of coughing wakeups throughout the night between fitful dreams of riding my bike to Target in a bathrobe and flannel as part of a hostage-rescue team where I was also the hostage inside the house as I played Skyrim "Who's there?" stealth games outside the door holding a plastic-shielded buzzsaw. Upon taking my first actual waking breath I felt only pain from a bone-dry throat followed sheer exhaustion from having not gotten restful sleep in several days and promptly put the kettle on for some tea as I called in sick.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    If you enter your birthday into this calculator, it will tell you the top song during the week you were conceived. Just in case you ever needed to know that you were bound to this wheel of suffering to the strains of Toto's "Africa."

    "Father Figure" by George Michael. Bit on the nose, isn't it?

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    "You're no good" by Linda Ronstadt.

    Whelp, I guess I found one worse than the stalker song all by myself! :P

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    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Scheduled a doctors appointment for this hand of mind because its frightening to be unable to type properly and I'm not getting any younger.

    Plus I'm not a doctor.

  • DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Plus I'm not a doctor.

    But have you ever played one on TV?

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  • chromdomchromdom Why do bad things keep happening to me? Oh yeah, because of the things I've done.Registered User regular
    That site also said I may have been conceived on Easter.
    Huh.

    Oh, phone interview went fairly well. I was a little nervous and it definitely showed, but had answers and examples for all their questions, and was able to ask a couple of good questions myself. I imagine I will be among those who get forwarded to the GM to see who gets called in for an in-person interview. Maybe I will, maybe I won't, but I feel fairly good about it.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    "Part-Time Lover" by Stevie Wonder

    Oh... Cool.

    Same here! I think it means our dads weren't good at fuckin!

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    whooo jury duty

    no phone no work problems 2 fridays a month for the next 3 months

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    My brother and I have the same birthday three years apart, if I wanted to figure out information about my parent's sex life I never needed to know I wouldn't need a website for that.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular
    I was born prematurely, so that calculator is useless to me.

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  • chromdomchromdom Why do bad things keep happening to me? Oh yeah, because of the things I've done.Registered User regular
    Well, do you know how much prematurely you were born? It seems like it ought to be pretty easy to figure out

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    I was gonna make reference to the belief in dying on the day you were conceived but apparently it's not a real belief.

  • SpuzSpuz Registered User regular
    "Magic" by Olivia Newton-John.

    I was also born prematurely, so I made the appropriate adjustment to my birthdate. Adding extra credibility to that song, my parents have always told me that when I was an infant, Olivia Newton-John's cover of "Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain" was the one song guaranteed to soothe me.

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  • ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

    Could be worse I guess.

    Eyyyyy fellow creepy-song bros. Considering I was such a quiet baby that my folks thought I had died several times via crib-death, that sounds morbidly apt. Then again, my mom jokingly says she "forgives me" for how much stress put her through during childbirth so I guess it's a wash.
    26 hour labor because the ultrasound was detecting a 2nd heartbeat so they thought my mom was having twins, only to realize after she tried to give birth naturally I was one giant baby which resulted in an emergency C-Section.

    13lbs 8oz

    Yeah, she's still a lil' pissed about that.

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  • webguy20webguy20 Spends too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

    Could be worse I guess.

    Eyyyyy fellow creepy-song bros. Considering I was such a quiet baby that my folks thought I had died several times via crib-death, that sounds morbidly apt. Then again, my mom jokingly says she "forgives me" for how much stress put her through during childbirth so I guess it's a wash.
    26 hour labor because the ultrasound was detecting a 2nd heartbeat so they thought my mom was having twins, only to realize after she tried to give birth naturally I was one giant baby which resulted in an emergency C-Section.

    13lbs 8oz

    Yeah, she's still a lil' pissed about that.

    I think twins might have been easier.

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  • Drake ChambersDrake Chambers Lay out my formal shorts. Registered User regular
    "(You're) Having My Baby" by Paul Anka.



    Voted "The Worst Song of All Time" by a CNN poll in 2006.

    I think I just won this game by losing the hardest.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    The song that thing gives me is Ghostbusters, which is fine I guess. But if I look up the UK number 1 it was Careless Whisper by George Michael which is a banging tune so I'm happy with that.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    El Skid wrote: »
    "You're no good" by Linda Ronstadt.

    Whelp, I guess I found one worse than the stalker song all by myself! :P

    Not really a stalker song but in retrospect it's really alarming

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  • StragintStragint Do Not Gift Always DeclinesRegistered User regular
    Spent 40 minutes on a call going over payment breakdown and over payments and interest accrued and all the stuff like that for someone who consolidated their loans but how everything reflected afterwards was not coming out how the customer expected.

    It felt pretty good to help out and in the end the customer felt a lot better about the math after getting more in depth info on payment breakdown.

    Servicing student loans is a million times better than collecting.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited November 8
    "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

    Could be worse I guess.

    Eyyyyy fellow creepy-song bros. Considering I was such a quiet baby that my folks thought I had died several times via crib-death, that sounds morbidly apt. Then again, my mom jokingly says she "forgives me" for how much stress put her through during childbirth so I guess it's a wash.
    26 hour labor because the ultrasound was detecting a 2nd heartbeat so they thought my mom was having twins, only to realize after she tried to give birth naturally I was one giant baby which resulted in an emergency C-Section.

    13lbs 8oz

    Yeah, she's still a lil' pissed about that.

    My mom had a similarly long labor with me. My second middle name is that of my grandfather, on whose birthday I was supposed to be born but I decided to be a slowpoke. At one point the nurse who was on shift when my mom was admitted came back on shift. She got into the room and said "Oh my god Mrs Stedeth, you're still here!?"

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited November 8
    Brainleech wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    "You're no good" by Linda Ronstadt.

    Whelp, I guess I found one worse than the stalker song all by myself! :P

    Not really a stalker song but in retrospect it's really alarming

    Why does that sound so much like the Dynamite Hack cover of boys in the hood?

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 8
    The song I got from that link was Captain & Tennille Love will keep us together
    Ok
    But when I was born was Oh what a night so yeah that checks out

    But my mother once told me the tale of the night they went and saw Jaws. How on the drive back they hallucinated a shark leaping from the roadside ditch. In a really dreamy way she talked about it so I felt there was far more to that story than I knew

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    You know, my boss didn't mention whether we had Veteran's day off or not but I wouldn't be surprised if I didn't. Even though we won't be getting any orders, and have already cleaned the warehouse, so there is literally no work to do.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    If you enter your birthday into this calculator, it will tell you the top song during the week you were conceived. Just in case you ever needed to know that you were bound to this wheel of suffering to the strains of Toto's "Africa."

    "Call Me" by Blondie

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  • MrGrimoireMrGrimoire Pixflare Registered User regular
    Yupp, working 18 of the last 24 hours was a mistake.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer

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  • CalicaCalica Registered User regular
    My parents were backpacking in the mountains when my mom started getting morning sickness, so naturally they assumed it was giardia. When I was a kid they liked to joke that I came from bad water in the Wind Rivers.

    Jedoc wrote: »
    The GOP cares about babies until they're born, soldiers until they're in need of care, and families until they interfere with stockholder dividends.
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Let's Get Physical by Olivia Newton John. A bit on the nose, there, parents.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    My subordinate said something was from before my time.

    I am debating whether I should share this with other Members of the leadership team because it might be petty or it might be him thinking that I'm too young (36) to be smarter than him

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