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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Yep, Dynamics is fine too, just the surrounding support is worse (fewer independent shops/consultants/integrations) and less robust training. If you're a hard MS shop - definitely give it a look, but given timetable it's about ease. Also CRM is clearly not incredibly core, so realistically the easiest solution that doesn't break the bank is the right choice as the best tool will be one you don't even think about.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I just had to ask my sup a question and when I went into his office he had headphones on and I looked and he had YouTube open listening to a Joe Rogan podcast and... Fuck me... Of course he did.

    Not even the common decency to be watching vintage Canadian pornography, eh?

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Skip to 3:33 for Frank Herbert's pronunciation notes:
    https://youtu.be/XL9kkQ6Hw2s?t=213

    Inquisitor77 on
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Meh, I like listening to music at work, but anything with words distracts me and I can't concentrate on work.

    Same, I mean, I wish I had the ability to listen to podcasts or audiobooks while I worked, but then my Journal Entries would look like:

    CR - $15,000 - Rent to yes, I killed him! Screamed the murderer

    Heck a lot of the time I find music too distracting

    Anya is the opposite, she used to scream and procrastinate on her homework until I decided to try letting her borrow my headphones and phone and listen to music, and now she gets through her homework lightning fast

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I can't listen to podcasts while I work, since typically I get distracted by people talking

    If I do listen to music I can tune out the words enough, at least. But a lot of the time I just listen to weirdo vaporwave shit that has no vocals anyway.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Meh, I like listening to music at work, but anything with words distracts me and I can't concentrate on work.

    Same, I mean, I wish I had the ability to listen to podcasts or audiobooks while I worked, but then my Journal Entries would look like:

    CR - $15,000 - Rent to yes, I killed him! Screamed the murderer

    Heck a lot of the time I find music too distracting

    Anya is the opposite, she used to scream and procrastinate on her homework until I decided to try letting her borrow my headphones and phone and listen to music, and now she gets through her homework lightning fast

    IDK I think that sounds hilarious.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    User: The new color MFP sucks! I sent a print job last week and it never printed, so I sent it again today and it STILL hasn't printed.
    Me: Here's like 50 full color flyers that were sitting on the machine when I came in this morning at 730. And there's more coming out, although a bit slowly...
    User: Why is it so slow? This machine sucks.
    Me: I want to ask why you're printing a 47GB file 50 times, but more than that I need to know HOW THE FUCK YOU MADE A SIMPLE ONE-PAGE FLYER BE 47GB!?

    Have they got the resolution of their work set to something stupid like 9600 DPI?

    Ultra high resolution, and it was like 85 ft x 110 ft or something, being forced to 8.5x11 inch paper. And there were animated gifs so I guess it was trying print every frame? I don't know. I scanned one of the copies and sent them a <1mb pdf to use.

    I...was joking about the GIFs.

    Good opportunity to remind folks this ONE WEIRD OFFICE TRICK
    You can rename modern Office documents (.docx, .xlsx, etc.) to .zip and open the zip file to view all the media contents. This can help figure out why files have ballooned in size! (Make a copy of the original before you mess with it though)

    Hard drive manufacturers hate him

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I listen to a lot of metal at work to focus and drown out other conversations.

    A lot of it has lyrics but it’s sung in such a way that is pretty easy to tune out.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I haven't tried listening to podcasts while working but I'm fine with music, lyrics or not

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    Drake ChambersDrake Chambers Lay out my formal shorts. Registered User regular
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    V1m wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    User: The new color MFP sucks! I sent a print job last week and it never printed, so I sent it again today and it STILL hasn't printed.
    Me: Here's like 50 full color flyers that were sitting on the machine when I came in this morning at 730. And there's more coming out, although a bit slowly...
    User: Why is it so slow? This machine sucks.
    Me: I want to ask why you're printing a 47GB file 50 times, but more than that I need to know HOW THE FUCK YOU MADE A SIMPLE ONE-PAGE FLYER BE 47GB!?

    Have they got the resolution of their work set to something stupid like 9600 DPI?

    Ultra high resolution, and it was like 85 ft x 110 ft or something, being forced to 8.5x11 inch paper. And there were animated gifs so I guess it was trying print every frame? I don't know. I scanned one of the copies and sent them a <1mb pdf to use.

    I...was joking about the GIFs.

    Good opportunity to remind folks this ONE WEIRD OFFICE TRICK
    You can rename modern Office documents (.docx, .xlsx, etc.) to .zip and open the zip file to view all the media contents. This can help figure out why files have ballooned in size! (Make a copy of the original before you mess with it though)

    Hard drive manufacturers hate him

    I'm not surprised, given that one man is disrupting the whole industry

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    CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Meh, I like listening to music at work, but anything with words distracts me and I can't concentrate on work.

    This is why I love Lofi Hip Hop, but find it occasionally jarring when it includes snippets of melodramatic anime dialogue.

    YouTube music gets on runs where it'll serve me songs that are LoFi beats with what sounds like loud, hardcore rap lyrics in non-english languages. Usually either Spanish, Russian, or Arabic.

    Carpy on
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    CormacCormac Registered User regular
    It's too loud here to listen to podcasts and actually pay attention to what's being said. It's not loud enough to play music quietly in the background though. I've found myself to be the most productive when listening to Jazz.

    Steam: Gridlynk | PSN: Gridlynk | FFXIV: Jarvellis Mika
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    StragintStragint Do Not Gift Always DeclinesRegistered User regular
    Stragint wrote: »
    I wish jobs had like maternity/paternity leave for people with pregnant dogs. My parents male dachshund got the female dachshund pregnant back in October and we took her to the vet today and she is apparently due in the next 17 days.

    Also might be having 9 puppies and I don't understand how she is fitting so many.

    dickinson-_-morris-cocktail-pork-sausage-34-raw.jpg

    Yea, this is pretty accurate after seeing the xray of the puppies.

    PSN: Reaper_Stragint, Steam: DoublePitstoChesty
    What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable? ~ Mario Novak

    I never fear death or dyin', I only fear never trying.
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    caligynefobcaligynefob DKRegistered User regular
    Passed first part of the goddamn bar exam today. Now I just need to kick somebody’s ass in court.

    PS4 - Mrfuzzyhat
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I would listen to anything when I was at Walmart. Black Library came out with the audio dramas which are interesting to listen to after I got put on Cap 2
    Thank you my family member for choosing beer and coffee claiming $60 is a lot for you instead of my plead for to pay for my phone I even sited I paid for yours 3 times and helped you with a problem for 2k 2 years ago

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Passed first part of the goddamn bar exam today. Now I just need to kick somebody’s ass in court.

    Does it have to be a legal battle? Or can you invite your old middle-school bully to court, then fuck them up good?

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I just had to put up a tripping hazard sign on our back door until we can get the threshold replaced, and I think I've found a new favorite Hazard Guy.

    6ee1ob7ppaf6.png

    He's just wonderfully kinetic, and conveys a profound sense of "Oh shit!"

    GDdCWMm.jpg
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    caligynefobcaligynefob DKRegistered User regular
    The details are fuzzy on that - my gut tells me that I shouldn’t be there as a defendant though..

    PS4 - Mrfuzzyhat
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Nothing like finding an old Notice Of Appearance from a departed secretary with a note saying "we served plaintiff's counsel, they will let us know when they open the case with the court"

    Cue a bunch of searching across the court to see if they ever actually DID file it. Thankfully it looks like they never got around to it.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just had to put up a tripping hazard sign on our back door until we can get the threshold replaced, and I think I've found a new favorite Hazard Guy.

    6ee1ob7ppaf6.png

    He's just wonderfully kinetic, and conveys a profound sense of "Oh shit!"

    He's going to break his wrists falling like that.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Passed first part of the goddamn bar exam today. Now I just need to kick somebody’s ass in court.

    Does it have to be a legal battle? Or can you invite your old middle-school bully to court, then fuck them up good?

    First one, then t'other

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Attention wretched teens: I'm not sure you realize how much you need to smell like weed to get kicked out of a public library for smelling like weed. Please do not waste everyone's time by arguing that it's Swisher smoke.

    GDdCWMm.jpg
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Big corporate inspection scheduled for today. Been expecting them since this morning. Guess who I walk pass heading out to my car?

    Weaver out, fat cats

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    it took me nearly six hours but I finished a thing
    and now I'm trying to decide if I start on another thing or go to the gym or go to a lifedrawing session (the latter is less tempting because it means walking a long way in the snow but otoh would be a nice break)

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    SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    It's now been a week since I was paid thousands of pounds more than I should've been.

    Turns out that anyone on parental/maternity leave has been paid too much including one officer who was paid over £7000.

    Payroll (outsourced to a company several counties away) will only deal with me via email which they've obviously not replied to.

    I have no idea what I should've been paid. So everything is going on the credit card or my wife is paying for it.

    Fully intend on getting any credit card charges/interest payments refunded to by work.

    Last year they paid everyone a week late! When I started this job they calculated my shift payments wrong so I was earning hundreds of pounds less that I should've.

    Last year they forgot to pay everyone's student loan, so whilst we were having the money deducted it wasn't being sent to the student loans company.

    A few months ago they "upgraded" the systems which resulted in childcare payments not being paid to childcare providers meaning they wouldn't look after the kids of staff until it was resolved! Some staff didn't even get paid meaning they had to get emergency loans from work.

    I know this doesn't need saying but don't outsource payroll!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That's an impressive level of complete fuckup.

    Sometimes the talks at my institute sound incredibly cool and fun, and sometimes they sound like this
    Investigating the Human Intestinal Mucus Barrier Up-Close and Personal

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Uber just sent out an email to drivers in California detailing the first round of changes they're making to the platform to attempt to comply with (or to help tie up in litigation) AB5 when it takes effect on the 1st of the new year.

    They're giving back complete ride info to every driver in CA before you accept the trip. They had previously reduced the available info to the passenger's rating, surge amount (if applicable), time to pick-up location, and if the ride will be over 45 minutes long. Now we'll see estimated trip distance, time, fare (post-commission), and exact drop off location, in addition to that other info.

    Acceptance rate (number of trips taken vs. number offered) is no longer tracked and no longer factors into any promotions or Uber Pro status.

    They're rolling out a "favorites" feature so that drivers can get the first chance to grab scheduled rides from passengers that previously rated them 5-stars and made them a favorite driver.

    All of these are positive changes for drivers and I do think they work towards making drivers fit a more typical independent contractor model, but they're not quite there yet. Uber would also still have to argue they're not a transportation company, but rather a tech services company that offers transportation services. We'll see how that goes if they end up in court.

    There's also this ominous "some upcoming changes will take some time to get used to" line in the email...

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    That's an impressive level of complete fuckup.

    Sometimes the talks at my institute sound incredibly cool and fun, and sometimes they sound like this
    Investigating the Human Intestinal Mucus Barrier Up-Close and Personal

    I have that DVD

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Attention wretched teens: I'm not sure you realize how much you need to smell like weed to get kicked out of a public library for smelling like weed. Please do not waste everyone's time by arguing that it's Swisher smoke.

    "Okay, I'm kicking you out for smelling like Swisher smoke then"

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Attention wretched teens: I'm not sure you realize how much you need to smell like weed to get kicked out of a public library for smelling like weed. Please do not waste everyone's time by arguing that it's Swisher smoke.

    "Okay, I'm kicking you out for smelling like Swisher smoke then"

    Tragically, I didn't think about that until about an hour ago. They were on a computer that wouldn't let them sign in if they were over seventeen, and they showed me the pack as an alibi.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Tomorrow I’m starting in my new position

    Oh boy

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Uber just sent out an email to drivers in California detailing the first round of changes they're making to the platform to attempt to comply with (or to help tie up in litigation) AB5 when it takes effect on the 1st of the new year.

    They're giving back complete ride info to every driver in CA before you accept the trip. They had previously reduced the available info to the passenger's rating, surge amount (if applicable), time to pick-up location, and if the ride will be over 45 minutes long. Now we'll see estimated trip distance, time, fare (post-commission), and exact drop off location, in addition to that other info.

    Acceptance rate (number of trips taken vs. number offered) is no longer tracked and no longer factors into any promotions or Uber Pro status.

    They're rolling out a "favorites" feature so that drivers can get the first chance to grab scheduled rides from passengers that previously rated them 5-stars and made them a favorite driver.

    All of these are positive changes for drivers and I do think they work towards making drivers fit a more typical independent contractor model, but they're not quite there yet. Uber would also still have to argue they're not a transportation company, but rather a tech services company that offers transportation services. We'll see how that goes if they end up in court.

    There's also this ominous "some upcoming changes will take some time to get used to" line in the email...

    The fucking circles they will dance through to attempt to convince a judge they are not a transportation services company is staggering, and very stupid. If it looks like an apple, tastes like an apple and smells like an apple, it's an apple.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh hey the train home is delayed too, this is great

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I feel like crap but I can't tell if I'm sick or just tired.

    Please go one way or the other so I know if I can reasonably go to work, body!

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Failed a phishing test this morning and got an email from infosec contractors telling me off, but it got caught in the spam filter.

    Fair play to em but just found it ironic.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Had I known this alarm was a 30 minute drive in the middle of fuck ass nowhere held in the system for hours, I would have had different words when I picked it up from you.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just had to put up a tripping hazard sign on our back door until we can get the threshold replaced, and I think I've found a new favorite Hazard Guy.

    6ee1ob7ppaf6.png

    He's just wonderfully kinetic, and conveys a profound sense of "Oh shit!"

    He's going to break his wrists falling like that.

    Yeah, you're supposed to try to absorb as much of the impact from a fall with your face!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Still haven't heard anything from my interview two weeks ago. They said they would let us all know if we made it to the next round. Fingers crossed and all that. Also my desk has been moved again again. And now they aren't sure if I'm moving to the original final destination they had in mind for me because of reasons.
    I wish they would just let me work from home. If one one person thanks me for being "flexible" (as if I had a choice) I might scream, and do a crab walk out the door

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I just had to put up a tripping hazard sign on our back door until we can get the threshold replaced, and I think I've found a new favorite Hazard Guy.

    https://us.v-cdn.net/5018289/uploads/editor/f5/6ee1ob7ppaf6.png

    He's just wonderfully kinetic, and conveys a profound sense of "Oh shit!"

    He's going to break his wrists falling like that.

    Yeah, you're supposed to try to absorb as much of the impact from a fall with your face!

    I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do a wicked sick flip.

    Which, yeah, usually ends up absorbing the impact of the fall with your face.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    I feel like crap but I can't tell if I'm sick or just tired.

    Please go one way or the other so I know if I can reasonably go to work, body!

    Update: hella sick.

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