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BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
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Margarita Luti is also known as La Fornarina, which means “the baker’s daughter”. According to the legend, she was the mistress and model of Raphael. According to Vasari, the leading gossip girl of the Renaissance artists, Raphael was a “very amorous man and affectionate towards the ladies”. When commissioned by Agostino Chigi to decorate the Villa Farnesina, he was unable to dedicate himself properly to his work due to his infatuation – until she was allowed to come to live at his side. Again according to Vasari, it was Raphael’s immoderate indulgence in “amorous pleasures”, one day taken to excess, that brought on the fever which led to the young artist’s death in 1520, at age of 37.

Artists: literally fucking themselves to death since 1520.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Raphael: several orders of magnitude less gay than Michelangelo

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
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    Sleeping Hermaphroditus

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I learned today that i will now be required to have annual transvaginal prostate exams

    I don’t even have a clue which doctor I’d talk to for that

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    That wouldn't have happened if he spent more time painting softcore like a normal artist

    Happiness is within reach!
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I learned today that i will now be required to have annual transvaginal prostate exams

    I don’t even have a clue which doctor I’d talk to for that

    it's a p uniquely transfeminine medical requirement fo sho

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Bitten by bike bug

    Booked it back from work

    My buttocks

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    That statue's got a big wanger

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    haha funy tweet

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Bitten by bike bug

    Booked it back from work

    My buttocks

    Build you some cakes like Hercules

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Medieval art kept getting hornier and hornier the longer they couldn't draw their pastoral orgies

    Maybe another 500 years of that and horny christs would have been the pinnacle of art. The road not taken, I suppose.

    Tumin on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Can you imagine Raphael, artist so horny he literally got sexed to death, having access to the internet

    We would be lightyears ahead in perversion technological development

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Medieval art kept getting hornier and hornier the longer they couldn't draw their pastoral orgies

    Maybe another 500 years of that and horny christs would have been the pinnacle of art. The road not taken, I suppose.

    "The ejaculating Jesus on the cross here represents the joy in sorrow of the crucifixion, you see."

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Only a person who has lovingly explored every inch of the male body could have sculpted the Pieta.

    Mazzyx on
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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Can you imagine Raphael, artist so horny he literally got sexed to death, having access to the internet

    We would be lightyears ahead in perversion technological development

    I think we are already in that timeline.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Medieval art kept getting hornier and hornier the longer they couldn't draw their pastoral orgies

    Maybe another 500 years of that and horny christs would have been the pinnacle of art. The road not taken, I suppose.
    need to re-examine those crucifixion paintings

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    *Snip*

    Vang, i get it's supposed to be art but this might be a bit too horny, dontcha thing?

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Wait, so, I was told men’s butts were attractive when muscular and tight. Now it’s like an unbaked loaf of bread? I feel I’m missing something aesthetically going on here.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Wait, so, I was told men’s butts were attractive when muscular and tight. Now it’s like an unbaked loaf of bread? I feel I’m missing something aesthetically going on here.

    Let me help you out

    Imagine if you will, a birthday cake made of hardtack

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Patron: “It’s pretty hilarious how you painted everyone with tiny dicks, my dude,”

    Michelangelo: “Those are regular-sized dicks, man.”

    Patron: “. . . . oh. Yeah. Uh, right, right.”

    Michelangelo: “. . . aren’t they??”

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Wait, so, I was told men’s butts were attractive when muscular and tight. Now it’s like an unbaked loaf of bread? I feel I’m missing something aesthetically going on here.

    All butts are beautiful

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Are we allowed to post renaissance tits?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Are we allowed to post renaissance tits?
    i mean

    are they nice

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Large dicks were bestial and unfit for the form of gods.


    Except the bestial dick gods

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Wait, so, I was told men’s butts were attractive when muscular and tight. Now it’s like an unbaked loaf of bread? I feel I’m missing something aesthetically going on here.

    Let me help you out

    Imagine if you will, a birthday cake made of hardtack

    *writing down notes on a napkin*

    With like, frosting and stuff?

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Are we allowed to post renaissance tits?
    i mean

    are they nice

    Or rude

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Large dicks were bestial and unfit for the form of gods.


    Except the bestial dick gods

    Like Priapus.

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Wait, so, I was told men’s butts were attractive when muscular and tight. Now it’s like an unbaked loaf of bread? I feel I’m missing something aesthetically going on here.

    Let me help you out

    Imagine if you will, a birthday cake made of hardtack

    *writing down notes on a napkin*

    With like, frosting and stuff?

    Dont make the butt talk weird

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
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    A survivor's story.
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cakes should be covered in a glaze

    oh wow

    [chat] getting real dirty tonight

    fuck gendered marketing
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cakes should be covered in a glaze

    Oh nooooooo

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cakes should be covered in a glaze

    This way you can eat the cream cheese icing directly.

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I have taken two caffeine tablets and washed them down with a 600ml coke.

    That puts me on about 300mg of caffeine excluding the tea I had earlier and the energy drink I shall have later.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Are we allowed to post renaissance tits?
    cocks only

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