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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cakes should be covered in a glaze

    This way you can eat the cream cheese icing directly.

    You don’t want to have to dig for it

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    can we put a candle on the cake

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I have taken two caffeine tablets and washed them down with a 600ml coke.

    That puts me on about 300mg of caffeine excluding the tea I had earlier and the energy drink I shall have later.

    Are you trying to see sound or smell colors? Or have a heart attack?

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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Atomika wrote: »
    I learned today that i will now be required to have annual transvaginal prostate exams

    I don’t even have a clue which doctor I’d talk to for that

    What? Why? Seems silly, especially the transvaginal part.

    (granted depending on your preferences it's probably easier access from that side :P)

    Phoenix-D on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Sleep is so stupid. If I get it fucked up it’s literally impossible to fix before getting to the next weekend, so happy Monday. The more tired and exhausted I am the harder it is to fall asleep, heart goes absolutely crazy. The only possible thing is if I can just sleep in the day after - not really possible in the work week. My problem this time was I slept 10 hours the night toward sunday, couldn’t get tired and sleep Monday night, and was exhausted all day today which means - not sleeping. It’s gonna be 4 hours per night the whole week now.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I think the British are invading again.
    I can hear A Hard Day's Night playing at 8 million decibles and echoing throughout the neighborhood

    Bless your heart.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Alright I'm going to start bicycling back from work before it gets too cold (and even then... who knows?)

    I suspect my complete lack of exercise apart from walking is what is making me plateau in my weight loss program (I haven't changed anything else including diet so that may be it)

    Who here bikes daily

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    *grabs musket out of closet*
    Thee day I've been waiting for.
    A well regulated one man militia

    Bless your heart.
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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    I have taken two caffeine tablets and washed them down with a 600ml coke.

    That puts me on about 300mg of caffeine excluding the tea I had earlier and the energy drink I shall have later.

    Are you trying to see sound or smell colors? Or have a heart attack?

    I didn't really have a plan, I just got my hands on two caffeine tablets, a coke, and an energy drink.

    Seems like a waste to not consume them.

    Should still be far within safe bounds for someone of my age/weight.

    Total caffeine should be around 400mg for the work day, 500mg for the entire day.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Large dicks were bestial and unfit for the form of gods.


    Except the bestial dick gods

    who have a weirdly high number of depictions vs their role in mythology

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    probably a coincidence

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Someone post some Beksinski

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    I have taken two caffeine tablets and washed them down with a 600ml coke.

    That puts me on about 300mg of caffeine excluding the tea I had earlier and the energy drink I shall have later.

    Are you trying to see sound or smell colors? Or have a heart attack?

    I didn't really have a plan, I just got my hands on two caffeine tablets, a coke, and an energy drink.

    Seems like a waste to not consume them.

    Should still be far within safe bounds for someone of my age/weight.

    Total caffeine should be around 400mg for the work day, 500mg for the entire day.

    When you see God, tell them that they need to get better writers

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Someone post some Beksinski

    ceyuy4zk50im.jpg

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Sorry I needed to hear the propaganda of my childhood again

    I played some Railroad Tycoon 3 today

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    in case that's not clear that's a picture of Zdislaw Beksinski

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    @21stCentury That is a sick avatar tho

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    @21stCentury That is a sick avatar tho

    i assure you it's very healthy.

    I also need to get me that scarf i draw myself in.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I have taken two caffeine tablets and washed them down with a 600ml coke.

    That puts me on about 300mg of caffeine excluding the tea I had earlier and the energy drink I shall have later.

    why.

    poo
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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I have taken two caffeine tablets and washed them down with a 600ml coke.

    That puts me on about 300mg of caffeine excluding the tea I had earlier and the energy drink I shall have later.

    why.

    because

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Margarita Luti is also known as La Fornarina, which means “the baker’s daughter”. According to the legend, she was the mistress and model of Raphael. According to Vasari, the leading gossip girl of the Renaissance artists, Raphael was a “very amorous man and affectionate towards the ladies”. When commissioned by Agostino Chigi to decorate the Villa Farnesina, he was unable to dedicate himself properly to his work due to his infatuation – until she was allowed to come to live at his side. Again according to Vasari, it was Raphael’s immoderate indulgence in “amorous pleasures”, one day taken to excess, that brought on the fever which led to the young artist’s death in 1520, at age of 37.

    Artists: literally fucking themselves to death since 1520.

    Discuss.

    Also a topic of discussion in one of the best Epic Rap Battles of History they ever did

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HZ5V9rT96M

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    wandering wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Are we allowed to post renaissance tits?
    cocks only
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    That does not seem like the right sort of clothing to wear whilst playing battle chickens.

    Incidentally, that is why chickens were domesticated. Each army would put their best chicken forward to fight, so that augers could examine the entrails of the loser in case of a tie in the following battle.
    Keeping them for meat and eggs doesn't happen until centuries later.

    Tastyfish on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Get a province with cloth or cotton, farmland, and a center of trade. Let prosperity grow and activate the development edict. You should develop Rennaisance easy.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Research indicates seeing the crack slip out of pants is bad...

    But the butt is partially defined by the presence of the crack...

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    NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
    Warframe/Steam: NFyt
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cakes should be covered in a glaze

    oh wow

    [chat] getting real dirty tonight

    Going to go watch some videos about creampies

    (Great British Baking Show you pervs)

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cakes should be covered in a glaze

    oh wow

    [chat] getting real dirty tonight

    Going to go watch some videos about creampies

    (Great British Baking Show you pervs)

    Going to watch some videos about creampies

    (Pornhub, you pervs)

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Man am I sleepy now. This is the exact opposite of what was supposed to happen.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    The best reply to that tweet:

    I'm at the Pizza Hut
    I'm at the Urgent Care
    I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Urgent Care

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    fly fishing is a sport and a craft but like, fishing with a bob and a lure? jfc get fucked, drinking a 24 pack of natural ice on a boat isn't a sport

    DK I really hope this was satire that didn’t come across in the text

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    Dk is that sig change intentional? It sounds like a phishing link and I am not testing it.

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
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    Steam: Tortalius
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    So Disney+ not having Fillmore or The Weekenders is some kind of warcrime to Broar's teenage years of skipping school

    bloodyroarxx on
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    jfc 2k has acess to some of the best 3d scanning tech available and this is what they produce

    s55SGI4r.jpg

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    EG2f8SVXYAUmYbB.jpg:large

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    jfc 2k has acess to some of the best 3d scanning tech available and this is what they produce

    s55SGI4r.jpg

    Source engine is cheap tho

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    EG2f8SVXYAUmYbB.jpg:large

    this is made with the create-a-wrestler thing, right?

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    jfc 2k has acess to some of the best 3d scanning tech available and this is what they produce

    s55SGI4r.jpg

    fpoeb9na5w1h.jpg

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    EG2f8SVXYAUmYbB.jpg:large

    this is made with the create-a-wrestler thing, right?

    you know I wouldnt be posting these if they were

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I don't watch a lot of wrestle but that man does not look like a Dwayne Johnson at all.

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