Swash is missing in action so I'll do my best.
Canada is a massive country full of amazing people who sometimes hate each other. These are there stories.
There is an election happening today and we will see if Canada can stem the tide of right wing populism or if we'll fall for cheap gas and lower taxes.
Who is in the mix?
The incumbent. Broke a few promise but the country has marched along reasonably well under his tenure.
Centre-left, pro pipeline, provide jobs and take care of families
Conservative Automaton built to lower your taxes and cut spending on everything Canadians need. What Indigenous people? Oil is good. Lies a bunch.
Just started campaigning this week. Workers rights, environmental protection, green jobs, No chance at forming govt.
The environment stupid. Green jobs, environmental focus, leave the oil in the ground, no piplelines,.
Anti immigration, scared of new people who don't "act Canadian", not much policy outside of keeping Canada White.
Who gives a shit.
Regardless of your political interest or persuasion, GO VOTE. Don't waste the opportunity you have been given.