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Bad/Funny days at work.

OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Well, I work for N.C. State University, and as it is run by the state of North Carolina. Shit goes wrong here, a lot. The newest thing to happen has been a near fiasco with a new filing system we are trying to implement, rather than doing a decent document scaan, last month they decided to just get more efficient filing shelves. So, we got the ones that roll on tracks to save room. Unfortunatly, the state uses a Bid system, so that means that the person who is cheapest gets the job, regardless of rep most of the time. And well...this company was shit. They came in and used day laborers to install the filing system at first, once it was finished, I started to put our 10k+ files on the shelves. About a week of grueling paper-work and manual labor, the inspector comes in.

And the system does not meet the fire code.

They are too tall for the "sprinklers to adequatly cover the room". So, we have to call the company again to bring them up to code, which unfortunatly means that I have to move all the files out, but every other shelf is full, so we decide to do half the room at a time, no problem. Well, I clear out the first half, and they come in to do the one day job, which ends up taking four. But that's cool with me, I get paid to do nothing for 3 extra days. Well, they finish installing and I go in to move the other half to the new half. Meanwhile, the new file folders for all the files are in fucking Arizona, when the printing company is located here in NC. And they really had no explanation for that, upon hearing this, I give my notice, because this job is just going to be more of the same shit and they keep piling work upon my box. So, now I don't really care anymore, I am just here watching this plan crumble.

Well, 7 hours of manual labor in a cramped, hot file room later, the inspector returns. And the half they "fixed" they didn't really fix, they just kind of dicked around for 4 days and gave it cosmetic changes to make it look like they fixed it. So, tomorrow I am going to have to undo all the work I did today so they can actually fix the half. Either that or we just find new people to build the system.

Working for the State is kind of shitty sometimes.

I would love for someone to make me feel better about the sad pile of broken dreams by sharing some of their work stories.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Cue crappy retail job stories.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    last night at the resturant was awesome

    it was slow, like it always is on sunday nights, so we all drew names and made each other dishes

    I got yellow curry with potatoes carrots, I made saffron corn chowder

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    that was the most boring story I've read all day.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sunday at work I spent the entire night watching dvds.

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Next time there will be dinosaurs, lazers, tapdancing Hitlers, and maybe a zombie or two.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OldSundown wrote: »
    Next time there will be dinosaurs, lazers, tapdancing Hitlers, and maybe a zombie or two.

    Why don't you throw in an invader zim reference

    don't blame other people because your thread sucks

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Grape-Nuts:

    You open it up, no grapes, no nuts.

    WHAT'S THE DEAL?

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hey, this cereal doesn't taste like apples.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I should tell you guys about that time I worked overnight security at this one museum.

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  • Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    A man dressed in the most fantastic garb and claiming to be dubbed Dr. Marshmellows used to regularly buy shit from me when I was a pro meat cutter. I'm still not sure if he was real or not, but he liked him some german bologna.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I met the guy who invented raisins.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i once had to spellcheck a 10,000 page manual with more technical jargon than you can throw a stick at

    i bet i corrected billions of words that weren't wrong in the first place

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    You'd be surprised how many things at which I could shake a stick.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i knew throw didn't feel right in that post

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I work at Chuck E Cheese.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    last night at the resturant was awesome

    it was slow, like it always is on sunday nights, so we all drew names and made each other dishes

    I got yellow curry with potatoes carrots, I made saffron corn chowder

    That sounds like a rad night at work.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i knew throw didn't feel right in that post

    Heh, I didn't even see that you wrote throw instead of shake. My brain just saw what it assumed was there.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    last night at the resturant was awesome

    it was slow, like it always is on sunday nights, so we all drew names and made each other dishes

    I got yellow curry with potatoes carrots, I made saffron corn chowder

    That sounds like a rad night at work.

    it was, for sure

    I really love being a chef

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I went in for my job orientation today.
    Turns out the job orientation is tomorrow.
    Whoops.

    To be fair, the women told me MONDAY THE 22ND.
    I didn’t occur to me that those two did not match up until the person at the help desk gave me a confused look when I said I was there for orientation.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    well there was the time this one girl met me at the mini mart i was working at and her ex-husband showed up and slashed his wrists in front of us

    i ended up going out with her, which in retrospect was really the worst thing that happened that night

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I start my internship on June 22nd!

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've never had to clean up pee though, this is a good thing.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I have never worked in food service, and I am happy for it.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    When I turned 18 I could no longer see the swirls on Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i knew throw didn't feel right in that post

    when dealing with technical jargon, it's best just to forget about the warding stick, and let the jargon have it instead of keeping it yourself.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    When I turned 18 I could no longer see the swirls on Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

    I keep eating them, trying to understand it, but these Apple Jacks just don't taste like apples!

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've told this story before, but I never resolved it, so here goes again.

    I used to work at a gelato store at my local mall. This wasn't a puny little kiosk or stand either. This was a full blown gelato store that also sold crepes and smoothies and what not.

    It always got pretty hectic around lunch and dinner time because the crepes were pretty damn good and it was a change of pace from the McDonalds/Taco Bell/Subway trifecta down in the food court.

    So it's probably the busiest it's ever been during a busy period, and I'm working the counter because I'm the best sales person there.

    Old lady walks up.

    "One scoop of vanilla gelato please"
    "Would you like that in a cup or a cone?"
    "How much is a cup?''

    I tell her the price, which is pretty expensive for 6 oz. of gelato, but she still wants the cup anyways.

    So I start scooping her gelato, and the cute cashier girl working the shift with me rings her up. I hand the lady her gelato and she flips out.

    "$3.50 for this much?! This is simply unacceptable! I want my money back!"
    "Ma'am, don't let the size of the cup fool you, we weigh all our servings to hit 6 oz. and I even pack a little more in."
    "This is ridiculous! Let me speak to your manager!"

    So the manager, hearing all this, comes over. Normally she's a huge "customer is always right" push over, but for some reason she decided to take a stand on this one.

    "Ma'am, Katie here already rang you up, we can't do refunds on gelato."
    "BUT THIS IS A PATHETIC AMOUNT"
    "Ma'am, we are incredibly busy, please leave."

    So what does the lady do? She throws her gelato on the ground in a fit of anger and promptly slips on it as she tries to walk off in a huff.

    We totally got served a court order for that, but it was dropped because the bitch didn't suffer any real injuries beyond emotional damages.

    I no longer work in food services, or any sort of job that requires constant human interaction.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I realized I was old the day I was watching an Apple Jacks commercial and they were like "They're called Apple Jacks but they don't taste like apples!"

    And my brain went, "That is dumb."

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I realized I was old the day I was watching an Apple Jacks commercial and they were like "They're called Apple Jacks but they don't taste like apples!"

    And my brain went, "That is dumb."

    I saw a cookie crisp commerical one day by accident and I was concerned about the lack of fiber in a cookie-based breakfast

    People got to poop, ya know?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BC

    BC I TOLD SOMEONE THAT STORY A FEW DAYS AGO

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I used to work at Zellers (Canada's version of Wal-Mart/Target) and there was this one day someone poured cat litter into all the toilets in the men's public washroom and I had to clean them all out. It was that good kitty litter that hardens when it touches water...uggh

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I cry every day I become a little more like my dad.
    I’ll look at granola bars, and be like, there’s chocolate candy in all of these.
    Maybe I can find some with raisins.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    BC

    BC I TOLD SOMEONE THAT STORY A FEW DAYS AGO

    Really?
    Well, now you have an ending for it.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    B.C. wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    BC

    BC I TOLD SOMEONE THAT STORY A FEW DAYS AGO

    Really?
    Well, now you have an ending for it.

    The ending is not very exciting.

    She should have exploded at the hearing or something.

    Smote by the hand of God for being so fucking stupid.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I realized I was old the day I was watching an Apple Jacks commercial and they were like "They're called Apple Jacks but they don't taste like apples!"

    And my brain went, "That is dumb."

    I just always thought they did taste like apples.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Well, you're of the artistic persuasion. Jazz it up a bit.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    B.C. wrote: »
    Well, you're of the artistic persuasion. Jazz it up a bit.

    Well

    I do write fiction

    We'll see how that goes.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Cereal commercials feature a lot of robbery.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    silly rabbit

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    One time the rabbit went out and bought some Trix and the kids were like "fuck you, we're still taking it."

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