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KRANCH [bad food]

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    The amount of merch from awful processed food companies as some weird marketing strategy is inspiring, I guess

    I guess I could work on my Travis Touchdown esque t-shirt collection again

    Steak ums, Dietz and Watson (deli meats and cheeses conglomerate), Heinz, Tabasco, Hidden Valley etc etc

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Jesus, Neopets.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    Pretty sure this is photoshopped but it still makes me chuckle

    https://mobile.twitter.com/Lisa_D_London/status/1194363992925523969

    Apparently I can't embed tweets. Sorry I'm a bit tipsy

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Mobile tweets don't embed (just take out that part), but also that one's not coming up on the regular version either.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Well that's weird, it was showing up just now.

    Just imagine it was moderately funny.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Okay, I'm doin' it.

    Hah. Nice.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh shit I went too far, I'm hysterically laughing now

    now I'm dead because I couldn't breathe

    thanks a lot, Smof

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I love moderate hilarity I am enjoying this very much

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    There was a company selling a keg full of ranch dressing a number of years ago.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    There was a company selling a keg full of ranch dressing a number of years ago.

    Yes, that was Hidden Valley as well.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Well that's weird, it was showing up just now.

    Just imagine it was moderately funny.

    the account's been deleted?!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Well that's weird, it was showing up just now.

    Just imagine it was moderately funny.

    the account's been deleted?!

    It was SO moderately funny the internet couldn't handle it.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Well that's weird, it was showing up just now.

    Just imagine it was moderately funny.

    the account's been deleted?!

    HAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I cant find my gym bag

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Well that's weird, it was showing up just now.

    Just imagine it was moderately funny.

    the account's been deleted?!

    It was SO moderately funny the internet couldn't handle it.

    Damn, it's true what they say about moderates

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I had posted this oved in the Flavortown thread, but thought you'd might appreciate it as well:


    I am 1000% buying several of these for my friends

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh shit I went too far, I'm hysterically laughing now

    now I'm dead because I couldn't breathe

    thanks a lot, Smof

    Look I gave you very simple instructions

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh shit I went too far, I'm hysterically laughing now

    now I'm dead because I couldn't breathe

    thanks a lot, Smof

    Look I gave you very simple instructions

    I am haunting you as hard as I can

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I've always said there's nothing like humor to raise your spirits.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I've always wanted to be haunted

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I've always wanted to be haunted

    Only houses and cars can be haunted.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I just depressurised the single shot basket on my espresso machine (I normally use the double basket so I'm leaving that one as is) and nailing the grind on this is going to be really hard with this hand grinder since my electric one almost certainly doesn't go fine enough.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    *in a hushed, harried whisper* hey yo kinder is terrible chocolate

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I've never had an advent calendar

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I've never had an advent calendar

    The LEGO ones are great!

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    Uriel wrote: »
    I've never had an advent calendar

    I had them when I was in Catholic school but after that they sorta vanished

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I got a German import beer advent calendar last year and it had a can of what I would say was my favorite ever beer, which I could not buy locally by any other means.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Advent calendars are great.

    They’ve got one for whatever the fuck you like.

    Hardcore pornography DVD’s? There’s an advent calendar for that! Teeth of various local fauna? There’s an advent calendar for that!

    Human thumbs!?

    You got me, legal’s still working on that one. But we’ve got some swell ideas a’cookin’!

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Yo, guess who has twenty-five thumbs and is super jazzed for the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    My favorite middle-of-the-night pizza place strikes again.

    "Don't care about the toppings, I'll just charge you for a cheese pizza."

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    It turns out that if you decide to make an omelette using leftover jalapeno popper dip, nobody can technically stop you.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Yo, guess who has twenty-five thumbs and is super jazzed for the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

    Shub-niggurath?

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Yo, guess who has twenty-five thumbs and is super jazzed for the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

    Call within the next 4 hours and the answer can be you for 29.99.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
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    I want this one

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    How To Make a Blooming Onion (9 mins)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n41k7R7Wkeg

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    In a fit of pure desperation, I once bought my dad a port wine advent calendar. A small port wine a day, what could go wrong?!

    Nothing, it turns out, as they were all well beyond what you would expect, and a few of them turned out to be very good indeed. So there really is an advent calendar for everyone and everything!

    Tl;DR: Indie Winter is right, Kinder chocolate is generally overrated.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    In a fit of pure desperation, I once bought my dad a port wine advent calendar. A small port wine a day, what could go wrong?!

    Nothing, it turns out, as they were all well beyond what you would expect, and a few of them turned out to be very good indeed. So there really is an advent calendar for everyone and everything!

    Tl;DR: Indie Winter is right, Kinder chocolate is generally overrated.

    I bought my other half a gin a day advent calendar last year

    There's 22 small bottles sat on the side since she tried one, decided it was disgusting and hasn't touched the rest

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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