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KRANCH [bad food]

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    "Getting his Pope on" is a deeply upsetting mental image.

    3clipsejgeisThe Escape GoatApocalyptusSlacker71BucketmanDouglasDanger
  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I vastly prefer the texture of solid white tuna to the cheaper chunk light stuff for tuna salad, but will readily eat salads made from either.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I’m still flabbergasted that some people consider canned tuna fit for human consumption at all.
    Raw or fresh cooked tuna is great, but canned is extremely off putting in both texture and aroma, and clearly a variety of cat food.

    I never liked it but I learned to love tuna salad and tuna noodle casserole

    I think.. I think you just solved my dinner craving issues.

    omg i need some right now.

    BahamutZEROSlacker71Xaquin
  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat of course Registered User regular
    Weirdly, the only place I like tuna is sushi. Both steaks and the canned/salad type are high on my list of never-gonna-eat-that.

    3clipse wrote: »
    God is dead and life has no purpose.
    Bucketman
  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Canned tuna is delicious, you take that back right meow.

    Are you or have you ever been a cat???

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
    DepressperadoThe Escape Goat
  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Canned tuna is delicious, you take that back right meow.

    Are you or have you ever been a cat???

    You can't purrove anything.

    I mean, I'd take Nick Offerman's spikey cat dick willingly
    TofystedethDrezSlacker71WhiteZinfandelBucketman
  • If you want fish out a can at least go for the kippers

    Apocalyptus
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast

    TofystedethApocalyptusSlacker71SporkAndrew
  • Ive always liked the smell of smoked fish, I aint eatin it though thats bait for a nice fresh fish

  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Fuckin''

    Gimme those

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited December 3
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I was sad that I had no underpants
    Until I met a man with no butt

    I got ass and underpants for days.

    Truly, I am blessed.
    Atheraal wrote: »
    Canned tuna was on sale, so I made some good ol' tuna sammiches
    What tricks do y'all use for yours, I feel like everyone makes 'em differently. I chop garlic and onion, put a little vinegar and lime juice on and let that sit for a while, then add the tuna and a bit of mayo. Plus a shot of sesame oil and hot sauce, along with whatever seasoning and spices to taste, usually chili powder.

    I used to make tuna salad with basil pesto and some chopped up sundried tomatoes.
    Onions, mayo, mustard, cumin, tomatoes and garlic if I'm feeling saucy, mebbe a hardboiled egg if I got nothing else goin' on.

    sarukun on
  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I cannot stand canned or bagged tuna

    Fresh tuna is totally fine but the smell of canned tuna is noxious

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  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    Bagged tuna?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Bagged tuna?

    you a cop?

  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    You can get tuna is sealed bags now.

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    BlankZoeKayne Red Robe
  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Well what am I supposed to do with this ziploc bag full of fish guts

  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Lure sharks?

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  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Bagged tuna?

    you a cop?
    I’m not a cawwwp

    Are yew a cawwwwp?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Well what am I supposed to do with this ziploc bag full of fish guts

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Well what am I supposed to do with this ziploc bag full of fish guts

    Have you seen American Pie?
    Cause... not that. You don't want to do that.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Well what am I supposed to do with this ziploc bag full of fish guts

    chum-dip-600x635.jpg

    What’d you just call me?!?

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Well what am I supposed to do with this ziploc bag full of fish guts

    Have you seen American Pie?
    Cause... not that. You don't want to do that.

    Yeah that’s how you get crabs

    AtheraalSlacker71chrishallett83
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Amazon: shorturl.at/giJSV Steam: shorturl.at/ftCLSRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Canned tuna is delicious, you take that back right meow.

    Careful with these shenangians, or the captain's gonna pistol whip you.

  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    Screamin' Sriracha Doritos are quite good. Considerably hotter than the Tapa Tio ones, but perhaps not as tasty.

  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    Pouch tuna is convenient and great and comes in a bunch of flavors, the tapatio one is fantastic.

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    pouch tuna is more expensive but it absolutely tastes better than canned tuna

    I'll eat either though, good homemade tuna salad makes a damn fine sandwich

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
    DouglasDanger#pipe
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    How about tuna flavored Oreos

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I love packaged tuna in pretty much any form. It was a staple part of my childhood lunches, so it's close to my heart.

    Though I do eat it far far less these days, ever since @Lost Salient got to me.

    chrishallett83DouglasDangerJedoclonelyahavaLost Salient
  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Portland had to do the same type of thing when Krispy Kreme first arrived.

  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    I fully acknowledge canned tuna isn't the best, both taste wise and ecologically. But tuna salad and casserole are flavours of my childhood, and cheap subjectively-tasty protein that isn't beans makes my poverty-stricken heart happy.
    Also thanks for sharing your tricks, everyone. I'm gonna get a little jar of horseradish at the next opportunity.

    I also just did something entirely thread appropriate, so I hope you're all very proud. Tuna sandwich, but slices of thin crust pepperoni pizza instead of bread.

    sarukunSlacker71
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    I don’t actually eat tuna anymore except in the occasional 7-11 sangwidge on account of all the fish gone forever, but I have fond memories of that mayo-mustard-onion-cumin dressing.

    I use it to make potato salad these days.

  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    One of these days they're going to run out of flavors and just end up making Oreos with Oreo-flavored cream.

    An oreoboreos.

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  • I say eat your ground up fish while theres still fish to grind

    I mean dont because thats disgusting but if you want to for some reason

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Was the previous mystery flavor Fruity Pebbles? Don't think I ever found out officially

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    BucketmanOpty
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Weirdly, the only place I like tuna is sushi. Both steaks and the canned/salad type are high on my list of never-gonna-eat-that.

    I'm the same. I've had tuna salad, and tuna sandwiches and tuna casserole, and I just...can't. When I tried sushi earlier this year I decided to go full hog and tried several types of tuna and I really liked it. Decided to try canned again and...nope. Just no.

    The Escape Goat
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    Portland had to do the same type of thing when Krispy Kreme first arrived.

    They are opening a Chick-fil-A in my town. My "ugh" aside, it does do a lot of business, and they are putting it right in the one of the worst traffic areas in town, its going to be a nightmare

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat of course Registered User regular
    the closest thing to canned tuna I can stomach is taramosalata, which is only vaguely related on the vector of "commercial packaged allegedly fish-adjacent product"

    3clipse wrote: »
    God is dead and life has no purpose.
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