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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Yeah, like, for comparison I get KFC Mac every time I go and don't mind most other fast food ones

    Arby's Mac is D I S G U S T I N G

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  • ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I enjoy KFC mac and cheese and get it every time I'm there, which I'll grant is hardly ever, but still. It's a very specific thing and I like it.

    South Park definitely nailed how primal their mash potatoes and gravy are for me. I know it's probably boil-in-a-bag stir with additives crap, but good lord they lace it with something that tickles my bovine brain something fierce. That and their coleslaw are must haves every time I go there for chicken.

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    kfc mashed potatoes are pretty bad but the gravy is unequivocally excellent

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I enjoy KFC mac and cheese and get it every time I'm there, which I'll grant is hardly ever, but still. It's a very specific thing and I like it.

    South Park definitely nailed how primal their mash potatoes and gravy are for me. I know it's probably boil-in-a-bag stir with additives crap, but good lord they lace it with something that tickles my bovine brain something fierce. That and their coleslaw are must haves every time I go there for chicken.

    Large quantities of MSG.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Back when I could have KFC, without it threatening to ruin my pants Chipotle style, I would just combine the chicken tenders, macaroni, potatoes, and gravy into a single bowl and mix it all up.

    It was delicious

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    edited January 15
    Madican wrote: »
    Back when I could have KFC, without it threatening to ruin my pants Chipotle style, I would just combine the chicken tenders, macaroni, potatoes, and gravy into a single bowl and mix it all up.

    It was delicious

    There's a restaurant in my neighborhood that will do that but with actual quality chicken tenders and smashed potatoes and cream gravy.

    Except without the macaroni. They do top it with shredded cheese and green onions and throw in some corn, though.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    gimme that

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    A restaurant near me had their own "gourmet" Famous Bowl. One of the owners of that place left and broke off with their partner and opened their own fancy taco place (I actually really like it but calling them a taco is a stretch). They had one that was like that for Thanksgiving. Fried Chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, gravy and an option of cranberry sauce. The waitress said "Its the closest thing to the renowned Market Famous Bowl" you can still get" and my wife, without skipping a beat said "You mean the thing KFC had for like 4 years before that place even opened?" and our waitress acted like she had never heard of this KFC before.

    it was an odd experience but I guess the chef wants credit for inventing "Crap piled on each other"

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    gimme that

    Gimme that minus the corn

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  • GlalGlal Registered User regular
    It's fine, I'll have yours.

  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    gimme that

    Gimme that minus the corn

    I wouldn't have put it in if I was making it from scratch, but it actually works really well! There's not a ton of it, and it's just these sweet buttery little nugs in among all the savory stuff.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I love a mix of mashed potatoes, corn and turkey, with maybe some butter and some hot sauce

    I really don't like eating gravy

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I love a mix of mashed potatoes, corn and turkey, with maybe some butter and some hot sauce

    I really don't like eating gravy

    Drinking it? MRE gravy is thick though to chew

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  • AtaxrxesAtaxrxes Cursed EarthRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Back when I could have KFC, without it threatening to ruin my pants Chipotle style, I would just combine the chicken tenders, macaroni, potatoes, and gravy into a single bowl and mix it all up.

    It was delicious

    There's a restaurant in my neighborhood that will do that but with actual quality chicken tenders and smashed potatoes and cream gravy.

    Except without the macaroni. They do top it with shredded cheese and green onions and throw in some corn, though.

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    Yes. Give it to me. Where is this wonderland?

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat but not a real green dress, that's cruel Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    gimme that

    Gimme that minus the corn

    I wouldn't have put it in if I was making it from scratch, but it actually works really well! There's not a ton of it, and it's just these sweet buttery little nugs in among all the savory stuff.

    Like the peas in a shepherd's pie.

    ...this isn't actually that far from a shepherd's pie, now that I think about it

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    Ataxrxes wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Back when I could have KFC, without it threatening to ruin my pants Chipotle style, I would just combine the chicken tenders, macaroni, potatoes, and gravy into a single bowl and mix it all up.

    It was delicious

    There's a restaurant in my neighborhood that will do that but with actual quality chicken tenders and smashed potatoes and cream gravy.

    Except without the macaroni. They do top it with shredded cheese and green onions and throw in some corn, though.

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    Yes. Give it to me. Where is this wonderland?

    Plaza district in Oklahoma City. Let me know when you're going, you can park at my house and we can walk together.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Wait

    Where the hell is that

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Wait

    Where the hell is that

    The Press! They make the worst chicken fried steak in town, but the bowl is legit. You can also get a breakfast version that adds biscuits and eggs and bacon crumbles to the unholy pile.

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  • TurambarTurambar Avocado at law Registered User regular
    I'll have one unholy pile, please

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    In the realm of WTF

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Wait

    Where the hell is that

    The Press! They make the worst chicken fried steak in town, but the bowl is legit. You can also get a breakfast version that adds biscuits and eggs and bacon crumbles to the unholy pile.

    God

    Thank you

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Arby’s is a chain I won’t touch with a ten-foot pole.

    I ate there literally exactly once and it made me so sick it put me off of the chain permanently.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    You’ll always be off the chain to me Drez

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    You’ll always be off the chain to me Drez

    You know what they say: Be the chain you want to see in the world.

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    Did the damn thing.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Did the damn thing.

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    Pics or it didn’t ha-

    Oh wait

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Man, if I lived in OKC my heart would give out within a couple years. I don't have the willpower not to eat all that delicious artery clogging stuff.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Sigh I have not had a chicken fried steak in a long time now I want one. Alas the lack of funds and how only one business sells a meh acceptable one here stop me

  • ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Did the damn thing.

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    Give it to me. All of it. Shove it into my maw homer-simpson-in-hell-donut-machine style and wheel me out in a barrow.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Did the damn thing.

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    Give it to me. All of it. Shove it into my maw homer-simpson-in-hell-donut-machine style and wheel me out in a barrow.

    Sir you'll take two wheelbarrows after this meal.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Someone break down that plate for me. I recognise fried chicken and sweetcorn. I'm guessing the topping is gravy? Though I have never learned what that actually is.

  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    It's cream gravy, a type of roux. You mix flour and hot fat (traditionally the leftover grease from the meat in the dish) into a thin paste over heat, and then add milk and reduce it to a thick sauce. Season with salt and quite a bit of black pepper.

    The bottom layer in that is a bed of rough-mashed potatoes and there's some melted cheese in the mix.

    Tragically, the potato is the healthiest item on the plate.

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  • ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Did the damn thing.

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    Give it to me. All of it. Shove it into my maw homer-simpson-in-hell-donut-machine style and wheel me out in a barrow.

    Sir you'll take two wheelbarrows after this meal.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    As you can see from this text chain between my wife and I, last night's dinner was a little fishy:

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I haven't had sushi in so long. I need to fix that.

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
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