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  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    man anakin was really an asshole for killing those younglings

    They were armed, it was self defense

    doubly armed even

    zepherinCouscous
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Maybe he disarmed them. It’s the Star Wars way.

    RMS Oceanic
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    You might think those were children but actually they're 900 year old aliens.

    zepherin
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I won’t post the link because it’s nsfw but there’s a headline going around titled A Comedian Went On Germany's Got Talent, Painted Her Ass Like A Dog, Then "Ate" Sausages With Said Ass That Was Painted Like A Dog and honestly comedy has peaked we can all stop trying

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I won’t post the link because it’s nsfw but there’s a headline going around titled A Comedian Went On Germany's Got Talent, Painted Her Ass Like A Dog, Then "Ate" Sausages With Said Ass That Was Painted Like A Dog and honestly comedy has peaked we can all stop trying

    What are memes if not the comedy of non-trying?

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Just defeated the final boss in Dead Cells for the first time

    Turns out that all I needed was two incredibly high level crossbow turrets

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    That’s a month old news. Also what’s not to like? Dogs? Sausage? Butts? All good things.

    Elldren
  • AtomikaAtomika A joke hole just for fartsRegistered User regular
    This is because they finally lifted Germany’s comedy embargo

    They haven’t had any since 1945 and they’re very rusty

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud bear with us as we do some "rebranding" Registered User regular
    I'm disappointed she didn't get the whole chain of em' up there.

    Elldren
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    i'm watching Grand Piano

    a film about a pianist who, if he misses a note during a performance, gets shot

    it's awful and i love it

    Chanus
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i'm watching Grand Piano

    a film about a pianist who, if he misses a note during a performance, gets shot

    it's awful and i love it

    by making it into a movie they wasted an excellent idea for a live show

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Part of me feels bad for sending no-longer-a-kitten on a wild goose chase with a laser pointer.

    But she was literally trying to steal my pizza so I feel pretty justified in my actions.

    zepherin
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I won’t post the link because it’s nsfw but there’s a headline going around titled A Comedian Went On Germany's Got Talent, Painted Her Ass Like A Dog, Then "Ate" Sausages With Said Ass That Was Painted Like A Dog and honestly comedy has peaked we can all stop trying
    The act saw act Duckie L'Orange expose her back and bum - which had a dog's face scrawled across it - before shuffling backwards towards a string of sausages on the floor.

    She then managed to make it look like the 'face' was munching the savoury treats while the panel of judges squealed in horror.
    Duckie L'Orange is Aussie-born, Berlin-based performance artist. According to her website, she has extensive experience working on creative projects with children.

    checks out

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    the movie ended with elijah wood suplexing the sniper (who was john cusack) through the priceless piano that was owned by his eccentric mentor

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  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    the movie ended with elijah wood suplexing the sniper (who was john cusack) through the priceless piano that was owned by his eccentric mentor
    Holy shit this is a good movie

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  • BurnageBurnage irregular Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    the movie ended with elijah wood suplexing the sniper (who was john cusack) through the priceless piano that was owned by his eccentric mentor
    Holy shit this is a good movie

    The Grosse Pointe Blank sequel we never knew we needed

    AtomikaRedTideTicaldfjam
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I made arancini for lunch, and man, I'm glad I only attempted to eat two of these as opposed to the whole batch that I made

  • AtomikaAtomika A joke hole just for fartsRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I made arancini for lunch,

    a heaping bowl of spiders, just like grandma used to make

    Kristmas Kthulhu
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Today we will paint a mountain that owes us nothing. Registered User regular
    I don't know that I can believe Elijah Wood suplexing anybody

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I don't know that I can believe Elijah Wood suplexing anybody

    it was hardly the least believable part of the movie

  • BurnageBurnage irregular Registered User regular
    I don't know that I can believe Elijah Wood suplexing anybody

    I reckon he could take Michael Cera

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Where would you place this piano suplex assassin movie on the official and only movie rating system, the Scorsese: Art or Marvel Movie Index?

  • NecoNeco Background Noise Registered User regular
    I’m smart and insightful

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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
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    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
    Warframe/Steam: NFyt
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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is Dragon Force a harem building game. Are there any tsundere generals.

    There are a few tsundere generals. There are a few unique general to general interactions when they meet in battle. They get some special dialogue, some of which is tsundere.

    Also, there is one general who will immediately desert your army if the army he is in encounters an enemy army that has a female general.

    Hell yeah, tsundere generals! Looks like a fun game, actually.

    And why does he desert, does he fall in love with her, or does he hate interacting with women.

    He’s basically like, “they’re much prettier on that side. Byeeeeeeeeee”

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    There is an ice cream van in the street, playing its chimes, on a 2°c day in November

    This cannot be anything other than drugs

  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
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  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    NEO|Phyte wrote: »
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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I guess my kids were not pulling my leg after all.

    Gooigi is an actual playable character and that's the real name for (him? It?).

    Kid PresentableHahnsoo1wandering
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    I guess my kids were not pulling my leg after all.

    Gooigi is an actual playable character and that's the real name for (him? It?).

    yup

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Hahnsoo1
  • AtomikaAtomika A joke hole just for fartsRegistered User regular
    I would have also believed that “Gooigi” was the name of an eastern bloc pastry, a bluetooth-enabled vibrator, or one of those pop-up clothing retailers on Amazon that are just Chinese sweatshops.

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Did Luigi fuck a ghost? Or...?

    Kid Presentablewandering
  • AtomikaAtomika A joke hole just for fartsRegistered User regular
    ”my bubby made the best kreplach and kasha varnishkes, and everyone loved her rugelach, of course, but her gooigi was worse than my mother-in-law’s pierogis,”

    and so on

    navgooseCouscous
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    I guess my kids were not pulling my leg after all.

    Gooigi is an actual playable character and that's the real name for (him? It?).
    Luigi keeps him in a tank On his back and can shit him out when needed

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    Sometimes, I make YouTube videos
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    ”my bubby made the best kreplach and kasha varnishkes, and everyone loved her rugelach, of course, but her gooigi was worse than my mother-in-law’s pierogis,”

    and so on

    I assume this is a sentence using the blue-tooth enabled vibrator definition

    AtomikaHahnsoo1Elldren
  • AtomikaAtomika A joke hole just for fartsRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    ”my bubby made the best kreplach and kasha varnishkes, and everyone loved her rugelach, of course, but her gooigi was worse than my mother-in-law’s pierogis,”

    and so on

    I assume this is a sentence using the blue-tooth enabled vibrator definition

    disgusting

    and yes

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