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  • AtomikaAtomika A joke hole just for fartsRegistered User regular
    Y’all ain’t selling me on Death Streisand so far

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Of course this is a Kojima production so all the overwrought symbolism is really just I dunno, friendship bacteria that feeds on interpersonal relationships that babies in the womb haven’t been exposed to yet.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 9
    You can drink five cans of lovingly rendered Monster energy drinks and then go out into the world and fall flat on your ass because you tripped with all that cargo on you.

    You can then drink the Monster energy drink your canteen makes out of time rain.

    Not sure how else to sell it.

    Couscous on
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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited November 9
    I love watching the death stranding cutscenes on the Youtubers more than I thought I would but I also couldn't resist "ALL ENDINGS EXPLAINED" after watching 2 hours of portering.

    I crimed myself.

    Tumin on
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    death stranding more like math stranding amiright gottem

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    You are Sam Porter Bridges

    *stuff revealed very early in the game*
    Your mother, Bridget Strand, is the president of the United Cities of America. After she dies, your sister becomes the new president.

    She wants you to go westward and connect the remaining American cities.

  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular

    Science has gone too far

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod

    That’s a wild story. I never considered the possibility that a project would be held hostage for payments.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Fextralife here doing gods work making a massive shortcut for folks in Death Stranding

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    cB557
  • AtomikaAtomika A joke hole just for fartsRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    You are Sam Porter Bridges

    *stuff revealed very early in the game*
    Your mother, Bridget Strand, is the president of the United Cities of America. After she dies, your sister becomes the new president.

    She wants you to go westward and connect the remaining American cities.

    This was the plot of that screenplay from the Futurama episode with Zoidberg and his uncle

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 9
    Atomika wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    You are Sam Porter Bridges

    *stuff revealed very early in the game*
    Your mother, Bridget Strand, is the president of the United Cities of America. After she dies, your sister becomes the new president.

    She wants you to go westward and connect the remaining American cities.

    This was the plot of that screenplay from the Futurama episode with Zoidberg and his uncle

    Yeah, I did think about that episode when writing that.
    Die-Hardman is the director of the UCA.

    Your sister goes by Amelie but was originally named Amerigo.

    This is Die-Hardman:
    lpxhrargd7zq.jpg

    Couscous on
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  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
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    Mmm, nothing like rolling over to a level ending in 0 and being able to slap on a pile of gear that's miles better than the old stuff.

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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  • BurnageBurnage irregular Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    You are Sam Porter Bridges

    *stuff revealed very early in the game*
    Your mother, Bridget Strand, is the president of the United Cities of America. After she dies, your sister becomes the new president.

    She wants you to go westward and connect the remaining American cities.

    This was the plot of that screenplay from the Futurama episode with Zoidberg and his uncle

    Yeah, I did think about that episode when writing that.
    Die-Hardman is the director of the UCA.

    Your sister goes by Amelie but was originally named Amerigo.

    This is Die-Hardman:
    lpxhrargd7zq.jpg

    Um, I think you'll find
    that this is Die-Hardman
    170px-Bruce_Willis_Cannes_2006.jpg

    Chanus
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    I think egadd is the one who fucked the goo

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    I played 22 hours of death stranding since it came out Thursday night. I'm going to eat some food, go work out a little bit, maybe take out the trash, and then I'm dying to get back into it. It's very good imo. And I absolutely have to see where the story goes even if it ends up being total nonsense. So far it is fascinating.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Egadd is Dracula sideways 🤔

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  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I played 22 hours of death stranding since it came out Thursday night. I'm going to eat some food, go work out a little bit, maybe take out the trash, and then I'm dying to get back into it. It's very good imo. And I absolutely have to see where the story goes even if it ends up being total nonsense. So far it is fascinating.

    I wonder how many random packages Conan's got since that came out

  • SarksusSarksus JUST PRINTRegistered User regular
    Hope everyone is having a chiral morning.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Kojima thinks writers who use subtext are cowards.

    Kristmas Kthulhu
  • BurnageBurnage irregular Registered User regular
    edited November 9
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kojima thinks writers who use subtext are cowards.

    "Subtext is for the weak. I use domtext."

    Burnage on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kojima thinks writers who use subtext are cowards.

    I absolutely picture Kojima as a japanese Garth Marenghi equivalent

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited November 9
    Death Stranding, the game is nothing but a giant fetch quest.

    Edit: Some folks will love this. I find watching it fascinating.

    Mazzyx on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I have somehow managed to screw up this genealogy database such that I have a person married to their grandmother, with a child born 30 years earlier than they were alive

  • BurnageBurnage irregular Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kojima thinks writers who use subtext are cowards.

    I absolutely picture Kojima as a japanese Garth Marenghi equivalent

    Something was pouring from the internet. He examined his tablet. Memes? Memes. Juicy, fresh-smelling memes. His memes. Memes. Memes. Memes. And bits of porn.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I have somehow managed to screw up this genealogy database such that I have a person married to their grandmother, with a child born 30 years earlier than they were alive

    So...

    Philip J. Fry's family genealogy

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Death Stranding, the game is nothing but a giant fetch quest.

    Edit: Some folks will love this. I find watching it fascinating.

    Except it also
    makes you fight stuff, like people and giant goo demons. And at one point in chapter 4
    no really real spoiler
    makes you fight people with real guns.

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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    death stranding sounds like it looked at dark souls being a game specifically designed for me to not like it and went

    yeah but hang on

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I have somehow managed to screw up this genealogy database such that I have a person married to their grandmother, with a child born 30 years earlier than they were alive

    So...

    Philip J. Fry's family genealogy

    I blame the fact that there are three generations of fathers and sons all named James Pollock. At some point I've entered a load of data meant for the youngest of them against the record for their grandfather.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I have somehow managed to screw up this genealogy database such that I have a person married to their grandmother, with a child born 30 years earlier than they were alive

    So...

    Philip J. Fry's family genealogy

    I blame the fact that there are three generations of fathers and sons all named James Pollock. At some point I've entered a load of data meant for the youngest of them against the record for their grandfather.

    But can you really be sure they aren't all one person?

    MsAnthropyKristmas Kthulhu
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Sup people and japan

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    hello nexus

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited November 9


    just something for the haters to consider

    Kid Presentable on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Death Stranding, the game is nothing but a giant fetch quest.

    Edit: Some folks will love this. I find watching it fascinating.

    Except it also
    makes you fight stuff, like people and giant goo demons. And at one point in chapter 4
    no really real spoiler
    makes you fight people with real guns.

    The reviews make those parts sound like the worst parts of the game.

    Kristmas Kthulhu
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular


    OK, but let's use deep fakes to make a version of Star Wars where Han Solo has a cowboy hat because that sounds fun.

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  • painfulPleasancepainfulPleasance Registered User regular

    Winky
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Death Stranding, the game is nothing but a giant fetch quest.

    Edit: Some folks will love this. I find watching it fascinating.

    Except it also
    makes you fight stuff, like people and giant goo demons. And at one point in chapter 4
    no really real spoiler
    makes you fight people with real guns.

    The reviews make those parts sound like the worst parts of the game.

    I dunno I liked it. I'm trying to avoid other info till I beat it though.

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »


    OK, but let's use deep fakes to make a version of Star Wars where Han Solo has a cowboy hat because that sounds fun.

    Solo 2, another prequel, where this time we learn how the young scoundrel came into possession of his iconic cowboy hat

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    like they just made up those iconic hanging dice why not a cowboy hat

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