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The true punchline is that there's no one on the other end of that phone call. Gabe is just having a conversation in the dark with his insane Pokemon-drill-sergeant alter ego.
"It's just as I've always said. We are being digested by an amoral universe."
The true punchline is that there's no one on the other end of that phone call. Gabe is just having a conversation in the dark with his insane Pokemon-drill-sergeant alter ego.
Most (all?) new phones have a proximity sensor that disables the screen when held up to your ear during a call these days... I second this conspiracy theory.
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“I used to draw, hard to admit that I used to draw...”
The true punchline is that there's no one on the other end of that phone call. Gabe is just having a conversation in the dark with his insane Pokemon-drill-sergeant alter ego.
Most (all?) new phones have a proximity sensor that disables the screen when held up to your ear during a call these days... I second this conspiracy theory.
The phone still has buttons on it, its clearly a black berry so "modern" is right out the window.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I find this one really hard to follow for some reason. All I could gleam off it was gabe trying to get someone to play pokemon.
Yellow bubbles are Gabe. Green boxes with jagged connectors are the caller. They are trying to get Gabe to come out of retirement as a pokemon trainer (see lots of old comics for his cruel mastery of pokemons). He says he will only come back if they will let him disregard any rules (again, see old comics for his no-fucks-given treatment of his pokemon).
Last panel is a tangential joke about how he got trouble in Outback Steakhouse one time for breaking some (unmentioned) rule, despite their advertising slogan of "No Rules, Just Right."
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"I'll never tell. I swore a pact that day that I'd never talk about the Outback, ever again."
Well, at least when at an Outback Steakhouse anyway. It's in the rules.
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Damn you Kowalski turn in your badge and gun YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!
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...and watch The Big Bang Theory, enjoy the cuisine of Guy Fieri, and listen to Nickelback.
-Tycho Brahe
Most (all?) new phones have a proximity sensor that disables the screen when held up to your ear during a call these days... I second this conspiracy theory.
The phone still has buttons on it, its clearly a black berry so "modern" is right out the window.
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In house music is Nickelback covers of Coldplay.
I’ll have a blooming Donkey Sauce.
Yellow bubbles are Gabe. Green boxes with jagged connectors are the caller. They are trying to get Gabe to come out of retirement as a pokemon trainer (see lots of old comics for his cruel mastery of pokemons). He says he will only come back if they will let him disregard any rules (again, see old comics for his no-fucks-given treatment of his pokemon).
Last panel is a tangential joke about how he got trouble in Outback Steakhouse one time for breaking some (unmentioned) rule, despite their advertising slogan of "No Rules, Just Right."
I assumed it was a non sequitur
That’s a weird slogan
They also sell a gooey brown dessert called "Chocolate Thunder from Down Under".
Dangerous questions take us to dangerous places
Maybe he needed a different restaraunt to practice "topping" after Applebees threw him out:
-Tycho Brahe
Being in Australia, you would of course bottom at an Outback where you secretly shit under their table.