They can say fuck in comic books? [new comic book thread ]

Balefuego

That Thor cover is a-maze-ing

Synthetic Orange

The new Heroes for Hire cover though... I dont know what to make of it.

fapfapohgodIshouldkillmyselfnow

ChicoBlue

That Thor cover is pretty bad ass. I dig Thor.

I'm going to have to start picking up the new series.

scarlet st.

I was almost tricked into thinking this was a new comic thread.

Stigma

cyborg hulk what

ShimSham

Stigma wrote: »

cyborg hulk what

He's so pissed.

Stigma

doesn't hulk change sizes as he angers and calms down? wouldn't that fuck up implants that don't change size? what about when he turns back into banner?
what the fuck?

artists need to learn how to draw hulk to a set scale and stop being wierd about it. especially 60s cartoon hulk artists. get it together guys.

Olivaw

a) it's not a cyborg arm, it's armor from his time on the gladiator planet and b) I cannot wait for the new Thor series oh god

Balefuego

whoops, that should be new comics thread.

ShimSham

You can change it. Click on the title's line, then click again a second later like you were renaming a windows file name.

Nogs

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

The new Heroes for Hire cover though... I dont know what to make of it.

fapfapohgodIshouldkillmyselfnow

Its absolute shit.

Carnivore

Cant say flick though

graizur

Was any one else dissapointed by the ending of the Luna Brother's GIRLS?

DarkPrimus

Stigma wrote: »

doesn't hulk change sizes as he angers and calms down? wouldn't that fuck up implants that don't change size? what about when he turns back into banner?
what the fuck?

Hulk reverted to Banner only twice during the entire Planet Hulk arc, and one of them was only because the Hulk WANTED TO.

The Hulk is so pissed off right now it is not even funny. Banner is not coming out for a good long time.

TM2 Rampage

graizur wrote: »

Was any one else dissapointed by the ending of the Luna Brother's GIRLS?

I had been wanting to get the trades for that. Is it an overall enjoyable read or not?

graizur

TM2 Rampage wrote: »

graizur wrote: »

Was any one else dissapointed by the ending of the Luna Brother's GIRLS?

I had been wanting to get the trades for that. Is it an overall enjoyable read or not?

Much of it was a good read. Personally there are parts here and there where I felt dissapointed where it could have really suprised me but didn't...

I guess these days I am not really happy unless I have a relatable hero a relatable villian and the villian wins. One of the reasons I didn't like 28 weeks later was a lack of 2 out of 3 of those things.

trentsteel

The following people have been cast in The Watchmen

Patrick Wilson, as Night Owl
Keanu Reeves as Dr. Manhattan

Jude Law as Ozymandias

Or at least, they've been offered the roles.

Synthetic Orange

graizur wrote: »

TM2 Rampage wrote: »

graizur wrote: »

Was any one else dissapointed by the ending of the Luna Brother's GIRLS?

I had been wanting to get the trades for that. Is it an overall enjoyable read or not?

Much of it was a good read. Personally there are parts here and there where I felt dissapointed where it could have really suprised me but didn't...

I guess these days I am not really happy unless I have a relatable hero a relatable villian and the villian wins. One of the reasons I didn't like 28 weeks later was a lack of 2 out of 3 of those things.

But...

...the girls did win. They've harvested all that material and now there's thousands of those sperm monsters.

Well, I guess the townies dont have to deal with them anymore.

Htown

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Stigma wrote: »

doesn't hulk change sizes as he angers and calms down? wouldn't that fuck up implants that don't change size? what about when he turns back into banner?
what the fuck?

Hulk reverted to Banner only twice during the entire Planet Hulk arc, and one of them was only because the Hulk WANTED TO.

The Hulk is so pissed off right now it is not even funny. Banner is not coming out for a good long time.

Even if Banner DID come out, I kind of think he'd be on the Hulk's side on this one.

trentsteel

Htown wrote: »

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Stigma wrote: »

doesn't hulk change sizes as he angers and calms down? wouldn't that fuck up implants that don't change size? what about when he turns back into banner?
what the fuck?

Hulk reverted to Banner only twice during the entire Planet Hulk arc, and one of them was only because the Hulk WANTED TO.

The Hulk is so pissed off right now it is not even funny. Banner is not coming out for a good long time.

Even if Banner DID come out, I kind of think he'd be on the Hulk's side on this one.

Uh, I'm not sure but didn't Reed Richards et al. kick him out of earth because he was a constant problem and came close to splitting the Earth in half? Fuck the hulk and his rampages; he needs to control his anger.

Balefuego

Constant rampaging? Yes.

Splitting the earth in half? uhhh.. no.

But you also have to keep in mind that rampages aside, Hulk beat the ever loving shit out of alot of really bad dudes. Since he's been gone his villians have been running amok and She-Hulk has had to fill the void.

SA

trentsteel wrote: »

Htown wrote: »

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Stigma wrote: »

doesn't hulk change sizes as he angers and calms down? wouldn't that fuck up implants that don't change size? what about when he turns back into banner?
what the fuck?

Hulk reverted to Banner only twice during the entire Planet Hulk arc, and one of them was only because the Hulk WANTED TO.

The Hulk is so pissed off right now it is not even funny. Banner is not coming out for a good long time.

Even if Banner DID come out, I kind of think he'd be on the Hulk's side on this one.

Uh, I'm not sure but didn't Reed Richards et al. kick him out of earth because he was a constant problem and came close to splitting the Earth in half? Fuck the hulk and his rampages; he needs to control his anger.

But he wasn't doing shit when they shot him in space. He was chilling in the Alaskan wilderness eating salmon. They sought him out, used him to get rid of a serious problem with a satellite, then after he solves the problem they thank him by firing him into space.

Plus the ship they sent him on eventually self destructed and destroyed the planet that he now called home. Hulk has every right to be really angry.

Calamity Jane

Reeves? For serious? I kinda thought Russel Crowe wouldn't be too bad for the role.

Keanu doesn't have the right shoulders for the job.

DarkPrimus

I call BULLSHIT on those castings.

trentsteel

SA wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

Htown wrote: »

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Stigma wrote: »

doesn't hulk change sizes as he angers and calms down? wouldn't that fuck up implants that don't change size? what about when he turns back into banner?
what the fuck?

Hulk reverted to Banner only twice during the entire Planet Hulk arc, and one of them was only because the Hulk WANTED TO.

The Hulk is so pissed off right now it is not even funny. Banner is not coming out for a good long time.

Even if Banner DID come out, I kind of think he'd be on the Hulk's side on this one.

Uh, I'm not sure but didn't Reed Richards et al. kick him out of earth because he was a constant problem and came close to splitting the Earth in half? Fuck the hulk and his rampages; he needs to control his anger.

But he wasn't doing shit when they shot him in space. He was chilling in the Alaskan wilderness eating salmon. They sought him out, used him to get rid of a serious problem with a satellite, then after he solves the problem they thank him by firing him into space.

Plus the ship they sent him on eventually self destructed and destroyed the planet that he now called home. Hulk has every right to be really angry.

No he doesn't.

Ship self-destructing wasn't their fault. So what if they tricked him? Probably the only way to beat him. It wouldn't have been long before he started smashing shit again anyway for no good reason.

Also, I haven't read comic books in awhile but I highly doubt She-Hulk is earth's only savior. There are other super heroes last I checked and I'm sure they can handle those guys fine.

Menace

trentsteel wrote: »

The following people have been cast in The Watchmen

Patrick Wilson, as Night Owl
Keanu Reeves as Dr. Manhattan

Jude Law as Ozymandias

Or at least, they've been offered the roles.

please don't let him play Jon

please please please

seems a pretty good choice for Ozymandias, though they could do better

SA

I wonder how big Keanu's dick is.

Blake T

trentsteel wrote: »

The following people have been cast in The Watchmen

Patrick Wilson, as Night Owl
Keanu Reeves as Dr. Manhattan

Jude Law as Ozymandias

Or at least, they've been offered the roles.

You know, reeves makes sense. John is supposed to be an emotional piece of wood right?

Exactly what is Keanu Reeves?

Calamity Jane

Menace wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

The following people have been cast in The Watchmen

Patrick Wilson, as Night Owl
Keanu Reeves as Dr. Manhattan

Jude Law as Ozymandias

Or at least, they've been offered the roles.

please don't let him play Jon

please please please

seems a pretty good choice for Ozymandias, though they could do better

You haven't seen him in Dracula, have you?

"I'm EN-glish. See."

Bergy

I don't actually think Keanu is that bad of an actor.

His acting works for what he does.

SA

Bergy wrote: »

I don't actually think Keanu is that bad of an actor.

His acting works for what he does.

I agree with this statement and I would like to subscribe to you...blahblahblah

Bergy

I mean in the matrix if he was an emotional ball of shit the movie would have hells of lame.

ShimSham

I can never stop seeing him as Ted.

In every single thing he plays.

I see and hear



But I watched those movies an unhealthy amount of times growing up.

Thanatos

ShimSham wrote: »

But I watched those movies an unhealthy amount of times growing up.

Those movies were awesome. The only unhealthy amount would be "not at all."

I finally got around to reading the first Sandman trade. It's pretty good. It's pretty surreal for a superhero book, a new take on the whole "ubermensch" thing. I mean, it's not Transmetropolitan, but what is?

Kusuguttai

my first comic book was sandman volume 1


also my first DC comic book just came today
hello new frontier
you are so good
yes you are



yes you are

Thanatos

Kusuguttai wrote: »

my first comic book was sandman volume 1


also my first DC comic book just came today
hello new frontier
you are so good
yes you are



yes you are

Uh... isn't Sandman DC?

Kusuguttai

vertigo

Calamity Jane

Owned by DC as subsidiary.

Kusuguttai

well duh
but is it DC?
no.

Thanatos

Kusuguttai wrote: »

well duh
but is it DC?
no.

Dude, it had the Martian Manhunter.

It's fucking DC.

Kusuguttai

if it doesn't say DC or Detective Comics on it in big blue and white letters then it is not DC
subsidiaries do not count