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[NFL] Thread: Gov. DeSantis Has Criminal Disregard For Florida Sports Fans

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Draeven wrote: »
    I don't think oddsmakers have a good grasp on XFL talent.
    Think by game 5 or 6 the betting lines will be a touch tighter, and closer to what you would expect.

    Excitement!

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Lines are usually pretty off the first two weeks of NFL games as well.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Watching the Dallas/LA XFL game. It’s, ok. It has the veneer of real football but there’s some bad play and a lot of inaccurate passes.

    Mostly the things I like best are the new sources of audio like hearing the coaches and refs.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Watching the Dallas/LA XFL game. It’s, ok. It has the veneer of real football but there’s some bad play and a lot of inaccurate passes.

    Mostly the things I like best are the new sources of audio like hearing the coaches and refs.

    That reporter laying down to interview the player was the silliest thing.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Watching the Dallas/LA XFL game. It’s, ok. It has the veneer of real football but there’s some bad play and a lot of inaccurate passes.

    Mostly the things I like best are the new sources of audio like hearing the coaches and refs.

    That reporter laying down to interview the player was the silliest thing.

    Those instant interviews are intriguing, but don’t seem to bring much value. The answers all seem to just be vague platitudes. The QB who threw a pick goes on to say that he needs to play better.

    Not much insight. I think secretly they hope one of them will start talking shit about their teammates in the heat of the moment. I mean, that’s what I’m hoping for.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Watching the Dallas/LA XFL game. It’s, ok. It has the veneer of real football but there’s some bad play and a lot of inaccurate passes.

    Mostly the things I like best are the new sources of audio like hearing the coaches and refs.

    That reporter laying down to interview the player was the silliest thing.

    Those instant interviews are intriguing, but don’t seem to bring much value. The answers all seem to just be vague platitudes. The QB who threw a pick goes on to say that he needs to play better.

    Not much insight. I think secretly they hope one of them will start talking shit about their teammates in the heat of the moment. I mean, that’s what I’m hoping for.

    McGloin shit all over his team.

    ESPN wrote:
    Matt McGloin at halftime to diannaESPN
    : "We need to change the whole entire gameplan."

    Head coach Kevin Gilbride: "I need to go talk to him & figure out what the problem is because he needs to play better."

    Then McGloin threw a pick-six on their next drive.

    Matt McGloin gets benched after completing 8-of-19 pass attempts with 2 INT, then proceeds to rip his team/coach while the 4th quarter is still being played.

    This is peak XFL

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    Does the WWE still own the XFL, because that sounds straight out of a Monday Night Raw episode.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Other than McMahon, I don't know the direct connection between the two.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Krieghund wrote: »
    Does the WWE still own the XFL, because that sounds straight out of a Monday Night Raw episode.

    No, the XFL is under a different McMahon owned company this time (Alpha Entertainment).

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Ya Vince actually sold a bunch of wwe stock to finance this league. Supposedly it's financed for 3 years with tv revenue expected to offset early losses in later seasons.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    WTF?!

    Trump just pardoned Ed DeBartolo for his gambling fraud conviction.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    WTF?!

    Trump just pardoned Ed DeBartolo for his gambling fraud conviction.

    Its gross guys like Jim Brown and Jerry Rice were at the white house to champion this move. "Yes the wrongful conviction of someone who's super rich and did the thing he was accused of."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    WTF?!

    Trump just pardoned Ed DeBartolo for his gambling fraud conviction.

    Its gross guys like Jim Brown and Jerry Rice were at the white house to champion this move. "Yes the wrongful conviction of someone who's super rich and did the thing he was accused of."

    Rich people stick together.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    WTF?!

    Trump just pardoned Ed DeBartolo for his gambling fraud conviction.

    Its gross guys like Jim Brown and Jerry Rice were at the white house to champion this move. "Yes the wrongful conviction of someone who's super rich and did the thing he was accused of."

    Now I’m even more happy that KC beat the Niners.

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    TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Preacher wrote: »
    WTF?!

    Trump just pardoned Ed DeBartolo for his gambling fraud conviction.

    Its gross guys like Jim Brown and Jerry Rice were at the white house to champion this move. "Yes the wrongful conviction of someone who's super rich and did the thing he was accused of."

    Trump, only likes "those lessers", whom entertained him.

    So don't be shocked if he starts getting the likes of Don King and Mike Tyson (yikes, he's gonna pardon Tyson's past charges isn't he!?)

    And yes, I just lost respect for Brown. Like man, seriously!?

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    If we're going to do that, can we just go to eight, and do away with the bye altogether?

    Finishing in first place, getting to play the worst (record wise) team in each Championship Round, always at home, should be a sufficient enough advantage, IMO.

    The dropoff between 2nd and 3rd in a Conference seems significantly worse than the dropoff from 4th to 5th.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I actually think I like this, though I haven’t thought deeply about it. This will help make sure actually good 10-6 or 11-5 teams don’t get shafted by a crappy division winner. It also makes the 1 seed a massive target, which I think is kind of awesome. It does give the 1’s a huge advantages, though and I wonder how often we’ll end up seeing 1v1 Super Bowls even more often.

    But I also think that’s kind of ok.

    Not sure yet but my initial reaction isn’t negative.

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    I wonder how many losing teams we'll get in the playoffs now.

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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    I also heard a report that they are trying to extend the season to 17 games and chop off a preseason game, but obviously that needs to be negotiated with the NFLPA. Though the report skipped that disclaimer and made it sound like Schefter announced both.

    17 games does explain Eli and Garett leaving their jobs. Harder to be .500 with an odd number of games.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I wonder how many losing teams we'll get in the playoffs now.

    Probably no more than before? The only way that happens realistically is if there’s a losing team division winner and there won’t be any more of those.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    I wonder how many losing teams we'll get in the playoffs now.

    Probably no more than before? The only way that happens realistically is if there’s a losing team division winner and there won’t be any more of those.

    Yeah. Adding a team will increase the chance for a team with a winning record.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    we should just do 8 team playoffs so that we can also asterisk all of the brady/chick titles as bye titles and devalue them in the same way we talk about presuperbowl era records

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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    we should just do 8 team playoffs so that we can also asterisk all of the brady/chick titles as bye titles and devalue them in the same way we talk about presuperbowl era records

    Make it 9 teams so hockey isn’t the only sport where almost half the teams don’t make the playoffs

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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    I wonder how many losing teams we'll get in the playoffs now.

    Probably no more than before? The only way that happens realistically is if there’s a losing team division winner and there won’t be any more of those.

    Yeah. Adding a team will increase the chance for a team with a winning record*.

    *9-7 record probably, which technically is a winning record but is also a team that is one or two plays away from being considered mediocre.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    They should just make it 8 teams and be done with it. Plus then you get the high drama of the #8 seed cinderella story sometimes beating the #1 seed

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    The 6 teams is better. You get
    4 division races
    a race for a bye
    a race for HFA
    the wild cards

    Now you'll get the
    4 division
    Bye
    plus wild cards

    For the advantage of 1 extra playoff game per conference with a team not good enough to be in it now.

    There will be many more meaningless games for strong teams and we're going to get shitty teams in the playoffs. No one wanted to see Duck throwing passes for the 8-8 Steelers in the playoffs.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    They should just make it 8 teams and be done with it. Plus then you get the high drama of the #8 seed cinderella story sometimes beating the #1 seed

    I don't think they should do this

    but! If they do it? Just have the first round be division championship round, #1 hosts #2 for the actual Division title. Winners go to a Conference Semi-final, then a Conference Championship, then the Owl.

    But I don't think they should do that

    And I'm generally cool with the 7-team play off. Wild Card teams going on post season runs have almost always been good and also got us the Helmet Catch

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    I wonder how many losing teams we'll get in the playoffs now.

    Probably no more than before? The only way that happens realistically is if there’s a losing team division winner and there won’t be any more of those.

    Yeah. Adding a team will increase the chance for a team with a winning record*.

    *9-7 record probably, which technically is a winning record but is also a team that is one or two plays away from being considered mediocre.

    I figured you were right, but I went looking at the last 5 years anyways... These would be the teams each year that qualified for the seventh spot had it been implemented.

    2015
    Jets 10-6**
    Falcons 8-8

    2016
    Titans 9-7* (tb/Broncos)
    Bucs 9-7*

    2017
    Ravens 9-7* (tb/Chargers)
    Lions 9-7 (tb/Seahawks&Cowboys)

    2018
    Steelers 9-6-1
    Vikings 8-7-1

    2019
    Steelers 8-8
    Rams 9-7*

    (tb/X) means that they'd have squeezed in over team X with the same record.
    * indicates they lost out on sixth to a team on tiebreakers
    ** The Jets in 2015 are the only team in the last five years to have lost out with a record HIGHER than the 6th seed.

    While a lot of mediocrity has been lost to me over the years, I can say one thing. Adding the Steelers and Rams this past year, would have added next to nothing to the playoffs. Sure, they might have acted as a spoiler, and maybe someone else makes the playoffs, cause "any given Sunday", but neither team were SuperBowl capable.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    In other news, looks like Cleveland can't catch a break.


    "Browns’ OT Greg Robinson was alleged to have 157 pounds - 157 pounds! - of marijuana in “several large duffle bags in the rear cargo area” in El Paso, Texas today."
    - Adam Schefter is an ESPN reporter.

    The complaint definitely looks like there's going to be a dispute over who owned the drugs. The authorities are confident it's Robinson (as that's who they're charging), but with the claim that Robinson tried to get a third member to take the fall, but unless there's audio of that offer being made, that's clearly where his defense lawyer is going to go. Cause else he's FUKT.

    And even if he escapes criminality, we know how Rog feels about "detriment to the sport" and especially the devil weed. So, even if he skates on the criminal charges, I expect some kind of suspension, especially if it's not expidited, and Robinson's case isn't heard until after the start of the season.

    And given he's been relatively mediocre, he's unlikely to be given the "star player disciplinary discount", and I can see the Browns not going to bat for him, and quite probably releasing him.

    So, it's likely that the Browns now need to recruit/free agent a new OT. Like they didn't have enough issues.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    The really interesting thing is holy shit that’s enough pot to smoke an eighth a day for 55 years.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Drugs in that quantity becomes Intent to Distribute. Which is a much harsher sentence.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    That’s a stupid crime. I don’t mean because he’s a pro athlete. I mean because he could have gotten 157 pounds of weed in Canada and it’s way closer than Texas, and it’s a slap on the wrist there. Maybe an 8 hour drive and there are boats that go across quite regularly.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    That’s a stupid crime. I don’t mean because he’s a pro athlete. I mean because he could have gotten 157 pounds of weed in Canada and it’s way closer than Texas, and it’s a slap on the wrist there. Maybe an 8 hour drive and there are boats that go across quite regularly.

    As @Santa Claustrophobia mentioned, at that quantity it's about distribution.

    And if it's about distribution, it's about profit margins. Even buying wholesale in Canada is probably not going to have the same margin.

    As the saying goes, "No risk it, no biscuit". And having been brought up as likely a star player (being drafted 2nd indicates a level of talent that probably had him skate through highschool and college without real consequences-for-actions), that tends to cloud people's visions on what the downsides of risk really mean.

    There's a strangeness to how belief in oneself can have you woefully underestimate negative consequences. "I believe, therefore I can't lose" leads to some pretty dramatic failures.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Isn't it legal in California? Why not cross there and then drive to Texas?

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Crossing the border anywhere is a federal matter.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Even in California they're not gonna overlook 157 lbs of marijuana in the trunk.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Crossing the border anywhere is a federal matter.

    But you don't go through customs. He could have gone to California, Washington, Colorado, or Michigan and likely wouldn't have been noticed.

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    knitdan wrote: »
    Even in California they're not gonna overlook 157 lbs of marijuana in the trunk.

    Yeah, even where it's legalized it's still heavily regulated. You can't be moving that kind of product around without the proper papers.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Krieghund wrote: »
    Does the WWE still own the XFL, because that sounds straight out of a Monday Night Raw episode.

    No, the XFL is under a different McMahon owned company this time (Alpha Entertainment).

    Fucking of course McMahon owns a company called "Alpha Entertainment"

    You don't get more on-brand than that.

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